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17 May 2005

Do you ever feel like giving someone on here a good poke in the eye, blowing a raspberry at them, giving them the finger, showing them your arse, thumbing you nose or otherwise indulging in a bit of light-hearted and good-natured baiting? :grin: :grin:
Well, I do! :huh:
I've got no-one in particular in mind at the moment but I'm spoiling for a good spat as I got a sensible night's sleep last night and despite a hard, but short, day at work today (only 9.5 hours), I'm still full of beans. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So come on, let's be having you! Newbies, oldies whatever. :shock: :shock:
:sparring: poke

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: bolt

:twisted: :twisted:

17 May 2005

OI!!

You're talking about a Jags Slap there and it's MINE! Hands off!!
:shock: :shock:

17 May 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk

you tell him jags hes a cheeky young pup who needs a good spanking :P:P

Don't tempt me!! I've got at least one slap trying to get out of the bag... it's like that thing in Quidditch.
Hold me back....
lol

17 May 2005

Quote by Jags

you tell him jags hes a cheeky young pup who needs a good spanking :P:P

Don't tempt me!! I've got at least one slap trying to get out of the bag... it's like that thing in Quidditch.
Hold me back....
lol

Nah nah nah nah nah nah! poke

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt

17 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Do you ever feel like giving someone on here a good poke in the eye, blowing a raspberry at them, giving them the finger, showing them your arse, thumbing you nose or otherwise indulging in a bit of light-hearted and good-natured baiting? :grin: :grin:
Well, I do! :huh:
I've got no-one in particular in mind at the moment but I'm spoiling for a good spat as I got a sensible night's sleep last night and despite a hard, but short, day at work today (only 9.5 hours), I'm still full of beans. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So come on, let's be having you! Newbies, oldies whatever. :shock: :shock:
:sparring:

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
:twisted: :twisted:

Do you think you might be pre menstural? I feel like that every month!!

17 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9

you tell him jags hes a cheeky young pup who needs a good spanking :P:P

Don't tempt me!! I've got at least one slap trying to get out of the bag... it's like that thing in Quidditch.
Hold me back....
lol

Nah nah nah nah nah nah! poke

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt

Such a young pup... do I give him a slap or just a little thwack on the ear??
lol

17 May 2005

Jags ! I would make him sit in the corner until he is a good boy ! cool

17 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Jags ! I would make him sit in the corner until he is a good boy !

Oh! you made me go all goose-bumpy there MrsFC!! I just shook all over. Where's Mattmoleman when I need him??
lol

17 May 2005

You'll have to catch me first Jags if you want to flex your muscles on me. :huh:
innocent

Er...........pre-menstrual's a girlie thing isn't it? Oh! Aaaaaah! I get it. Take that Foxy smackbottom

:kick:
And Voddy? Stop encouraging her. :boxing:
:grin: :grin:

17 May 2005

ES......I don't suffer PMT.... So I will make you sit in the corner forever !!!! :twisted:

17 May 2005

Oooooh can I sit on ES in the Corner please? :twisted:

17 May 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Oooooh can I sit on ES in the Corner please? :twisted:

Is that forever Helen, or just for a short time of his punishment?
Perhaps we should all be allowed to give him a Jags slap................. Just this one time please Jags, Oh go on pretty please.
john
smile

17 May 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Oooooh can I sit on ES in the Corner please? :twisted:

Course you can Helen - you hold him and I'lll slap him. How does that sound?
lol

17 May 2005

Quote by Jags
Oooooh can I sit on ES in the Corner please? :twisted:

Course you can Helen - you hold him and I'lll slap him. How does that sound?
lol

Hmmmm I'd have to straddle him to do that.....oh the things I do for this website.... :twisted:

17 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Do you ever feel like giving someone on here a good poke in the eye, blowing a raspberry at them, giving them the finger, showing them your arse, thumbing you nose or otherwise indulging in a bit of light-hearted and good-natured baiting? :grin: :grin:
Well, I do! :huh:
I've got no-one in particular in mind at the moment but I'm spoiling for a good spat as I got a sensible night's sleep last night and despite a hard, but short, day at work today (only 9.5 hours), I'm still full of beans. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So come on, let's be having you! Newbies, oldies whatever. :shock: :shock:
:sparring:

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
:twisted: :twisted:

You Big Bully !!! mad

:shock: :shock:

17 May 2005

He's neither big nor a bully!!
lol

17 May 2005

Quote by Jags
He's neither big nor a bully!!

He's one of the two :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
bolt

17 May 2005

I feel like giving many folk a good slap, raspberry etc. (particularly the drunk "weegie" best man at a wedding over here who tried to have a pop at me on Saturday night in my local hotel!) but I would not (yet) dare to try it with any of you lot.
McC

17 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Do you ever feel like giving someone on here a good poke in the eye, blowing a raspberry at them, giving them the finger, showing them your arse, thumbing you nose or otherwise indulging in a bit of light-hearted and good-natured baiting? :grin: :grin:
Well, I do! :huh:
I've got no-one in particular in mind at the moment but I'm spoiling for a good spat as I got a sensible night's sleep last night and despite a hard, but short, day at work today (only 9.5 hours), I'm still full of beans. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So come on, let's be having you! Newbies, oldies whatever. :shock: :shock:
:sparring:

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
:twisted: :twisted:

oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh, you n me, outside now :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

18 May 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
WHERE?
:P

18 May 2005

Looks like all the newbies have been scared off.