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If you were selling your other half on e-bay :shock: how would you word the ad lol
For sale :
A MrsFC, One careful owner, hardly used ( :twisted: )
Low running costs
Average mileage
I have had this model for over twenty years and she has never let me down, serviced regularly( :twisted: )
Excellent bodywork and in full working order
This model is a good ride, buyer will not be dissapointed :lol:
Sell ?
Sell ????
Right now I'd give the cheeky little bleeder away ! ! !
Quote by MrFC
If you were selling your other half on e-bay :shock: how would you word the ad lol
For sale :
A MrsFC, One careful owner, hardly used ( :twisted: )
Low running costs
Average mileage
I have had this model for over twenty years and she has never let me down, serviced regularly( :twisted: )
Excellent bodywork and in full working order
This model is a good ride, buyer will not be dissapointed :lol:

I'd buy her :twisted: :twisted:
wink
Quote by dambuster
Sell ?
Sell ????
Right now I've give the cheeky little bleeder away ! ! !

Ooo oooo.... Here here.... *Puts hand up*
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :twisted:
Medium alcohol content
Full bodied
Dark coloured Fruity number
Mrs Lizard
Didn't get chance to sell mine. It got nicked by some bint in Manchester confused
Quote by MrFC
If you were selling your other half on e-bay :shock: how would you word the ad lol
For sale :
A MrsFC, One careful owner, hardly used ( :twisted: )
Low running costs
Average mileage
I have had this model for over twenty years and she has never let me down, serviced regularly( :twisted: )
Excellent bodywork and in full working order
This model is a good ride, buyer will not be dissapointed :lol:

This is misrepresntation! You haven't mentioned loud laugh, cracking SoH, beautiful smile!
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Sell ?
Sell ????
Right now I've give the cheeky little bleeder away ! ! !

Ooo oooo.... Here here.... *Puts hand up*
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :twisted:
It works for me :bounce:
Quote by the_Laird
If you were selling your other half on e-bay :shock: how would you word the ad lol
For sale :
A MrsFC, One careful owner, hardly used ( :twisted: )
Low running costs
Average mileage
I have had this model for over twenty years and she has never let me down, serviced regularly( :twisted: )
Excellent bodywork and in full working order
This model is a good ride, buyer will not be dissapointed :lol:

I'd buy her :twisted: :twisted:
wink
Well seeing as you are prepared to buy without a test drive I'll throw in a full service :lol: :shock:
But buyer beware she a be a handfull
A MrsFC, One careful owner, hardly used ( :twisted: )
Low running costs
Average mileage
I have had this model for over twenty years and she has never let me down, serviced regularly( :twisted: )
Excellent bodywork and in full working order
This model is a good ride, buyer will not be dissapointed lol
This is misrepresntation! You haven't mentioned loud laugh, cracking SoH, beautiful smile!
But that just cosmetic...........or is it.?
Sell? id swap him for a night with Robbie Williams, but then id want Rich back again {i know what side my bread is buttered on wink }
dee xx
To all those selling:-
If I buy 2 do I get the 3rd one free?
And do I get loyality points?
And can I do exchange if they don't work out??
lol
Time-Share Scheme - dates available to buy/trade.
Popular Midlands destination with good transport links from the M1 and M6.
The facilities are in excellent condition, well maintained and generous in size where it counts.
Situated in a modern building, there are a wide range of relaxation and entertainment areas.
Price includes housekeeping, laundering service and full meals prepared for you on request.
excellent bodywork and cracking pair of bumpers.
needs kick starting in the morning but once you start her she wont stop..
vintage, she will kill me for that redface
needs filling up on a regular basis ( biggrin )
Cracking runner, excellent bodyworkgreat headlights, cost a fortune to run though because of expensive oils, willig to part exchange or swap lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Didn't get chance to sell mine. It got nicked by some bint in Manchester confused
:therethere: awwww bless... did you claim on the insurance :giggle:
Quote by redpantherman
Didn't get chance to sell mine. It got nicked by some bint in Manchester confused
:therethere: awwww bless... did you claim on the insurance :giggle:
Couldn't get insurance hunni. Being an internet freak he was considered to much of a risk from other women :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Didn't get chance to sell mine. It got nicked by some bint in Manchester confused
:therethere: awwww bless... did you claim on the insurance :giggle:
Couldn't get insurance hunni. Being an internet freak he was considered to much of a risk from other women :giggle:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
(For those of an equine persuasion):
Spirited Welsh Mare of twelve hands: broken to saddle and harness. Bomb -proof in traffic. Soft -mouthed and good with children. Fully vaccinated and not affected by 'Sweet Itch'. Frequently covered and proven dam. Greying slightly but still able to manage a jump or two with considerate use of whip. Partial to Polo mints. Would suit elderly or weekend rider.
Would consider exchange for 1957 Triang Hornby Train Set or 'Twister' game in original packing.
Horse-meat traders need not apply: I have limits.
Artificer
Dunno about selling, how about "Have 40 year old will exchange for two twentys ...".
Quote by artificer
(For those of an equine persuasion):
Spirited Welsh Mare of twelve hands: broken to saddle and harness. Bomb -proof in traffic. Soft -mouthed and good with children. Fully vaccinated and not affected by 'Sweet Itch'. Frequently covered and proven dam. Greying slightly but still able to manage a jump or two with considerate use of whip. Partial to Polo mints. Would suit elderly or weekend rider.
Would consider exchange for 1957 Triang Hornby Train Set or 'Twister' game in original packing.
Horse-meat traders need not apply: I have limits.
Artificer

:bounce: :bounce:
WOW!!!!!!!!!! Arti how briliant to see you posting :cheers:
Traditional, no satellite needed, navigation system.
Some minor faults: says turn left instead of right, right instead of left, volume control broken.
Has additional features over standard model: long haired men detector works consistently although the short skirt alert can be erratic.
Quote by peenut
Dunno about selling, how about "Have 40 year old will exchange for two twentys ...".

There goes another bleeding coffee-covered moniter rolleyes rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by westerross
This is misrepresntation! You haven't mentioned loud laugh, cracking SoH, beautiful smile!

:giggle:
Quote by artificer
(For those of an equine persuasion):
Spirited Welsh Mare of twelve hands: broken to saddle and harness. Bomb -proof in traffic. Soft -mouthed and good with children. Fully vaccinated and not affected by 'Sweet Itch'. Frequently covered and proven dam. Greying slightly but still able to manage a jump or two with considerate use of whip. Partial to Polo mints. Would suit elderly or weekend rider.
Would consider exchange for 1957 Triang Hornby Train Set or 'Twister' game in original packing.
Horse-meat traders need not apply: I have limits.
Artificer

kiss How lovely to see you Arti
Quote by MrsFC
(For those of an equine persuasion):
Spirited Welsh Mare of twelve hands: broken to saddle and harness. Bomb -proof in traffic. Soft -mouthed and good with children. Fully vaccinated and not affected by 'Sweet Itch'. Frequently covered and proven dam. Greying slightly but still able to manage a jump or two with considerate use of whip. Partial to Polo mints. Would suit elderly or weekend rider.
Would consider exchange for 1957 Triang Hornby Train Set or 'Twister' game in original packing.
Horse-meat traders need not apply: I have limits.
Artificer

kiss How lovely to see you Arti
Isn't it just MrsFC
I've missed my Shropshire luvverrrr!