If you were seling your partner

28 May 2006

If you were selling your other half on e-bay :shock: how would you word the ad lol

For sale :
A MrsFC, One careful owner, hardly used ( :twisted: )
Low running costs
Average mileage
I have had this model for over twenty years and she has never let me down, serviced regularly( :twisted: )
Excellent bodywork and in full working order
This model is a good ride, buyer will not be dissapointed :lol:

28 May 2006

Sell ?
Sell ????
Right now I'd give the cheeky little bleeder away ! ! !

28 May 2006

Quote by MrFC
If you were selling your other half on e-bay :shock: how would you word the ad
For sale :
A MrsFC, One careful owner, hardly used ( :twisted: )
Low running costs
Average mileage
I have had this model for over twenty years and she has never let me down, serviced regularly( :twisted: )
Excellent bodywork and in full working order
This model is a good ride, buyer will not be dissapointed :lol:

I'd buy her :twisted: :twisted:
wink

28 May 2006

Quote by dambuster
Sell ?
Sell ????
Right now I've give the cheeky little bleeder away ! ! !

Ooo oooo.... Here here.... *Puts hand up*
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :twisted:

28 May 2006

Medium alcohol content
Full bodied
Dark coloured Fruity number
Mrs Lizard

28 May 2006

Didn't get chance to sell mine. It got nicked by some bint in Manchester confused

28 May 2006

Quote by MrFC
If you were selling your other half on e-bay :shock: how would you word the ad
For sale :
A MrsFC, One careful owner, hardly used ( :twisted: )
Low running costs
Average mileage
I have had this model for over twenty years and she has never let me down, serviced regularly( :twisted: )
Excellent bodywork and in full working order
This model is a good ride, buyer will not be dissapointed :lol:

This is misrepresntation! You haven't mentioned loud laugh, cracking SoH, beautiful smile!

28 May 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Sell ?
Sell ????
Right now I've give the cheeky little bleeder away ! ! !

Ooo oooo.... Here here.... *Puts hand up*
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :twisted:
It works for me :bounce:

28 May 2006

Quote by the_Laird
If you were selling your other half on e-bay :shock: how would you word the ad
For sale :
A MrsFC, One careful owner, hardly used ( :twisted: )
Low running costs
Average mileage
I have had this model for over twenty years and she has never let me down, serviced regularly( :twisted: )
Excellent bodywork and in full working order
This model is a good ride, buyer will not be dissapointed :lol:

I'd buy her :twisted: :twisted:
wink

Well seeing as you are prepared to buy without a test drive I'll throw in a full service :lol: :shock:
But buyer beware she a be a handfull

28 May 2006

A MrsFC, One careful owner, hardly used ( :twisted: )
Low running costs
Average mileage
I have had this model for over twenty years and she has never let me down, serviced regularly( :twisted: )
Excellent bodywork and in full working order
This model is a good ride, buyer will not be dissapointed lol

This is misrepresntation! You haven't mentioned loud laugh, cracking SoH, beautiful smile!
But that just cosmetic...........or is it.?

28 May 2006

Sell? id swap him for a night with Robbie Williams, but then id want Rich back again {i know what side my bread is buttered on wink

}
dee xx

29 May 2006

Clapped out old banger free to collector lol

29 May 2006

To all those selling:-
If I buy 2 do I get the 3rd one free?
And do I get loyality points?
And can I do exchange if they don't work out??
lol

29 May 2006

Time-Share Scheme - dates available to buy/trade.
Popular Midlands destination with good transport links from the M1 and M6.
The facilities are in excellent condition, well maintained and generous in size where it counts.
Situated in a modern building, there are a wide range of relaxation and entertainment areas.
Price includes housekeeping, laundering service and full meals prepared for you on request.

29 May 2006

excellent bodywork and cracking pair of bumpers.
needs kick starting in the morning but once you start her she wont stop..
vintage, she will kill me for that redface

needs filling up on a regular basis ( biggrin

)

29 May 2006

Cracking runner, excellent bodyworkgreat headlights, cost a fortune to run though because of expensive oils, willig to part exchange or swap lol

29 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Didn't get chance to sell mine. It got nicked by some bint in Manchester

:therethere: awwww bless... did you claim on the insurance :giggle:

29 May 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Didn't get chance to sell mine. It got nicked by some bint in Manchester

:therethere: awwww bless... did you claim on the insurance :giggle:
Couldn't get insurance hunni. Being an internet freak he was considered to much of a risk from other women :giggle:

29 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Didn't get chance to sell mine. It got nicked by some bint in Manchester

:therethere: awwww bless... did you claim on the insurance :giggle:
Couldn't get insurance hunni. Being an internet freak he was considered to much of a risk from other women :giggle:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

29 May 2006

(For those of an equine persuasion):
Spirited Welsh Mare of twelve hands: broken to saddle and harness. Bomb -proof in traffic. Soft -mouthed and good with children. Fully vaccinated and not affected by 'Sweet Itch'. Frequently covered and proven dam. Greying slightly but still able to manage a jump or two with considerate use of whip. Partial to Polo mints. Would suit elderly or weekend rider.
Would consider exchange for 1957 Triang Hornby Train Set or 'Twister' game in original packing.
Horse-meat traders need not apply: I have limits.
Artificer

29 May 2006

Dunno about selling, how about "Have 40 year old will exchange for two twentys ...".

30 May 2006

Quote by artificer
(For those of an equine persuasion):
Spirited Welsh Mare of twelve hands: broken to saddle and harness. Bomb -proof in traffic. Soft -mouthed and good with children. Fully vaccinated and not affected by 'Sweet Itch'. Frequently covered and proven dam. Greying slightly but still able to manage a jump or two with considerate use of whip. Partial to Polo mints. Would suit elderly or weekend rider.
Would consider exchange for 1957 Triang Hornby Train Set or 'Twister' game in original packing.
Horse-meat traders need not apply: I have limits.
Artificer

:bounce: :bounce:
WOW!!!!!!!!!! Arti how briliant to see you posting :cheers:

30 May 2006

Traditional, no satellite needed, navigation system.
Some minor faults: says turn left instead of right, right instead of left, volume control broken.
Has additional features over standard model: long haired men detector works consistently although the short skirt alert can be erratic.

30 May 2006

Quote by peenut
Dunno about selling, how about "Have 40 year old will exchange for two twentys ...".

There goes another bleeding coffee-covered moniter rolleyes

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

30 May 2006

Quote by westerross
This is misrepresntation! You haven't mentioned loud laugh, cracking SoH, beautiful smile!

:giggle:

30 May 2006

Quote by artificer
(For those of an equine persuasion):
Spirited Welsh Mare of twelve hands: broken to saddle and harness. Bomb -proof in traffic. Soft -mouthed and good with children. Fully vaccinated and not affected by 'Sweet Itch'. Frequently covered and proven dam. Greying slightly but still able to manage a jump or two with considerate use of whip. Partial to Polo mints. Would suit elderly or weekend rider.
Would consider exchange for 1957 Triang Hornby Train Set or 'Twister' game in original packing.
Horse-meat traders need not apply: I have limits.
Artificer

How lovely to see you Arti

30 May 2006

Quote by MrsFC
(For those of an equine persuasion):
Spirited Welsh Mare of twelve hands: broken to saddle and harness. Bomb -proof in traffic. Soft -mouthed and good with children. Fully vaccinated and not affected by 'Sweet Itch'. Frequently covered and proven dam. Greying slightly but still able to manage a jump or two with considerate use of whip. Partial to Polo mints. Would suit elderly or weekend rider.
Would consider exchange for 1957 Triang Hornby Train Set or 'Twister' game in original packing.
Horse-meat traders need not apply: I have limits.
Artificer

How lovely to see you Arti
Isn't it just MrsFC
I've missed my Shropshire luvverrrr!