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Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Tart biggrin

You called?
Ooops
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Tart biggrin

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please biggrin
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Tart biggrin

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please biggrin
Oh alright, as it's you. biggrin
Unknown User
Tesco's own beans. Plain, simple and no frills lol
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Tart biggrin

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please biggrin
Oh alright, as it's you. biggrin
Are you always that easy dunno
(crosses fingers)
Unknown User
Quote by Dune
Got to go with a good ol' Sunday Roast, beef gravy and crispy roast spuds....
or somthing with dumplings.... lol lol

oooooo DUNE - There is a pub in Rainford that does a wonderful Sunday roast.
Can't remember the name of it but the landlord's name is George.
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Tart biggrin

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please biggrin
Oh alright, as it's you. biggrin
Are you always that easy dunno
(crosses fingers)
No, I'm very selective, but like I said... as it's you.... ;)
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Tart biggrin

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please biggrin
Oh alright, as it's you. biggrin
Are you always that easy dunno
(crosses fingers)
No, I'm very selective, but like I said... as it's you.... ;)
I'm feeling really hungry now :rascal:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Tart biggrin

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please biggrin
Oh alright, as it's you. biggrin
Are you always that easy dunno
(crosses fingers)
No, I'm very selective, but like I said... as it's you.... ;)
I'm feeling really hungry now :rascal:
I'm afraid I can only offer a snack. rotflmao
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Tart biggrin

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please biggrin
Oh alright, as it's you. biggrin
Are you always that easy dunno
(crosses fingers)
No, I'm very selective, but like I said... as it's you.... ;)
I'm feeling really hungry now :rascal:
I'm afraid I can only offer a snack. rotflmao
With Ian away a snack is better than an empty gob :lol2:
postie
Sex God
It'd have to be a sandwich...... :lol2: :grin:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Tart biggrin

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please biggrin
Oh alright, as it's you. biggrin
Are you always that easy dunno
(crosses fingers)
No, I'm very selective, but like I said... as it's you.... ;)
I'm feeling really hungry now :rascal:
I'm afraid I can only offer a snack. rotflmao
With Ian away a snack is better than an empty gob :lol2:
I must be careful how I answer that... someone might call me a tart. rotflmao
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Tart biggrin

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please biggrin
Oh alright, as it's you. biggrin
Are you always that easy dunno
(crosses fingers)
No, I'm very selective, but like I said... as it's you.... ;)
I'm feeling really hungry now :rascal:
I'm afraid I can only offer a snack. rotflmao
With Ian away a snack is better than an empty gob :lol2:
I must be careful how I answer that... someone might call me a tart. rotflmao
What? Twice in one night :lol2:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Twice in one night?

Well I don't like to brag but.... :lol2:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Twice in one night?

Well I don't like to brag but.... :lol2:
Maybe not but you will be posting pictures to prove it won't you :rascal:
u2merevrithing
Warming the Bed
Something that takes a wee while to make...
you love looking at and playing with it......
and when you taste it you think orgasm...... hmmmmmm let us think rolleyes
got to be a box of Tunnocks tea cakes on a big huge plate to share.... coffee
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
tastes like chicken but with a slight fishey odour, then add lots of cream :rascal:
Unknown User
think I'll go for a stir fry....throw all sorts in...add a little oil.....get all heated up and then add some sauce........
Unknown User
Battered sausage confused
Serendipity
Sex God
Quote by bigDewi69
A vindaloo - It's hot, sweaty, keeps you up all night and leaves your arse burning the morning after wink :grin:

Isn't that a VindaBlue? :grin:
Unknown User
hmmmm
Jumbo sausage and a small kebab for me please :twisted:
Mr_D_and_HotTart
Sex God
Menu
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Unknown User
Quote by Mister_Discreet
Menu
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Porn Crackers
Jumbo Hot Dog
Breast & Stuffing
Pork Swords
Beef Curtains
Spitroast
Bombay Roll
Cream Pie

You forgot the kebab :shock: sad
Mr_D_and_HotTart
Sex God
I thought you had the kebab already? lol
I can;t seem to find any cherries either..... redface
Bubster71
Forum Virgin
Nah, Its gotta be succulent roast beef with home made yorkshire puds, maybe a coupla spuds on the side but the veg has to be green!!! Gravy amust but the best bits save till last mmmmm, the stuffing and licking the plate clean. lol lol lol
lovejoy68
Orgasminator
it has 2 b a rich chocolate mousse 2 slowly run yr tongue round the outside taking in the creamy rich flavour & smell then slowly working your way 2 the gooey centre savouring every last bit as it melts on your tongue MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmCHOCOLATE
Unknown User
A nice sandwich - fits in your hand and you came have it anywhere biggrin
MrsBedz
Warming the Bed
Melon...Love the way the juices dribble down your chin and drip between the boobies Mmmmm... :P
I'm glad no one's said crab...lol lol
Unknown User
You cant beat a Yorkshire Tart lol but I think most of you girls would be happy with a good old Spit Roast lol
Or When asked by mrs goodtimez "what do you want for your dinner when you get in" when she phones whilst I'm out for a days fishing I reply Dont care as long as its Hot and theres plenty of it!! wink
Mr goodtimez