If men had a pussy for a day
If men had a pussy for a day they would:
1. wonder what the little pink button next to it does.
2. lie in bed all morning with a hand mirror.
3. get up and go shopping for cucumbers.
4. go to church and pray for breasts aswell.
5. secretly worry about whether it was bigger than everybody elses.
6. lie in bed all afternoon with a video camera.
7. finally find that damn g spot that all the fuss is about.
8. get picked up in a bar without even trying.
9. have an orgasm, then have another one without needing a nap first.
10. repeat number 9.
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if men had a pussy for the day
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Warming the Bed
glad it's not just me. i ticked all of the above!!!
may give church a miss though.
may give church a miss though.
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
If men had a pussy for the day the poor thing would strave as they couldent open the tin to feed it or know which type of whiskers it prefered
and we all know nine out of ten pussys prefer whiskers
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Actually Voddy, mine wouldn't touch Whiskas with a barge pole - apart from Jon I prefer my men clean shaven
Tracy-Jayne
