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If you could remake a film.....

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any film with any stars....
which film would you like to re-do and who would you re-cast in the leading roles??
i will have to come back to this as i have a few ideas mulling round in my head before i make my final casting call lol :lol: :lol:
Star Wars 4,5 and 6
Signed
Yours faithfully,
George Lucas
rolleyes
Me! In SHAFT!!!!
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I always wanted to be Drew Barrymore's character in ET... lol
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I always wanted to be Drew Barrymore's character in ET... lol

ffs I could play ET rolleyes :lol: :lol:
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I always wanted to be Drew Barrymore's character in ET... lol

ffs I could play ET rolleyes :lol: :lol:
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Slightly more seriously now...
I would remake Godfather III - everything would be the same except Winona Ryder (the director's original choice) would play Mary rather than Sofia Coppola. She's a good director but just not the right actress for this part. Amazingly, her scenes with Andy Garcia just lacked any sexual energy. :shock:
I rue the day Winona got cold feet and bottled out of it! rolleyes
Nola x
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Slightly more seriously now...
I would remake Godfather III - everything would be the same except Winona Ryder (the director's original choice) would play Mary rather than Sofia Coppola. She's a good director but just not the right actress for this part. Amazingly, her scenes with Andy Garcia just lacked any sexual energy. :shock:
I rue the day Winona got cold feet and bottled out of it! rolleyes
Nola x
Winona Ryder ; From Alien Resurrection :P
I'm saying nothing..... ;D
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Me! In SHAFT!!!!
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I'd remake The Secretary, the endng of it really bugs me because it's so sweet :uhoh:
Oh and Snakes on a Plane, it was hilarious but that baby should have been eaten! :P
Finally, all of the Matrix films, I'd recast Trinity with someone who can convince me that she wasn't thinking about new net curtains during that sex scene!!
A film that must never EVER be remade or recast - Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
A totally perfect film even with the dodgy overlays and strings in the battle scenes.
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Finally, all of the Matrix films, I'd recast Trinity with someone who can convince me that she wasn't thinking about new net curtains during that sex scene!!

I knew it.... it wasn't just me. I felt that the sex scenes really spoilt these films.
I would recast with me having sex with trinity... the rest of the film is adequately played by the blokey. cool
Recast Alan Rickman in anything remotely sexy sillyhwoar:
Oh btw anyone seen An awfully Big Adventure watched for very first time last night :twisted:
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I would recast with me having sex with trinity...

Can I be the fluffer?
titanic.
only i'd drown leonardo di caprio far sooner to save him spoiling a good movie.
oh and maybe i'd change the ending and keep the boat afloat.
ian
I wonder if anyone dares remake Brief Encounter?
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I wonder if anyone dares remake Brief Encounter?

Him "Is that better now, can you see?"
Her "Yes, thank you, I can see you now."
Him "Do you swing?"
Her "Oh, yes, I am just going home to my husband. Do you want a threesome?"
Him "Yes please, and how about a knock-up on the way. These old compartment carriages are really good from that"
The End
The extended directors cut, includes the threesome!
I'd remake Pirates of the Carribean 2, with me as Elizabeth.....I'd use a body double for the snogging of Orlando Bloom.......but the Johnny Depp kissing scene would be all mine :rascal:
Might need rather a lot of takes though, in the interest of perfection, of course.
a good few scenes from An officer and a gentleman *swoon* :jagsatwork:
Might as well perfect pretty women while im there hump
For those of you who have read Don Quixote by Cervantes, imagine this :
Spike Milligan as Don Quixote and Roy Kinnear as Sancho Panza. What a great film that would have been !