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If SH had Facebook-style status updates at the top of everyone's profile, what would yours say?
For those who do not use Facebook, you can put a little bit of info that your friends can see to update them on how you are, what you're doing or just generally a bit of nonsense. They start with your name - in this case it'd be our usernames.
Mine would say:
Nola is having a Forum-filled afternoon.
or
Nola is stupidly excited about the upcoming Wigan Munch.
Mine would say "bullying hubby to do DIY"
You should try Twitter, it's fascinating if you are a people watcher, you can watch random people as they post what they are doing, it's used for social marketing and businesses mainly but a lot of non business types are using it now!
I have Santa and MrsSanta watching me LOL
Mine would say lyns is bored stupid...
if I were being truthful:
Nola could do with a really hard shagging!
:shock: redface :twisted:
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if I were being truthful:
Nola could do with a really hard shagging!
:shock: redface :twisted:

Hmm now you mention it .... we've got blummin' kids about though and I have half a million DIY jobs to get done first mad
Still we've got a bottle of champers and a fun filled evening laid out for later smile
Now mine would be:
Nola has just eaten waaaaay too much but, despite fullness, could still do with a good hard shagging!
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Nola is stupidly excited about the upcoming Wigan Munch.

Choon is seriously pissed off with missing the Wigan Munch. evil
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Quote by westerross

Nola is stupidly excited about the upcoming Wigan Munch.

Choon is seriously pissed off with missing the Wigan Munch. evil
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You aint missed it.............It hasn't happened yet :lol2:
keeno is a complete technophob and it is a miracle that he ever manages to log on......oh and he's found the toilet paper lol
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keeno'sfound the toilet paper lol

I guess we'll not be taking that any further confused
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Quote by noladreams30
Nola is stupidly excited about the upcoming Wigan Munch.

FB is feeling the same and has a lovely roomie :twisted:
After steeling Nola's update, and after going into total panic mode over Choon's update, I think mine would say ... 'the tooth is no longer hurting' :twisted:
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Nola is stupidly excited about the upcoming Wigan Munch.

FB is feeling the same and has a lovely roomie :twisted:
Or
FB she says what she likes and likes what she says wink
Quote by keeno

Nola is stupidly excited about the upcoming Wigan Munch.

FB is feeling the same and has a lovely roomie :twisted:
Or
FB she says what she likes and likes what she says wink
lol not quite - well, not always!
Quote by westerross

Nola is stupidly excited about the upcoming Wigan Munch.

Choon is seriously pissed off with missing the Wigan Munch. evil

Shouldn't have taken your name off the list!
Nola is wondering how much cleavage would be too much for her Munch outfit?
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Nola is wondering how much cleavage would be too much for her Munch outfit?

You can never have too much on show innocent
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Nola is wondering how much cleavage would be too much for her Munch outfit?

Ooooooooo we could go as twins!
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Nola is wondering how much cleavage would be too much for her Munch outfit?

Ooooooooo we could go as twins!
Will you two stop it!! smackbottom!! wink
Quadruplets actually.
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Nola has a tiny Strictly fetish... but it's under control. Honest rolleyes
Is waiting for X Factor to come on...
Choon strictly waiting fer Christine :inlove:
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FB going out to get out of the way a bit for her son's birthday party!
So I now realise Facebook is to blame the irritating epidemic (on the whole of the net) for people referring to themselves in the third person ....Mike says...aaaaargh!
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So I now realise Facebook is to blame the irritating epidemic (on the whole of the net) for people referring to themselves in the third person ....Mike says...aaaaargh!

hands on your head.......oh sorry thought we were playing a party game redface lol
Nola is eagerly awaiting the answer to her proposed bit of debauchery! wink
FB still waiting for other people to get ready rolleyes
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FB still waiting for other people to get ready rolleyes

It's not my fault I can't find my knickers :twisted: :twisted:
Nola is pondering updating her profile
koo is profile perving!!! :twisted: