If you were a Cannibal...

22 Mar 2004

Over beers one nite at a BBQ. For sum reason this popped into my head so I asked it... "who would you eat first? The ugly people, so that only (and made the mistake of saying good people) were left behind... and if so.. which bits first?" 2 Vegies who were at the BBQ took offence to the fact that I would equate good with pretty and that they would eat anyone regardless of looks... rolleyes

One of the girls though she wouldn't mind a piece of my arse!!! :shock: redface

22 Mar 2004

If I were a cannibal I would eat my next door neighbour's wife.
Hang on a sec...
Oh.
I am a cannibal! :P

22 Mar 2004

Well i could think of a few females that i`d like to eat in the future but then again theres quiet a few ive already i strayed from the subject here ? :taz:

22 Mar 2004

First bit to eat, I'd have to go for the meat and two veg, heaven knows i've tasted enought in my time, if you know what i mean biggrin

22 Mar 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
I am a cannibal! :P

Yup, me too! :twisted: So who's next?

22 Mar 2004

Oh theres a certain bum round these parts I wouldn't mind sinking my teeth into :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

22 Mar 2004

Definitely some of those really annoying Celebrities.....like Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton...
Also, some politicians like Former President Clinton or Charles Kennedy....
Now, those above I would eat because they are so annoying but the following I would eat because they are so amazingly gorgeous:
Brad Pitt (of course, who wouldn't!!)
Angelina Jolie (very hot as Lara Croft)
Sarah Michelle Gellar (and I'd get her hubbie too!)
I'm sure there are loads more but I'm getting hungry just thinking about it :twisted:

22 Mar 2004

Oh such filth.... :shock: this was supposed to stimulate intellectual conversation all about how all the slow runners would get eaten first etc. thus breeding a race of highly fit and quick witted individuals who trusted no one.... but you all gone and ruined it now with smut and filth showing you are all nothing but pinky kerverts who need eating before the slow runners!!
Yours, Shocked
Of Newbury

22 Mar 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Oh theres a certain bum round these parts I wouldn't mind sinking my teeth into :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

Anyone I know, Dawn?
Mal
lol

22 Mar 2004

I'm not telling you :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

22 Mar 2004

I'd eat all the vegetarian's first. :twisted:

22 Mar 2004

If we aren't supposed to eat animals then why are they made of meat??? confused

:?
Steve 8)

22 Mar 2004

If we aren't supposed to eat animals then why are they made of meat???

Oh... stop it! Stop it!
:rotflmao:
:rotflmao::rotflmao:

22 Mar 2004

lol!!!

22 Mar 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'm not telling you :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

Dawn and keeping quiet don't REALLYgo in the same sentence!
Mal
lol

22 Mar 2004

Quote by DreamerHelen
Definitely some of those really annoying Celebrities.....like Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton...

well Paris could b the tooth pick.......lolol :P

22 Mar 2004

LoL @ Pierce Babe (sorry if I got that wrong!)....I would have to agree with that.....

22 Mar 2004

MrsFC would start with start with the hard bit, though I dare say if it knew it was going to be eaten literally it wouldn't be very hard! :shock: She would have to leave the nuts though as she's allergic surprised

22 Mar 2004

Quote by mal609
Dawn and keeping quiet don't REALLY go in the same sentence!

Oh Mal, becareful hun, very very careful lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote by MrFC
MrsFC would start with start with the hard bit, though I dare say if it knew it was going to be eaten literally it wouldn't be very hard! :shock: She would have to leave the nuts though as she's allergic

Oh now you see MrFC, I'm not allergic at all, in fact I like nuts :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

22 Mar 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Oh theres a certain bum round these parts I wouldn't mind sinking my teeth into :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

Me thinks I know who this bum may belong to!! :mrgreen:
mrs ccr xxx

22 Mar 2004

Quote by ccr
Oh theres a certain bum round these parts I wouldn't mind sinking my teeth into :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

Me thinks I know who this bum may belong to!! :mrgreen:
mrs ccr xxx
sssssshhhhhhhhhhuuuussshhhhhhhh you lol

Dawn :silly:

22 Mar 2004

Quote by CumDancing
Oh such filth.... :shock: this was supposed to stimulate intellectual conversation all about how all the slow runners would get eaten first etc. thus breeding a race of highly fit and quick witted individuals who trusted no one.... but you all gone and ruined it now with smut and filth showing you are all nothing but pinky kerverts who need eating before the slow runners!!
Yours, Shocked
Of Newbury

I would eat everyone from Malta - because they melt in your mouth and not in your hands. (or should that be travelling bards?)
lhk
Kat

22 Mar 2004

Much better!!! lol

22 Mar 2004

This question is more complex than it seems . I mean what garnish will there be ? Does the individual come with fries or a jacket ? Do they include unlimited visits to the salad bar ?

22 Mar 2004

In my experience one tends to eat the 'un-nice' bits of a meal first thus leaving the 'very tasty' bits for the end part... i.e. cabbage first and then the crunchy carrots with slivers of almond in herb butter next!!
So, I'd have to eat the bad guys first, leave the good guys for company, friendship and pudding!
lol

:lol:

22 Mar 2004

Last time I entered a comment about eating somebody I got a blush from one person and a slap from another !
For now I'll keep my peace I think !!
:twisted:

22 Mar 2004

both ending up with red faces!! Love it lol.
Hmmm what happens when only good people are left... would have to only eat bits... What would you donate!! There's not much of me to spare! I guess I could sit on one cheek!

22 Mar 2004

Always eat the little fellah first. He'll be the easiest to overpower and you want have to find such a big pot; any big fellahs will then be significantly weaker by the time you might have to take your penknife to them biggrin

(See, we're practical in the country)