Orgasminator
Oh thanks for clearing that up
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if u could, who would you be on SH?
Sex God
Quote by Davej
Davej cos i think he's very witty
they mixed up the W and put an SH at the start of the word instead...........
Morbius~
Here, try this...
"Witty" minus "W-" plus "Sh-" equals ???
HTH even more
~Reese!
Orgasminator
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lol Sex God
Quote by morbiusUK
ooops i think someone took me seriously
Oh, sure - I'm stuck in here taking you seriously, and you're off in PM-land pulling Vix! :P
Orgasminator
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Quote by celticq
Ahem - have you been spying on me today
In my dreams, hun...in my dreams. ;)
Sex God
I think I would have to be Mal. I couldn't pick any day though. I think it would have to be the day when he wins, Shag for Mal, just so I could steal his shag from under him. All that hard work and he'll get nothing. Woohahahahha 
Being one of the Warwicks would be fun too. Not sure which one as they are all as mad as each other.
If only Sean Connery was a member then I would have to be him, wear a black leather kilt and run round to Jags house to surprise her. Oh the possibilities are endless.
Being one of the Warwicks would be fun too. Not sure which one as they are all as mad as each other.
If only Sean Connery was a member then I would have to be him, wear a black leather kilt and run round to Jags house to surprise her. Oh the possibilities are endless.
Orgasminator
Ok, I'd be either WBB coz she sounds great, Bluexxx because she gets up to so much, or Misschief because she is very wise and seems like a really nice person!
Failing that I'd be all of you because you all sound interesting to me.
Failing that I'd be all of you because you all sound interesting to me.
Sex God
You sound like a smashing lass, Onlyme, I'd like to be you for one day - not the day when you went for the job interview though. I hope you got the job, by the way.
I've never met Blue, but you're right about WBB and Misschief, they're both smashing lasses too!
Mike.
I've never met Blue, but you're right about WBB and Misschief, they're both smashing lasses too!
Mike.
Sex God
i would like to be Mrs Davej!
i would spend my whole life in tears of laughter.. plus i would have a snazzy new convertable( just remember not to remove the roof in the rain!).
:lol: :lol: :lol:
luv WBB
(who is nowhere near as confident as you lot think!)
i would spend my whole life in tears of laughter.. plus i would have a snazzy new convertable( just remember not to remove the roof in the rain!).
:lol: :lol: :lol: luv WBB
(who is nowhere near as confident as you lot think!)
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
i would like to be Mrs Davej!
i would spend my whole life in tears of laughter.. plus i would have a snazzy new convertable( just remember not to remove the roof in the rain!).
luv WBB
(who is nowhere near as confident as you lot think!)
And there's more........Davej works away all week and lives in a hotel so no having to put up with him through the week. davej then goes and plays golf on a Saturday so no having to put up with him then either, so the only day he is permanantly around the house is a Sunday and more often than not a Sunday is reserved for nipping to the shops cos davej loves shopping which is an odd thing for a bloke.
Mrs davej does not cook at all, as we are a 100% convenience food family, which also means no washing up.
So basically you get to sprawl across the bed 5 nights a week, watch what the hell you like on the telly, as davej doesn't watch television. you get the sofa six days a week for an afternoon nap..... not a bad deal
The downside is that davej really doesn't take life serious enough at times, which can frustrate the fLuck out of mrs davej if there are issues to get sorted .......
Yes alright treacle. I will get the bloody tax return filled out nExt week ......yes I know I have had it since May and its got to be back by September FFS!
Jeez worry worry worry!!!
Sex God
mrs davej sounds like she has the perfect life....... i think i am almost sold! only thing is.. with you working all week......... i would need to be able to invite my "friends" round to keep me satisfied till you come home at the weekend!
hope ya dont mind
xxxxx
hope ya dont mind
xxxxx
Quote by well_busty_babe
mrs davej sounds like she has the perfect life....... i think i am almost sold! only thing is.. with you working all week......... i would need to be able to invite my "friends" round to keep me satisfied till you come home at the weekend!
hope ya dont mind
xxxxx
I was wondering if I could be Mrs Davej at the same time as WBB is being Mrs Davej... ?
Okay, it might be a bit complicated but it does have certain possibilities
Paul xx
Sexlightened
I'd swap with anyone of you too. Since stumbling across this site I've read the posts and you all seem like really good people. Besides variety is the spice of life .......... maybe I'm just being greedy ?
.......... maybe I'm just being greedy ? 
Sex God
I'd like to be me for a day. I was me for a few hours last night, but mostly I'm some other dude who manifests as voices in my head. :shock:
Ice
(Oh look how scared they are now )
Ice
(Oh look how scared they are now
) Sex God
Quote by DreamerHelen
I'd swap with anyone who's getting any sex at all
Awwww hun!!! Come ere I'll give you some...... :twisted:
I wanna swap with Lucifer. :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by DreamerHelen
Oh Ice Pie, don't be silly.....I'm a free for all (in other words a complete slut!! LoL) so you can have some too..... :twisted:
From Helen (who is NOT a complete slut really....only sometimes)
Could I have a list of dates for the "sometimes" please?...
...and I'll try to seduce you on one of the other days ;)
Yours sincerely,
Ice (Likes A Challenge) Pie
Sex God
.... I'm waiting....
Quote by SurreySingle
Who would I swap with? NO ONE !! im fekin great. Its true ask babe.
Seriously though id swap with babe so i can see just how great I am from
her point of view.
Who would she be? Why me of course !
Im modest as well as great sometimes :bs:
um......................................... ok then!!! :lol:
Quote by SurreySingle
Who would I swap with? NO ONE !! im fekin great. Its true ask babe.
Seriously though id swap with babe so i can see just how great I am from
her point of view.
Who would she be? Why me of course !
Im modest as well as great sometimes :bs:
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