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Sex God
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If I was caught breaking into a glue factory, would it be a sticky situation?
If I was caught breaking into a fish and chip shop, would they call the frying squad?
If I was caught breaking into a sex shop would I be f***ed?
Can you think of any more?
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If I was caught breaking into a pub would I be pished?
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if i was caught breaking into a findus factory would the police want my fishy finger prints lol
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If I was caught breaking into a sewage farm, would I be in deep sh.t?
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If I was caught breaking into a bakers - would I be brown bread ( for those of you that know cockney slang) wink
Sex God
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If i was caught breaking into a schizophrenic Hospital, would they blame me? or me? or me?
Warming the Bed
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If i was caught breaking into a cake shop, would i be creamed...x
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If I was caught breaking into Ann Summers, would I be thrilled?
Warming the Bed
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If I was caught breaking into an opticians, would my actions have been short-sighted?! biggrin
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If I was caught breaking into Branstons, would I be in a pickle? (groan)
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If i broke into a Kettle factory would i be in hot water ?
Master of Sex
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If I was caught breaking into a taxidermist, would I be stuffed?
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If I broke into a DIY store, would I be screwed?
Sex God
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If I was caught breaking into a Battery shop would I be Charged
Master of Sex
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If I was caught breaking into a bee-keeper's, would I get a buzz out of it?
If I was caught breaking into a library, would they throw the book at me?
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If I broke into a record shop, would I be recorded?
Sex God
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If i was caught breaking in2 an Art gallery....would i have been framed?
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If I was caught breaking into SH Towers, would I have reached the high point in swinging?
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If I was caught breaking into a school would they teach me a lesson?
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If I broke into an abattoir, would I be caught by the pigs?
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If I was caught breaking into a whore house, would I be banged to rights?
Sex God
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If I was caught breaking into a butcher's - would I be for the chop?
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If I was caught breaking into a sports shop would I be for the High jump
Master of Sex
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If I was caught breaking into the parrot cage at London Zoo, would I be up before the beak?
Sexlightened
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if i was caught breaking into a sewage works would i be in the shit?
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If I was caught breaking into a lingerie shop, would I be suspendered!?
Master of Sex
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If I was caught breaking into Virgin Megastore to steal Black Lace's "Agadoo", would I get a criminal record?