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Sex God
Gotta be Zeus. Being the boss man of Olympus would have to be the most fun.
PARTY ON!!
PARTY ON!!
Sex God
Well, among the membership here we've already got the erudite Sappho, not seen so often these days. :cry:
As I'm on the fringes of things here, and not the most sociable one, I'll be the one who lived in a barrel - was it Diogenes?
As I'm on the fringes of things here, and not the most sociable one, I'll be the one who lived in a barrel - was it Diogenes?
Oh not so keen on Olympus party. Seems to me that the greek gods and goddesses spent most of their time pretending to be animals when they were shagging. They were a pretty jealous lot as well so you would have to oh so careful what you did with who. Look at poor old Paris. He had to choose who was the most beautiful from three goddesses. Whoever he chose it would upset the other two. Result the TRojan Wars. Thoasands dead because the Gods are vain and petty.
Am I taking this too seriuosly?
Am I taking this too seriuosly?
Sex God
Quote by keeno
Oh not so keen on Olympus party. Seems to me that the greek gods and goddesses spent most of their time pretending to be animals when they were shagging. They were a pretty jealous lot as well so you would have to oh so careful what you did with who. Look at poor old Paris. He had to choose who was the most beautiful from three goddesses. Whoever he chose it would upset the other two. Result the TRojan Wars. Thoasands dead because the Gods are vain and petty.
Am I taking this too seriuosly?
I think so yes
Quote by Mallock2006
Oh not so keen on Olympus party. Seems to me that the greek gods and goddesses spent most of their time pretending to be animals when they were shagging. They were a pretty jealous lot as well so you would have to oh so careful what you did with who. Look at poor old Paris. He had to choose who was the most beautiful from three goddesses. Whoever he chose it would upset the other two. Result the TRojan Wars. Thoasands dead because the Gods are vain and petty.
Am I taking this too seriuosly?
Okay. Who wants to be shagged by a swan or a bull?
I think so yes
Sex God
Quote by keeno
Oh not so keen on Olympus party. Seems to me that the greek gods and goddesses spent most of their time pretending to be animals when they were shagging. They were a pretty jealous lot as well so you would have to oh so careful what you did with who. Look at poor old Paris. He had to choose who was the most beautiful from three goddesses. Whoever he chose it would upset the other two. Result the TRojan Wars. Thoasands dead because the Gods are vain and petty.
Am I taking this too seriuosly?
I think so yes
Quote by Keeno
Okay. Who wants to be shagged by a swan or a bull?
Fixed it for ya....
Quote by keeno
Oh not so keen on Olympus party. Seems to me that the greek gods and goddesses spent most of their time pretending to be animals when they were shagging. They were a pretty jealous lot as well so you would have to oh so careful what you did with who. Look at poor old Paris. He had to choose who was the most beautiful from three goddesses. Whoever he chose it would upset the other two. Result the TRojan Wars. Thoasands dead because the Gods are vain and petty.
Am I taking this too seriuosly?
Yes.. now just think of someone and get in here and join our party!
Sex God
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Thanks for that. Never can get my head round these new fangled computers
:D
Don't tell me..... it's all Greek to ya? :giggle: :doh:
Sex God
Hephaestus I think..
The description seems to fit quite well
Hephaestus is the son of Zeus and Hera. Sometimes it is said that Hera alone produced him and that he has no father. He is the only god to be physically ugly. He is also lame. Accounts as to how he became lame vary. Some say that Hera, upset by having an ugly child, flung him from Mount Olympus into the sea, breaking his legs. Others that he took Hera's side in an arguement with Zeus and Zeus flung him off Mount Olympus. He is the god of fire and the forge. He is the smith and armorer of the gods. He uses a volcano as his forge. He is the patron god of both smiths and weavers. He is kind and peace loving. His wife is Aphrodite. Sometimes his wife is identified as Aglaia.
The description seems to fit quite well
Hephaestus is the son of Zeus and Hera. Sometimes it is said that Hera alone produced him and that he has no father. He is the only god to be physically ugly. He is also lame. Accounts as to how he became lame vary. Some say that Hera, upset by having an ugly child, flung him from Mount Olympus into the sea, breaking his legs. Others that he took Hera's side in an arguement with Zeus and Zeus flung him off Mount Olympus. He is the god of fire and the forge. He is the smith and armorer of the gods. He uses a volcano as his forge. He is the patron god of both smiths and weavers. He is kind and peace loving. His wife is Aphrodite. Sometimes his wife is identified as Aglaia.
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are you impersonating me :giggle:
noooo.. we have wine tasting to do yet! ah better get started then
:drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: 
Sex God
According to Wikipedia:-
There were, at various times, seventeen different gods recognized as Olympians, though never more than twelve at one time.
Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Ares, Hermes, Hephaestus, Aphrodite, Athena, Apollo, Artemis, Demeter, and Hestia are the 12 Olympians.
Heracles, Hebe, Helios, Hades, Dionysus and Persephone are some other important gods and goddesses.
Persephone spent three months of the year in the underworld (causing the barren landscape of winter), and was allowed to return to Mount Olympus for the other nine months in order to be with her mother, Demeter who, during this time, would be in woe and not with the Olympians. And, although Hades was always one of the principal Greek gods, his home in the underworld of the dead made his connection to the Olympians more tenuous.
The Twelve Olympians gained their supremacy in the world of gods after Zeus led his siblings to victory in war with the Titans; Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Hestia, and Hades were siblings; all the other of the Dodekatheon are usually considered the children of Zeus by various mothers, except for Athena, who in some versions of the myth was born of Zeus alone, and Aphrodite who rose from the sea foam and none know her true parents. Additionally, some versions of the myth state that Hephaestus was born of Hera alone as Hera's revenge for Zeus' solo birth of Athena.
Zeus is the king of the gods, the ruler of Mount Olympus, and god of the sky and thunder.
Poseidon, together with Hades is one of the two next most senior gods, god of the sea, rivers and springs, floods and earthquakes.
Hera is the wife of Zeus, the goddess Queen of the heavens and stars, of marriage and fidelity.
Demeter is the goddess of the fertile earth and agriculture. Her bounty sustains mankind.
Artemis is the goddess of the hunt, animals, wilderness and the protector of young girls.
Apollo is the son of Zeus, god of prophecy, light, music, healing, disease and medicine and archery.
Athena is the goddess of wisdom, the crafts (especially weaving, pottery and carpentry), inner beauty, education and defensive war.
Hephaestus is the god of fire, workmanship, artisans and weaponry and the craftsman of the gods.
Ares is the god of offensive war and slaughter.
Aphrodite is the goddess of love, sexuality, outer beauty and attraction.
Hermes is the god of guidance, travelers, commerce, inventions, oratory, shepherds, consolation and reunions, athletics, patron of thieves, and messenger of the Gods.
Hestia is the goddess of the home, family and the hearth.
Underworld
Hades is the god king of the third portion of the universe, the dark gloomy underworld, home of the dead.
Persephone is the goddess queen of the underworld, death, and spring renewal.
Hecate is a pre-Olympian Titaness daughter of Astreria and Perses. She was an Original Underworld goddess and goddess of cross roads, after the war of the gods, Zeus granted Hecate power over all realms her previous titles and Omnipotence.
Other gods
Dionysus is the god of wine, vegetation, fertility and the theater. He alternates with Hestia in ancient lists of the Twelve Olympians. Some scholars do not count Dionysus among the Olympian gods because though he is the son of Zeus, his mother was a mortal.
Heracles is the god protector of man from evil and of heroic endeavour (after his elevation to godhood).
Helios is the god of the sun, brother of the moon, Selene, and the dawn Eos.
Hebe is the goddess of youth and brides.
Note:
Artemis is often associated in modern times with the moon, although Selene is almost always named as the moon goddess in Greek literature.
Apollo is often associated in modern times with the sun, although Helios was almost always called sun god in ancient Greek poetry.
As having googled that lot and now read it,goodness know who I would select.
There were, at various times, seventeen different gods recognized as Olympians, though never more than twelve at one time.
Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Ares, Hermes, Hephaestus, Aphrodite, Athena, Apollo, Artemis, Demeter, and Hestia are the 12 Olympians.
Heracles, Hebe, Helios, Hades, Dionysus and Persephone are some other important gods and goddesses.
Persephone spent three months of the year in the underworld (causing the barren landscape of winter), and was allowed to return to Mount Olympus for the other nine months in order to be with her mother, Demeter who, during this time, would be in woe and not with the Olympians. And, although Hades was always one of the principal Greek gods, his home in the underworld of the dead made his connection to the Olympians more tenuous.
The Twelve Olympians gained their supremacy in the world of gods after Zeus led his siblings to victory in war with the Titans; Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Hestia, and Hades were siblings; all the other of the Dodekatheon are usually considered the children of Zeus by various mothers, except for Athena, who in some versions of the myth was born of Zeus alone, and Aphrodite who rose from the sea foam and none know her true parents. Additionally, some versions of the myth state that Hephaestus was born of Hera alone as Hera's revenge for Zeus' solo birth of Athena.
Zeus is the king of the gods, the ruler of Mount Olympus, and god of the sky and thunder.
Poseidon, together with Hades is one of the two next most senior gods, god of the sea, rivers and springs, floods and earthquakes.
Hera is the wife of Zeus, the goddess Queen of the heavens and stars, of marriage and fidelity.
Demeter is the goddess of the fertile earth and agriculture. Her bounty sustains mankind.
Artemis is the goddess of the hunt, animals, wilderness and the protector of young girls.
Apollo is the son of Zeus, god of prophecy, light, music, healing, disease and medicine and archery.
Athena is the goddess of wisdom, the crafts (especially weaving, pottery and carpentry), inner beauty, education and defensive war.
Hephaestus is the god of fire, workmanship, artisans and weaponry and the craftsman of the gods.
Ares is the god of offensive war and slaughter.
Aphrodite is the goddess of love, sexuality, outer beauty and attraction.
Hermes is the god of guidance, travelers, commerce, inventions, oratory, shepherds, consolation and reunions, athletics, patron of thieves, and messenger of the Gods.
Hestia is the goddess of the home, family and the hearth.
Underworld
Hades is the god king of the third portion of the universe, the dark gloomy underworld, home of the dead.
Persephone is the goddess queen of the underworld, death, and spring renewal.
Hecate is a pre-Olympian Titaness daughter of Astreria and Perses. She was an Original Underworld goddess and goddess of cross roads, after the war of the gods, Zeus granted Hecate power over all realms her previous titles and Omnipotence.
Other gods
Dionysus is the god of wine, vegetation, fertility and the theater. He alternates with Hestia in ancient lists of the Twelve Olympians. Some scholars do not count Dionysus among the Olympian gods because though he is the son of Zeus, his mother was a mortal.
Heracles is the god protector of man from evil and of heroic endeavour (after his elevation to godhood).
Helios is the god of the sun, brother of the moon, Selene, and the dawn Eos.
Hebe is the goddess of youth and brides.
Note:
Artemis is often associated in modern times with the moon, although Selene is almost always named as the moon goddess in Greek literature.
Apollo is often associated in modern times with the sun, although Helios was almost always called sun god in ancient Greek poetry.
As having googled that lot and now read it,goodness know who I would select.
Quote by jaymar
Oh not so keen on Olympus party. Seems to me that the greek gods and goddesses spent most of their time pretending to be animals when they were shagging. They were a pretty jealous lot as well so you would have to oh so careful what you did with who. Look at poor old Paris. He had to choose who was the most beautiful from three goddesses. Whoever he chose it would upset the other two. Result the TRojan Wars. Thoasands dead because the Gods are vain and petty.
Am I taking this too seriuosly?
Yes.. now just think of someone and get in here and join our party!
I'll be
Hermes
Hermes is the son of Zeus and Maia. He is Zeus messenger. He is the fastest of the gods. He wears winged sandals, a winged hat, and carries a magic wand. He is the god of thieves and god of commerce. He is the guide for the dead to go to the underworld. He invented the lyre, the pipes, the musical scale, astronomy , weights and measures, boxing, gymnastics, and the care of olive trees.
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Well, among the membership here we've already got the erudite Sappho, not seen so often these days. :cry:
As I'm on the fringes of things here, and not the most sociable one, I'll be the one who lived in a barrel - was it Diogenes?
Not a god, but you are welcome, just for your quick wit and the way you put Alexander down.
Sex God
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Aphrodite :rascal:
She always seems to have a good time :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
what sam said!
nubile, sexy, and infinitely desirable. who doesn't want to be that? maybe the first swinger? certainly got about a bit, and a bit of a voyeur too by all accounts, what with temple girls shagging in her honour and what have you. good for her! ;)
neil x x x ;)