Sell ?
Sell ????
Right now I'd give the cheeky little bleeder away ! ! !
Medium alcohol content
Full bodied
Dark coloured Fruity number
Mrs Lizard
Time-Share Scheme - dates available to buy/trade.
Popular Midlands destination with good transport links from the M1 and M6.
The facilities are in excellent condition, well maintained and generous in size where it counts.
Situated in a modern building, there are a wide range of relaxation and entertainment areas.
Price includes housekeeping, laundering service and full meals prepared for you on request.
(For those of an equine persuasion):
Spirited Welsh Mare of twelve hands: broken to saddle and harness. Bomb -proof in traffic. Soft -mouthed and good with children. Fully vaccinated and not affected by 'Sweet Itch'. Frequently covered and proven dam. Greying slightly but still able to manage a jump or two with considerate use of whip. Partial to Polo mints. Would suit elderly or weekend rider.
Would consider exchange for 1957 Triang Hornby Train Set or 'Twister' game in original packing.
Horse-meat traders need not apply: I have limits.
Artificer
Dunno about selling, how about "Have 40 year old will exchange for two twentys ...".
Traditional, no satellite needed, navigation system.
Some minor faults: says turn left instead of right, right instead of left, volume control broken.
Has additional features over standard model: long haired men detector works consistently although the short skirt alert can be erratic.