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I would like to see the words...
Babe
Hun
and Awesome banned!
Quote by poshkate
I'm banning man flu cos I've bloody got it again and it's not fun sad

Now you know it's not manflu cos you can still type, stop being a drama queen Miss PoshSnot :rude:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'm banning man flu cos I've bloody got it again and it's not fun sad

Now you know it's not manflu cos you can still type, stop being a drama queen Miss PoshSnot :rude:
oi Mr smackbottom
where my sympathy dunno I'm on my deathbed and all you can do is call me a drama queen.....how dare ya :smackbottom:
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I'd ban Eastenders and all similar TV shows bolt
Deathbed? it'll just be a sniffle rolleyes
(want me to pop round in a nurses uniform and look after you? rotflmao)
*id ban people driving cars unless they learn how to park consderately, do not take up 2 spaces.
*id ban michal winer from saying calm down dear.
*id ban people driving at 20 miles per hour in a 60 and when its safe to over take they move out into the other lane so you cant.
im sure there are plenty of other things but i know they are my pet hates
xx fem xx
well here i am again..
a few other things
Id like to ban are boy racers..
and also ban junk mail,all the crap that gets posted and you have to throw away..
a massive ban on adverts that claim to be 20% better..
Than what ???
and i like to ban celerbity so called talent shows..
oh yes i would also ban Terry Wogan from doing childern in need (oops sorry mistake there,ban him from television full stop)..
Quote by fem_4_taboo
*id ban people driving cars unless they learn how to park consderately, do not take up 2 spaces.

How could I forget those Chelsea tractor-driving morons who use their gas gizzlers to take little Britney and Tarquin to school 50 yards up the road then use up 2 spaces in Tesco car park for their 3 bags of shopping? :doh: People should be banned from driving these cars unless they
A. own a farm
B. have to tow a caravan or trailer
C. have proof that they really DO need to drive a 4x4 because they live in the back of beyond and the only access is straight over the Chilterns!
People who whinge that they haven't got what they wanted! (in all walks of life)
Idiots who can't observe simple driving curtesies ie indicating, not tailgating and parking.
Teenagers who feel the need to play music via phones without headphones or worse wear headphones but have it loud enough for everyone to hear!
Attention seekersconfused
MP3 players turned up so high I can here em sat six rows down from them on the bus/train etc..
Peas
Noisy/nosy neighbours
If i could ban one thing, it would have to be:-
Impolite people. smackbottom
Being quite an old-fashioned chap, i've realised that a smile can go a long way, and could possibly 'change the world as we know it'. smile
For example, when your in the supermarket with a trolley full, and someone behind you has only 1-2 items, i am always quite happy to let them go before me.
Or when there's a long queue and everyone else is moaning about how slow the person on the checkout is (probably their first day on the job), i just smile and think to myself 'thank god i'm not as uptight as them'.. :shock:
I open doors for strangers, respect my elders, and have respect for others. If we all showed this kind of respect, imagine what a lovely world this would be.
The possibilities are 'endless' wink
:jagsatwork:
And finally, who knows... maybe we could get 'the government' onboard too! rolleyes
(No need to tell anyone here in the forum though, as your all so lovely already!) :wink:
:happy:
Being able to whisper in the chat rooms!! biggrin
Quote by anais
what would it be......
I'd ban:
Spitting in the street....I hate it!
TV screens in shops/supermarkets etc that advertise mobile phone an other such rubbish... drives me crackers!
Speakers that boom boom up and down the street. If it's louder than your engine...It's too loud!
Elevator Music!
Telephone music whilst on hold!
Junk/spam email!
Drivers using mobile phones....yeah ok they arent meant to but I still see them!
I probably have loads more confused :?
Anyone else?

I would ban footballers who are rubbish, but still earn mega wages. Ban wages over ten grand a week!! lol
Quote by firelizard
Ban Flower!!!! lol

Seconded!!!!!!
Motion carried. biggrin :giggle:
Quote by easy
Ban Flower!!!! lol

Seconded!!!!!!
Motion carried. biggrin :giggle:
Was this in the predictions thread??? :lol2:
PS thirded :giggle:
4th'd .......... if there is such a thingie?
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Can we ban cornflakes? biggrin

NO .......... because they are good for you! :smug:
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Quote by blonde
4th'd .......... if there is such a thingie?

that's: Quartered (hung, drawn and...)
What on earth has Flower done to deserve this?
lp
ah, that'll be it then
lp
I was just joining in ........ because I want to be part of the "CLIQUE" :giggle:
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Quote by blonde
I was just joining in ........ because I want to be part of the "CLIQUE" :giggle:
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but we banned them a few pages back!!! :lol2:
Quote by anais
but we banned them a few pages back!!! :lol2:

Bloody hell ............. did you? :shock:
I havent mastered the art of scrolling yet! :giggle:
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Quote by blonde

but we banned them a few pages back!!! :lol2:

Bloody hell ............. did you? :shock:
I havent mastered the art of scrolling yet! :giggle:
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We banned that as well rotflmao
You mean I can't scroll?????????????????????????????
Is there any FUN left in life?
Scrolls scrolls .......... my kitchen for a scroll! :giggle:
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Quote by blonde
You mean I can't scroll?????????????????????????????
Is there any FUN left in life?
Scrolls scrolls .......... my kitchen for a scroll! :giggle:
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Nope, they banned fun months ago lol
Bollox !
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p.s. have you banned bollox as well? :shock:
Quote by blonde
Bollox !
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p.s. have you banned bollox as well? :shock:

Nah, Choon was on earlier - doubt he'd allow bollox to be banned!