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Master of Sex
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The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.
Sex God
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Quote by scorpio1950
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Rubbish!
rolleyes
Sex God
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Quote by scorpio1950
The site now appears to be orientated to couples

What makes you say that dunno
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Er hiya from an ordinary male who definitely isn't a model confused :? :?

I know I'm down as a couple but I was single when I came here :?
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2 months of experience of the site tells you this huh?
an impolite way of reprasing "male bovine pooh" springs to mind
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
The site now appears to be orientated to couples

What makes you say that dunno
I'm guessing the fact he's not a male model and he hasn't had a shag in two months :dunno:
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STOP :shock:
I get it it's a this site is shit because I've not had my end away post isn't it, ffs I'm off out aswelll and i'm going to miss all the fun :cry: :cry: :cry: wink
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Well that's a load of old hogwash!
My personal opinion would be:
If you are going to say you are intelligent in your profile, try using correct spelling and grammar.
Join in the forums so we can see what a happy fun guy you are!
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Master of Sex
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What did you expect, shag on tap.
There are lots of single blokes on here having a good time, maybe you should read a few of their posts.
Getting to know people in the first instance and maybe a little patience wouldnt go amiss.
sierra x x
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Sheddy clicks his fingers and waits for the girlies to come running confused
and clicks them again :?
and again :? :?
then walks off podering if his fingers are actuially working lol :lol:
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Quote by sheddy
Sheddy clicks his fingers and waits for the girlies to come running confused
and clicks them again :?
and again :? :?
then walks off podering if his fingers are actuially working lol :lol:

Starts running..............
But in the opposite direction! wink
:giggle:
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We'll we're a gay couple but if you're speaking about straight couples then I guess that makes us the equivalent of two 'normal', non-model, single males.... and we've had lots of fun lol
This site is orientated to whatever you want to make it fella... it just takes time, patience, honesty and a little bit of self-investment :P
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Confusing profile mr Scorpio... you state you're a straight male, but you're looking for "single straight male" or a "couple with a bi male" dunno
oh and in the bit you write about yourself
49yr old fun guy,seeking couples, and/or a lady who is fed up with her current relationship
what's wrong with ladies not in relationships or ladies in relationships who aren't fed up but who are looking for single guys to play with?
Just trying to help
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I've said this (so have others) so many times on here now!
You get out of this site what you are willing to put in. If you put in sod all you will get sod all!
banghead
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Quote by Kiss_Me
Starts running..............
But in the opposite direction! wink
:giggle:

Come back ya sod I'll put a cock shot on my profile if that'll help lol :lol:
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Quote by sheddy

Starts running..............
But in the opposite direction! wink
:giggle:

Come back ya sod I'll put a cock shot on my profile if that'll help lol :lol:
Ooooo yes please - I need a good giggle!
.... I am SO joking Sheddy... I adore you really kiss.....
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As time goes on you will learn that this is a community not a shags4u site. If you want quick sex then that is what u should find.
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Quote by Kiss_Me
Ooooo yes please - I need a good giggle!
.... I am SO joking Sheddy... I adore you really kiss.....

redface surprisedops: :kiss: :kiss: right play nice peeps I'm off out and will miss all the fun lol wave
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Quote by scorpio1950
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Well, I am now part of a couple, but not so long ago I was a single guy using this site. I have had my share of success, and my share of failure, but havent we all?
I am far from being a male model, over 50, a tad overweight, hardly a moviestar, but hey its mostly what happens between your ears that governs success or failure.
If I may suggest a few hints?
1. Lose the quick shag mentality
2. Pay a bit of attention to your profile
3. Ditto your ads
4. Give it time, the paint isnt dry on your membership yet
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Quote by scorpio1950
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Another i'm feeling sorry for myself thread because i haven't had a meet yet.... rolleyes
you get back what you put in,here on this site...nothing is easy,it can be hard won't all come knocking at your door.....so quit whinging and do something about....you've only been using the site for two months...
Master of Sex
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that is the best advice weve seen in a long while......quick and to the point.......also add
6:....dont be a letch ....puts most people off!
Quote by Reikiradical
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Well, I am now part of a couple, but not so long ago I was a single guy using this site. I have had my share of success, and my share of failure, but havent we all?
I am far from being a male model, over 50, a tad overweight, hardly a moviestar, but hey its mostly what happens between your ears that governs success or failure.
If I may suggest a few hints?
1. Lose the quick shag mentality
2. Pay a bit of attention to your profile
3. Ditto your ads
4. Give it time, the paint isnt dry on your membership yet
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So you think that it's easier for couples then scorpio?? dunno
You have a lot to learn rolleyes
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I have an idea , if we all stop posting he will fade into the distance like a bad smell
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Quote by Silk and Big G
I have an idea , if we all stop posting he will fade into the distance like a bad smell

But where would the fun be in that? :twisted:
innocent
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Quote by Jags
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Rubbish!
rolleyes
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
RWL
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Quote by Kiss_Me
I have an idea , if we all stop posting he will fade into the distance like a bad smell

But where would the fun be in that? :twisted:
innocent
Sorry we must have been reading a different thread confused
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Quote by Reikiradical
1. Lose the quick shag mentality
2. Pay a bit of attention to your profile
3. Ditto your ads
4. Give it time, the paint isnt dry on your membership yet

:thumbup:
We should use this as a standard response to this kind of whinge... wonderful and very wise words Reikiradical biggrin
Master of Sex
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Like others on here I used to be a single male...
Yes I know hard to believe but I used to be one of the crowd lol....
not going to have a go... everyone else has done that...
It is hard work to start with on this site... Like everything else no one knows you and they don't know what you are like can you be trusted are you who you say you are.
This site is bout having fun with liked minded people it is also about banter and jokes and also support... its a group of friends who are relaxed and very open with each other.
Get yourself known but be patient, be thoughtful, get to know people.. If you spend most of your time in the forum then post now and again on a thread. If you use chat then stick to the same chat room for a while and get to know people. Until you do that you ain't going to get anything.
Once you are known come to a social / munch... Then you will see what this site is about. Yes you COULD end up having sex with someone it is never a promise or guarantee that you willl. If you are looking for that try elsewhere..
If you are really lucky you might meet someone and it becomes more than just a meet and a shag.. yes it does happen, happened to Reikiradical and also me. But you have to be yourself and be known before anything will happen.
Don't be part of the group that spoil it, the ones that just look for a quick shag behind thier partners back, be part of the whole thing... there is more to this than you think...
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Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask.................................
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81218.html
lol
Mal
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I've not had a adult dalliance off here either,but what I have done is meet some fantastic people who are the most amazing caring compassionate,funny people you could ever wish to meet!
I would rather have friends than a one off jump anyday.
However if someone fancies a one off jump........... lol