If women had a cock for a day
if women had a cock for a day they would:
1. measure it to see whether that really is 6 inches.
2. pee standing up without even trying to hit the toilet.
3. get a blow job.
4. fall asleep without saying thanks.
5. wake up.
6. repeat number 3.
number 3.
8. repeat number 3.
9. repeat number 3.
10. repeat number 3.