If you could make the "ideal" sex toy..

8 Sep 2014

What would you call it, what would it look like (be imaginative lol

) and what would it do?

8 Sep 2014

Don't know what I would call it but as long as it didn't nag or snore,then that would do me,oh and if it could wash the car,cut the grass,and do the dishes etc to lol

:lol:

8 Sep 2014

Quote by woohoo
Don't know what I would call it but as long as it didn't nag or snore,then that would do me,oh and if it could wash the car,cut the grass,and do the dishes etc to :lol:

Strange sex toy doing the dishes and cutting the grass! :lol:

8 Sep 2014

It would warm my bed, wash my clothes, cook my meals and wash my dishes, then shag on demand. I had one before, but it divorced me :sad:

10 Sep 2014

It wopuld have to be battery powered but have the mains power of a wand - just sayin lol

27 Sep 2014

it would be like Kat's new hat lol xx

27 Sep 2014

Quote by funswing92
it would be like Kat's new hat lol xx

29 Sep 2014

I'd have an Heineken implant mini vib that reaches parts no other implant could reach, have a dirty thought and the implant comes to life and stimulates the vadge, the dirtier the thought the more busy the implant, result!

29 Sep 2014

Quote by Katniss
It wopuld have to be battery powered but have the mains power of a wand - just sayin lol

12V Deep Cycle Marine Battery....