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If you were an animal, what animal would you be? and why?

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I would be from the cat family.
I could stalk my mating partner. Leap into action, eat, then sleep all day.
Sheer bliss
I will be a lion. They go at it for 2 days straight on and off, on and off.
...and there would be lots of pussies about. redface
Definitely a domestic cat. Mine seem to sleep all day unless it's time to be fed and only go out when I make them. I don't know about a dog's life, I think well-cared for cats have a real cushy number.
hmm I would like to be a cat, sleep for hours, be fed, curl up on someones lap and get stroked for ages, sounds fantastic to me biggrin
Quote by wild rose and the stag
stag?
mmmmmmmmm could have u for dinner wheres my gun....
n a lion,,, well no more cook meat for u lol
cos i like stags
staggy :shock:
In second place it's the Andian Condor. A large bid with great wings which is able to fly all day in the wind effortlessly in magnificent scenery.
First place goes to the Eagles of the Spanish Nevadas. Large graceful majestic birds that soar on great wings whilst enjoying the varied scenery of Spain.
Not a hamster anyway. . :shock:
Quote by Mark_July
Not a hamster anyway. . :shock:

Do you have a thing about hampsters?
Only I have a likeness to one, in that I go around in circles all day and never seem to get anywhere. rolleyes
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Not a hamster anyway. . :shock:

Do you have a thing about hampsters?
Only I have a likeness to one, in that I go around in circles all day and never seem to get anywhere. rolleyes
Does that mean that the 'Last Post Wins' thread is representatve of your lifestyle?
Quote by mancunian
Not a hamster anyway. . :shock:

Do you have a thing about hampsters?
Only I have a likeness to one, in that I go around in circles all day and never seem to get anywhere. rolleyes
Does that mean that the 'Last Post Wins' thread is representatve of your lifestyle?
:shock: How observant you are, I wondered how the idea come up. lol
But then I could be a dog, chasing it's own tail. :roll:
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Not a hamster anyway. . :shock:

Do you have a thing about hampsters?
Only I have a likeness to one, in that I go around in circles all day and never seem to get anywhere. rolleyes
Does that mean that the 'Last Post Wins' thread is representatve of your lifestyle?
:shock: How observant you are, I wondered how the idea come up. lol
But then I could be a dog, chasing it's own tail. :roll:
Are you going to be any animal providing it runs round in little circles.
I'm a little worried that you may run so far forward that you may disappear up your own rear orifice. :shock:
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Not a hamster anyway. . :shock:

Do you have a thing about hampsters?
Only I have a likeness to one, in that I go around in circles all day and never seem to get anywhere. rolleyes
umm. . cough. . I eh um . read . um . . something about um um eh . . hamsters. . redface
Quote by mancunian
Not a hamster anyway. . :shock:

Do you have a thing about hampsters?
Only I have a likeness to one, in that I go around in circles all day and never seem to get anywhere. rolleyes
Does that mean that the 'Last Post Wins' thread is representatve of your lifestyle?
:shock: How observant you are, I wondered how the idea come up. lol
But then I could be a dog, chasing it's own tail. :roll:
Are you going to be any animal providing it runs round in little circles.
I'm a little worried that you may run so far forward that you may disappear up your own rear orifice. :shock:
rotflmao Well if I disappear from here then you know where to find me. :lol:
Quote by Mark_July
Not a hamster anyway. . :shock:

Do you have a thing about hampsters?
Only I have a likeness to one, in that I go around in circles all day and never seem to get anywhere. rolleyes
umm. . cough. . I eh um . read . um . . something about um um eh . . hamsters. . redface
surprisedops: I don't think I wish to know! :oops:
if i were an animal i would like to be a grizzly bear, , i could sleep plenty and eat lots of fish without having to worry about those annoying little bones. . id get to eat the occasional american aswell . . biggrin
Don't they live in Canada?
You can not call Canadian's American :shock: rolleyes
do they not let americans up the mackenzie river to fish. . ? i would leave the canadians alone. . lol
Definately a Rabbit biggrin
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Not a hamster anyway. . :shock:

Do you have a thing about hampsters?
Only I have a likeness to one, in that I go around in circles all day and never seem to get anywhere. rolleyes
Does that mean that the 'Last Post Wins' thread is representatve of your lifestyle?
:shock: How observant you are, I wondered how the idea come up. lol
But then I could be a dog, chasing it's own tail. :roll:
Are you going to be any animal providing it runs round in little circles.
I'm a little worried that you may run so far forward that you may disappear up your own rear orifice. :shock:
rotflmao Well if I disappear from here then you know where to find me. :lol:
Puts a new meaning to 'being up your own arse' :giggle: and will I need a torch?