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Okay, a bit of smut for the weekend! :rascal:
If you could indulge this weekend in two sexual acts or spots of debauchery that you a)really want to do but haven't yet and b)just love doing, what would they be?
Mine would be:
a) fucking someone with a strap on whip
b) giving a blow job, down on my knees... mmmm, yum! blast
Pray tell, fellow forumites... wink
1. Myself and 5+ men while i am blindfolded :shock: mmm
2. Getting a babysitter for the night having a night out with dek and do rude things while walking homev
Oooh, love a good bit of smut Nola!!!
a) cumming all over a beautiful woman's face a la cheesy porn...
b) holding my partner by the hair and throat really close to my face as she slowly rides up and down on me, staring into each others eyes
redface surprisedops: :oops: lol
Quote by TanKinky
1. Myself and 5+ men while i am blindfolded :shock: mmm

ooh, please Miss, can I have another a?
a)ii myself and 2+ women while I am blindfolded...
Need any volunteers Tan?
Ok, I am going to be very daring and pick two things I havent done (yet). These would be:
1. me and around four guys (not Tans guys as Im not willing to share on this one) wink
2. double penetration - I really want to try this but have just never felt comfortable enough to do it (or should that read brave enough) redface
In reality, I will be staying in tonight and off to a vanilla event tomorrow night rolleyes
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Ok, I am going to be very daring and pick two things I havent done (yet). These would be:
1. me and around four guys (not Tans guys as Im not willing to share on this one) wink
2. double penetration - I really want to try this but have just never felt comfortable enough to do it (or should that read brave enough) redface
In reality, I will be staying in tonight and off to a vanilla event tomorrow night rolleyes

With you on that one... it's somewhere lurking at the bottom of a very long to do list. But I reckon I'm just too chicken... :shock:
Humn...
1) Tied down and abused by a gaggle of ladies! :P
2) Pleasuring with my magic fingers..love it smile
Mine is quite high up on the list, but I have this feeling it will just end up staying on the list rolleyes
Now if you had let us have three naughty happenings this weekend, the other one would have been to be on a picnic bench, dressed only in stockings, basque and boots, blindfolded. My hands are tied so I cant struggle and I can feel around dozen or so hands stroking me all over, caressing, touching, feeling .....
and Im sure you can guess the rest lol
(this is also one which will be staying on the "to do" list but it is one hell of a naughty fantasy) :twisted:
Quote by noladreams30
Ok, I am going to be very daring and pick two things I havent done (yet). These would be:
1. me and around four guys (not Tans guys as Im not willing to share on this one) wink
2. double penetration - I really want to try this but have just never felt comfortable enough to do it (or should that read brave enough) redface
In reality, I will be staying in tonight and off to a vanilla event tomorrow night rolleyes

With you on that one... it's somewhere lurking at the bottom of a very long to do list. But I reckon I'm just too chicken... :shock:
It isnt as easy as shown on film! surprisedops:
got there in the end though
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Mine is quite high up on the list, but I have this feeling it will just end up staying on the list rolleyes
Now if you had let us have three naughty happenings this weekend, the other one would have been to be on a picnic bench, dressed only in stockings, basque and boots, blindfolded. My hands are tied so I cant struggle and I can feel around dozen or so hands stroking me all over, caressing, touching, feeling .....
and Im sure you can guess the rest lol
(this is also one which will be staying on the "to do" list but it is one hell of a naughty fantasy) :twisted:

You and Misterwood can defo have a third choice... that's 'cos I like the sound of both of 'em!! :twisted:
OK, I've never done either of these things
a) Be forced into giving someone a blowjob that I don't know, have never met, have never seen the face of and have little control over the situation redface
b) I'm waiting on the 4 or 5 men that the ladies above are using :giggle:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Mine is quite high up on the list, but I have this feeling it will just end up staying on the list rolleyes
Now if you had let us have three naughty happenings this weekend, the other one would have been to be on a picnic bench, dressed only in stockings, basque and boots, blindfolded. My hands are tied so I cant struggle and I can feel around dozen or so hands stroking me all over, caressing, touching, feeling .....
and Im sure you can guess the rest lol
(this is also one which will be staying on the "to do" list but it is one hell of a naughty fantasy) :twisted:

Well I can think of at least one volunteer redface
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Mine is quite high up on the list, but I have this feeling it will just end up staying on the list rolleyes
Now if you had let us have three naughty happenings this weekend, the other one would have been to be on a picnic bench, dressed only in stockings, basque and boots, blindfolded. My hands are tied so I cant struggle and I can feel around dozen or so hands stroking me all over, caressing, touching, feeling .....
and Im sure you can guess the rest lol
(this is also one which will be staying on the "to do" list but it is one hell of a naughty fantasy) :twisted:

Seems like this is a popular theme. Definitely works for me too... wink And a picnic bench? Brilliant! In a secluded garden, warm sun.....
Quote by Theladyisaminx
It isnt as easy as shown on film! redface
got there in the end though

Not easy when your a short arse like me surprisedops: not that I have ever tried, I can just imagine it would be difficult if your legs are not very long :oops:
(pm box that way <<<<<< for an example of any positions)
Can I also add next weekends indulgent/fantasy (again, staying on the list)
Stranger sex - I just want to have mindlbowing brilliant sex with a total stranger, not a clue where it would happen or how it would be arranged, and not really too concerned about the content. but there would have to be no talking, no exchange of any details, just pure lusty sex :twisted:
Im going now, cant bear reading any more of these, having a bit of a funny effect on me :twisted:
Quote by Sixfootsix
Humn...
1) Tied down and abused by a gaggle of ladies! :P

Oh and can I add this one for the weekend after next redface
What would I indulge in this weekend?
Erm... I'd like someone to Dom me properly and then I'd like them to paint my hall! :giggle:
What?! dunno
That's two!! :mrgreen:
What colour is the hall going to be??
biggrin
Quote by Dirtygirlie
What would I indulge in this weekend?
Erm... I'd like someone to Dom me properly and then I'd like them to paint my hall! :giggle:
What?! dunno
That's two!! :mrgreen:

Why dont you Dom them and make them paint your hall :twisted:
Quote by Misterwood
Oooh, love a good bit of smut Nola!!!
a) cumming all over a beautiful woman's face a la cheesy porn...
b) holding my partner by the hair and throat really close to my face as she slowly rides up and down on me, staring into each others eyes redface surprisedops: :oops: lol

Got a tingle then :oops:
Quote by Sarah
What colour is the hall going to be??
biggrin

Dull boring white I'm afraid. But I decided that I'm going to have a grown up hall instead of the one full of sheep as it is at the moment. redface
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
What would I indulge in this weekend?
Erm... I'd like someone to Dom me properly and then I'd like them to paint my hall! :giggle:
What?! dunno
That's two!! :mrgreen:

Why dont you Dom them and make them paint your hall :twisted:
Cause I'm rubbish at that! surprisedops:
I would love to be driven through the city late at night in a limmo getting up to naughty things in the back :grin:
The double penetration thing would be on my list too..but the reality for me is that just to have bloody sex would be a wonderful thing!!! Aggghh..I'd accept straight missionary position the way I'm feeling!! redface
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Ok, I am going to be very daring and pick two things I havent done (yet). These would be:
1. me and around four guys (not Tans guys as Im not willing to share on this one) wink
2. double penetration - I really want to try this but have just never felt comfortable enough to do it (or should that read brave enough) surprisedops:
In reality, I will be staying in tonight and off to a vanilla event tomorrow night rolleyes
Can I just clarify something here so that my imagination knows what to dream up.
When we're talking DP are we talking anal and vaginal, vaginal and oral, double dose in vagina, double dose in anus?
I'm guessing the first one but I'd just like to be sure :twisted:
Quote by Bbw4umen
Oooh, love a good bit of smut Nola!!!
a) cumming all over a beautiful woman's face a la cheesy porn...
b) holding my partner by the hair and throat really close to my face as she slowly rides up and down on me, staring into each others eyes redface surprisedops: :oops: lol

Got a tingle then :oops:
Mmmm... :rascal: me too!
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Stranger sex - I just want to have mindlbowing brilliant sex with a total stranger, not a clue where it would happen or how it would be arranged, and not really too concerned about the content. but there would have to be no talking, no exchange of any details, just pure lusty sex :twisted:
Im going now, cant bear reading any more of these, having a bit of a funny effect on me :twisted:

:thumbup: Ooooh yes! Yes, please. Mmmmmm... :twisted:
Quote by Peanut
Can I just clarify something here so that my imagination knows what to dream up.
When we're talking DP are we talking anal and vaginal, vaginal and oral, double dose in vagina, double dose in anus?
I'm guessing the first one but I'd just like to be sure :twisted:

DP- one of each
DVP two in the front
DAP Kinda speaks for itself, really.
I did once hear a term for two in each- but I do not see how thats possible unless several of the participants have no legs. confused
Anal and vaginal was in my mind...I'm sure that my fantasy would be open minded to an additional oral too!! biggrin
Quote by Peanut
Can I just clarify something here so that my imagination knows what to dream up.
When we're talking DP are we talking anal and vaginal, vaginal and oral, double dose in vagina, double dose in anus?
I'm guessing the first one but I'd just like to be sure :twisted:
I would like to be dressed as a medieval torturer in a really hot room lit by burning torches with various women from blindfolded forum women all around me one tied to a St Andrews cross waiting to be whipped another on a rack with me using a purple wand over them another suspended from ropes from a beam with me using a flogger on them another knelt hands and head in stocks. And lastly one tied with spreader bars arms and feet on the floor waiting for me to use hot wax on them. Oh Joy
The second of these fantasies is too then bring slave males in to the above scenario to fuck the living daylights out of the women there on my direction biggrin
Oh god oh god oh god. Tjis would be all my Christmases and Birthdays in one
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