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IF SEX WERE A FOOD !!

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Here goes peeps an question for u all...
If sex were a food..Which food would u like it to be .. and why ??? :evil2:
Lucyxx
An ice lollypop for the very obvious reason of being sucked for a long time.

Delaney
Oops sorry Ops meant to post in the Cafe section redface
Lucy
All of it, and I`d have a weight problem as a result! lol
Possibly salad, cos normally I don`t touch the stuff.
Venusxxx
Few people admit to wanting to eat them often but, deep down, you want them every day. And sometimes with curry sauce.
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Oops sorry Ops meant to post in the Cafe section redface
Lucy

Winging it's way there right now, hold on tight confused
Oh before we whoosh over there, my answer! ......
I would like to be a Cadburys cream egg, to feel how people do eat them :twisted:
(love your avatar LWB, so cool lol)
Chocolate... cos everybody loves chocolate, but feels bad about having too much... but still wants to anyway... plus chocolate releases endorfins that make you happy... just like me smile
Also there is something quite cute about a woman who ate too much chocolate, and has that caught in the act look on their face! (usualy due to the chocolate/spunk on their face :twisted: )
A finger of fudge.................................. sigh!
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Here goes peeps an question for u all...
If sex were a food..Which food would u like it to be .. and why ???

A carrot... firm... juicy... keeps it shape... low in calories and full of goodness... :P
McDonalds as 'there's nothing quite like a McDonalds'
Hmmmm - i'd be Haagen Dazs ice cream in Pralines and Cream flavour - cos theres NOTHING better!!!!
' Ship's Biscuit': hard tack, almost undigestable biscuit, strictly rationed and kept for dire emergencies ......all the crew allowed a nibble one a week......
....and then you throw up :cry:
I'm now all googled up on 'Ships Biscuit'!!
Never heard of it before ..... now an expert, although stopped short of downloading the receipe for it confused
They used to knock it on their elbow before eating it to try and get the bugs out!!! :shock:
Fascinating stuff, sometimes the olden days don't look so great!
An ice cream sunde, because of the cherry on top lol
Ben & Jerry's Ice cream, I already thought that was liquid sex :P
Chocolate as it is multifunctunal -you can eat it and you can screw with it.
Food, hmm... If sex were food it would be amazing how people create great banquets in their heads, yet when it comes down to it are happy to settle for fish and chips, with maybe some peas on the side if they nicely done...
Present company excepted of course.
If sex were food I'd say it would have to be toast.
Its great in the morning or at night
So varied you can have it either sweet or savoury its never the same twice
I especially like it when there is warm stuff dripping off it :shock:
Its great in bed but it can make a mess and stop you getting to sleep
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Oops sorry Ops meant to post in the Cafe section redface
Lucy

Winging it's way there right now, hold on tight confused
Oh before we whoosh over there, my answer! ......
I would like to be a Cadburys cream egg, to feel how people do eat them :twisted:
(love your avatar LWB, so cool lol)
Thanx Mischief xx oooo I wouldn't mind being someone cream egg ;)
Lucy xx
I'd have to say a kebab :twisted:
You always want it after you have been out and gotten pissed!
Now who's showing off KL?????? :giggle:
Shireen
xxx
OMG rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
lucy
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Now who's showing off KL?????? :giggle:
Shireen
xxx

I hope Judy doesn't see it and get any ideas! wink
KinkyLizard
if sex was a food, hmmmmm, i think i'd want it to be a muller rice...... just enough to keep you going, but not too much or too rich that you get sick of it.... refreshing, yet satisfying!!! if it was a drink, i'd want it to be a baileys with ice.... naughty, nice, heady and a proper treat!!! x
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Oh
I would like to be a Cadburys cream egg, to feel how people do eat them :twisted:
(love your avatar LWB, so cool lol)

Thanx Mischief xx oooo I wouldn't mind being someone cream egg ;)
Lucy xx
Mmmmmmmmm,lucy id have to slurp it,bite it :twisted: :twisted:
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Oh
I would like to be a Cadburys cream egg, to feel how people do eat them :twisted:
(love your avatar LWB, so cool lol)

Thanx Mischief xx oooo I wouldn't mind being someone cream egg ;)
Lucy xx
Mmmmmmmmm,lucy id have to slurp it,bite it :twisted: :twisted:
mmmmmmmmmm Steve how about tongues does that come into mind rolleyes after all couldn't leave any in the middle thats the tastiest bit wink evil
Lucy
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Oh
I would like to be a Cadburys cream egg, to feel how people do eat them :twisted:
(love your avatar LWB, so cool lol)

Thanx Mischief xx oooo I wouldn't mind being someone cream egg ;)
Lucy xx
Mmmmmmmmm,lucy id have to slurp it,bite it :twisted: :twisted:
mmmmmmmmmm Steve how about tongues does that come into mind rolleyes after all couldn't leave any in the middle thats the tastiest bit wink evil
Lucy
Oh definately tongues,but you leave that till last :twisted: :wink:
Am I the only one here who wanted toimprovemy diet?! surprised
Venusxxx
It would have to be a Mars Bar cos after all,
A MARS A DAY HELPS YOU WORK, REST AND MUCH MORE IMPORTANTLY PLAY! lol