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If you think you have been confused, the read this.lol.

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Many of us have problems, but not as many as I think this fellow had.
Many many years ago
When I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had lovely hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me rather blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She is my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpaw.
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Smile you buggers, smile. lol
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
hump drinkies :borg:
sounds like the life stories of some of the folks from villages round here :shock:
Its the sort of place you send you sister a mothers day card rolleyes
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
HarryO
Where do you find them confused: :?: :?:
Fred
Quote by cool4catz
Or a Valentine's Card?

Just don't send a Christmas card, it'll never arrive rolleyes
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sounds like the life stories of some of the folks from villages round here :shock:
Its the sort of place you send you sister a mothers day card rolleyes

Don`t poke fun *pout*
The fact my children have six fingers on each hand just means they`re special........ mad
Venusxxx
Not my words
From the Bible to the popular song
There's on theme that we find right along
Of all ideals they hail as good
The most sublime is Motherhood.
There was a man, though who, it seems
Once carried this ideal to extremes
He loved his mother and she loved him
And yet his story is rather grim.
There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex
You may have jeard of his odd complex
His named appears in Freud's index
'Cause he loved his mother.
His rivals used to say quite a bit
That as a monarch he was most unfit
Bur still and all they had to admit
That he loved his mother.
Yes, he loved his mother
Like no other
His daughter was his sister, and his son was his brother
One thing on which you can depend is
He sure knew who a boy's best friend is.
When he found what he had done
He tore his eyes out one by one
A tragic end to a loyal son
Who loved his mother.
So be sweet and kind to mother, now and then have a chat
Buy her candy or so some flowers or a brand new hat
But maybe you had better let it go at that
Or you may find yourself with a quite complex
And you may end up like Oedipus......
I'd rather marry a duck-billed platipus
Than end up like old Oedipus Rex.
Tom Lehrer Songs
Fred
heyya me and cletus here object to y'all laffing at us family! We own are own trailur now y'know, it got so broken up that the landlawd laffed and said if we wan' it we can have it!
mary-lou git ova herrr and tell muh watcha gonna do on that thurrr Jerry Springer show this weeek!