If you could be someone else for one day.....

11 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar
my answer is like lilac gems , but just to be a man any man for a day
to feel what it feels like.....
to have a hard on .....
to ejaculate..... :!:
to have something dangling down my leg..... :shock:
what it feels like to be inside a women.....
how it feels to have hornyness dictated by a swelling or lack of......
to work out how the male brain works
men interest me full stop am i wierd

No you're not, it would be fab to be a bloke for a day... get to hang out on sofa ALL day, watching TV, pumping.. (yes you men do that), you may wander into kitchen see what the wifey has left for you to eat, then have a tickle of your tadger before she comes home to make your tea. :sticky:
or do what dek did this morning .......we were up late as my brother got rushed to hospital and i stayed up to wait for news woke up this morning late for school and with a throat like sand paper :crazy: said to dek (with car) can you take him cos i feel like shoite nah get a taxi up am staying in bed :doh: so 6 quid taxi fare later dek still in bed and im awake
where did i get him
I'll be smacking his ar"se if ever I meet him! smackbottom

Hope all is OK Tan? kiss

yup i just have the lurgy :crazy: a very sore throat the startings of a chest infection and the once monthly visit to boot il survive :sad: :kiss:

11 Dec 2007

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
id like to be mrs bonedigger for the day as she can make cakes and other tempting things to eat
plus id get to snog and errrrrrr do nawtys to the sexy mr bonedigger all day too

awwww bless ya hun, no-ones ever wanted to be me before :inlove:

11 Dec 2007

Quote by X_fanny_x
yup i just have the lurgy :crazy: a very sore throat the startings of a chest infection and the once monthly visit to boot il survive :sad:

is that all then? nae shaggin for you then! lol

jokin aside, hope you feel better soon xx

11 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar

yup i just have the lurgy :crazy: a very sore throat the startings of a chest infection and the once monthly visit to boot il survive :sad:

is that all then? nae shaggin for you then! lol

jokin aside, hope you feel better soon xx
aww thanks :kiss: :kiss:

11 Dec 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
Anyone really extrovert
Cos Im not!

… but then you wouldn't be you, and I'd miss that.

Thank you for those kind words
silly

assionkiss: :passionkiss:

11 Dec 2007

i would want to be mr bonedigger... cos then i could have sex on tap. not get nagged, just plain horny nookie for 24hrs. then pass into my own body with feeling of no need to rest after a days nookie.
lol......
cyber hubby to mrs b. god help me in the divorce.. anyone know a good lawyer?????????

11 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar
I'd be Markz, so i can deactivate his account and get an ASBO banning him from Bedfordshire

Can I be your secretary?? wink

:roll: :roll:
Of course, there's just the matter of the interview and skills test:rascal:

Quote by firelizard
I'd be Markz, so i can deactivate his account and get an ASBO banning him from Bedfordshire :D

You want Markz don't you meaty :grin:
Not even Markz wants Markz :roll:

11 Dec 2007

I'd be orphan child from Sierra Leone because sometimes I don't think I appreciate how lucky I am......

11 Dec 2007

Quote by markz
I'd be orphan child from Sierra Leone because sometimes I don't think I appreciate how lucky I am......

omg ur so right but wheres the rolleyes

11 Dec 2007

Quote by X_fanny_x
I'd be orphan child from Sierra Leone because sometimes I don't think I appreciate how lucky I am......

omg ur so right but wheres the rolleyes

er I don't use it when I'm being serious.....

11 Dec 2007

Quote by markz
I'd be orphan child from Sierra Leone because sometimes I don't think I appreciate how lucky I am......

:cry: awww what a thing to say, Im filling up here :cry:
kiss

11 Dec 2007

Quote by markz
I'd be orphan child from Sierra Leone because sometimes I don't think I appreciate how lucky I am......

omg ur so right but wheres the rolleyes

er I don't use it when I'm being serious.....
i know just not used to seeing that side of you

11 Dec 2007

Quote by markz
I'd be orphan child from Sierra Leone because sometimes I don't think I appreciate how lucky I am......

:inlove:
See, you're not the only one with a (well hidden) soft center.

11 Dec 2007

I'd be someone sexy, like Julia Roberts.

11 Dec 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
I'd be someone sexy, like Julia Roberts.

You are someone sexy! like fluffy-bunny-kins!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

11 Dec 2007

Quote by blonde
I'd be someone sexy, like Julia Roberts.

You are someone sexy! like fluffy-bunny-kins!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hmmmm.

11 Dec 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Hmmmm.

Don't you Hmmmm at me!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

11 Dec 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'd be Markz, so i can deactivate his account and get an ASBO banning him from Bedfordshire

Can I be your secretary?? wink

:roll: :roll:
Of course, there's just the matter of the interview and skills test:rascal:

I'll pass... I know I'll pass.... innocent

11 Dec 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'd be Markz, so i can deactivate his account and get an ASBO banning him from Bedfordshire

name dropper................ :mrgreen:

11 Dec 2007

Quote by markz
I'd be orphan child from Sierra Leone because sometimes I don't think I appreciate how lucky I am......

I think I've fallen in love with you even more.. kiss

I was just thinking this today, in our own little lives we're hustling and bustling along, buying the presents, wondering what to eat on the BIG day.. wondering what nice things to get. For the majority of us, we'll wake up on Christmas morning with a warm feeling of contentment and happiness, our kids will open all their pressies, they'll eat the breakfast made for them and the day will progress.
But what will the people do who aren't so fortunate? the homelessness, the abused children, the abused adults/elderly, the list goes on... I for one sometimes take it for granted the luxuries I have at home, and I'm taking this moment to reflect on all that.
So, if I could be anyone else for a day, it would be one of the less fortunate and then I would know for sure just how bloody lucky I am xxx

11 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar
So, if I could be anyone else for a day, it would be one of the less fortunate and then I would know for sure just how bloody lucky I am xxx

You know that saying "be careful what you wish for..."
I understand what you mean but you really wouldn't want to be there!
So wrap a present for a child and take it to boots or one of the other retailers collecting gifts for less fortunate kids ....... put a quid in every collection box thrust at you ................ and enjoy every second of what you have ......... because who knows what tomorrow holds for any of us!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

12 Dec 2007

Quote by blonde

So, if I could be anyone else for a day, it would be one of the less fortunate and then I would know for sure just how bloody lucky I am xxx

You know that saying "be careful what you wish for..."
I understand what you mean but you really wouldn't want to be there!
So wrap a present for a child and take it to boots or one of the other retailers collecting gifts for less fortunate kids ....... put a quid in every collection box thrust at you ................ and enjoy every second of what you have ......... because who knows what tomorrow holds for any of us! kiss

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I did that yesterday (I can't advertise it but it was a local radio station) :kiss:
Of course I wouldn't want to be there, but I, like many others, probably sit back and take what I have (and we don't have mega bucks) for granted, so my bit is, just for a day I'd like to 'feel' what some people feel. I was nearly there myself 10 years ago, I can totally

12 Dec 2007

I would like to be someone with a lot of money, someone who loves to hoard it. I would spend the day giving it to medical science, or something that goes on and on after the money is spent. Medical discovery fits the bill.

12 Dec 2007

Quote by blonde

So, if I could be anyone else for a day, it would be one of the less fortunate and then I would know for sure just how bloody lucky I am xxx

You know that saying "be careful what you wish for..."
I understand what you mean but you really wouldn't want to be there!
So wrap a present for a child and take it to boots or one of the other retailers collecting gifts for less fortunate kids ....... put a quid in every collection box thrust at you ................ and enjoy every second of what you have ......... because who knows what tomorrow holds for any of us!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ive been there i realise how lucky i am even though at the time i was lucky to get the help i did others dont, the certain place that helped me does a gift tree in a few places for people at christmas i always donate a good few presents to them

12 Dec 2007

x_fanny_x if u pm me who it was that helped u i will give a donation to

12 Dec 2007

..........or if you want to truly give something back and also appreciate how fortunate you are then volunteer your time. Most charities love and desperately need volunteers they can depend on.
The best ones will give you training to the same standard they give their paid employees. At most you will need to have good communication skills and a CRB check.
You will gain knowledge and skills in new area's, a daily reminder of how fortunate you are and something to add to your CV to prove you are willing to go the extra yard.

12 Dec 2007

Quote by splendid_
..........or if you want to truly give something back and also appreciate how fortunate you are then volunteer your time. Most charities love and desperately need volunteers they can depend on.
The best ones will give you training to the same standard they give their paid employees. At most you will need to have good communication skills and a CRB check.
You will gain knowledge and skills in new area's, a daily reminder of how fortunate you are and something to add to your CV to prove you are willing to go the extra yard.

:thumbup: I agree, I'm starting one in January x

12 Dec 2007

know it sounds stupid but schools are always looking for volunteers...and even as a school govenor or somthing??

12 Dec 2007

Me and Mr B are school governors, in fact he is chair of governors, and we find it immensly rewarding, and the school head is very grateful as the stuff we do, frees her up to be with the children more.
Plus we also get to have an input with our kids education and school life, and we also arrange fundraising events, which raises money which all goes back to our kids for treats and trips.

13 Dec 2007

there are actually lots of *propper* jobs in the field where a daily reminder is there for anyone who might fancy it.
think about it... go on,dare ya!
lp