I'll NEVER forgive you Mark (2032nd post).

25 Jan 2005

Quote by easy
hoorah, you ARE all real people.............

Er, can I just take this opportunity to point out that, I am in fact, gorgeous? Honest! :mrgreen: wink

The camera hates me! redface

Venusxxx
I can confirm the Venus is gorgeous. wink

The way she was knocking back those jugs ( confused

:shock: ) of vodka snakebite and belching was a joy to behold and as for her projectile vomiting over the rail onto a passing police car....... silly

hwoar: *
:P lol

*I may have over-embelished the truth a little, but venus is gorgeous. Just don't want her getting big-headed
Apparently this was my 2000th post. It was on this thread
Mark I'll never forgive you for removing the post count just before I reached the 2000th post. Thereby letting me post this crap, rather than something deep and meaningfull, that would lead to peace and harmony within the world and completely do away with war, hunger and disease. evil

I hope you're happy now. evil

:P
*easy dons a balaclava and joins everyone else in hi-jacking this thread*
Right take this thread to Australia!
What do you mean this single engined, two-seater thread would be lucky to make it to Temby, never mind New South Wales? mad

25 Jan 2005

Maude abuse of privilege number 2000 too!!
lol

25 Jan 2005

This thread isnt going anywhere Mr Easy :shock:
We are snowed in due to the bizzare climatic conditions caused by VWE shutting out daylight to most of Northern Europe
Congrats BTW lol

25 Jan 2005

And there was me thinking you had done 2000 postings just about your computer!!!!

25 Jan 2005

Besides, I don't like flying. It makes me fart lol

Dawn :silly:
*remembers its her turn to send easy a pm rolleyes

25 Jan 2005

Quote by warwick
Congrats BTW

Oh, was I supposed to say that :eeek:
Yeah whatever easy :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

25 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
And there was me thinking you had done 2000 postings just about your computer!!!!

I have really been that boring with my new PC? btw anyone want to see pics of it? biggrin

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Congrats BTW

Oh, was I supposed to say that :eeek:
Yeah whatever easy :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
Dawn I'm moved by you're touching and heartfelt words on my dramatic achievement. rolleyes

:P :P :P lol

Quote by Jags
Maude abuse of privilege number 2000 too!!

I guess at 1801 years old you would have trouble with all this "Techno-shite". :P :P :P :P
Hey, not bad. biggrin

3 mods abused in one post........ confused

Oh yeah I almost forgot. Sarge you smell of wee. :P That'd be the third mod. wink

25 Jan 2005

tell me about it easy! there i was, soaring towards 3000 meself, with a fairly major essay about My life on SH! all written up and ready to post. you'd have laughed. you'd have cried. you'd have laughed some more, and then gone happily off to another thread all warm and fuzzy with a spring in your step, thinking awwww ain't that neilinleeds a lovely bloke and things like that, and i feckin' missed it too! sad

s'ok tho cos i saved it for me 4000! heeeheeeeeee! ;)
anyways i reckon you'll have done ok out of that mate. i'm sure venus will be well impressed you saved yer 2000th just to tell her she's gorgeous. ((( just edit out the voddie snakebite stuff tho, might not go down quite so well there? dunno

)))
neil x x x ;)

25 Jan 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Besides, I don't like flying. It makes me fart
Dawn

Talking of which. I had an irresistable need to fart in the supermarket the other day, and not wishing to waste it, I found the ugliest couple I could see and laid it alongside before sliding away.

25 Jan 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
tell me about it easy! there i was, soaring towards 3000 meself, with a fairly major essay about My life on SH! all written up and ready to post. you'd have laughed. you'd have cried. you'd have laughed some more, and then gone happily off to another thread all warm and fuzzy with a spring in your step, thinking awwww ain't that neilinleeds a lovely bloke and things like that, and i feckin' missed it too!
s'ok tho cos i saved it for me 4000! heeeheeeeeee! ;)
anyways i reckon you'll have done ok out of that mate. i'm sure venus will be well impressed you saved yer 2000th just to tell her she's gorgeous. ((( just edit out the voddie snakebite stuff tho, might not go down quite so well there? )))
neil x x x ;)

:shock: :shock: :shock: bolt

25 Jan 2005

Who are you calling ugly you smelly git :shock:
easy i wondered what that smell was and now I know it was sarge all along :shock:
Im not sure abusing mods is a good idea though mate, i think you could find a better use for some of them
ps Im depressed as my pc is having a wobbly and dawns boobs have stopped bouncing :cry:

25 Jan 2005

Quote by musketeer
Talking of which. I had an irresistable need to fart in the supermarket the other day, and not wishing to waste it, I found the ugliest couple I could see and laid it alongside before sliding away.

Oh thats brilliant. I'll save all me farts till the weekend shop round Tesco's :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

25 Jan 2005

Quote by easy
Dawn I'm moved by you're touching and heartfelt words on my dramatic achievement. :P :P :P

Your welcome kiss

:giggle:
Dawn :silly:

25 Jan 2005

Oh come on! There is always a 90% chance that anyones post at anytime is going to be about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! rotflmao

IT`S ALLLLLLLLL ABOUT MEEEEEEEEE!!!
/ :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: <--------------- round the forum as if she owns the place!
:giggle:
Venusxxx

25 Jan 2005

Quote by warwick
Im not sure abusing mods is a good idea though mate, i think you could find a better use for some of them

:giggle: Now theres a thought :giggle:

Quote by warwick
ps Im depressed as my pc is having a wobbly and dawns boobs have stopped bouncing :cry:

So you mean I'm sat here jiggling and you can't even see it??? :shock:
Bloody hell, I might as well sit still for a while then rolleyes

Dawn :silly:

25 Jan 2005

Did someone just smack me???
:shock: :shock: :shock:

25 Jan 2005

Quote by warwick
Im not sure abusing mods is a good idea though mate, i think you could find a better use for some of them
ps Im depressed as my pc is having a wobbly and dawns boobs have stopped bouncing :cry:

Depends what I mean by "abuse" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: although in Sarges case it does mean a big length of 3x2 with nails in the buisness end. lol

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Oh thats brilliant. I'll save all me farts till the weekend shop round Tesco's :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

So if you see a woman with boucing boobs walking into Tescos carrying what looks like an empty carrier bag, leave the shopping for an hour or 2. wink

25 Jan 2005

Quote by Jags
Did someone just smack me???
:shock: :shock: :shock:

if they didn't then I'm willing
smackbottom

Jags
Dawn :silly:

25 Jan 2005

I see you changed it from Ill never FORGET you Mark!! :giggle:
And there was me thinking that you'd lost one of your cherries :evil2: bolt

Oh and Congrats Easy kiss

1998 posts of technoshite :lol2:

25 Jan 2005

eeerrrmm lost the plot here, is this about reaching a milestone in posts? is it about nasty smells? or are the two so closely related that there is no discernable difference dunno

25 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
eeerrrmm lost the plot here, is this about reaching a milestone in posts? is it about nasty smells? or are the two so closely related that there is no discernable difference

It`s about my devastating good looks. Get with the programme! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

25 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
eeerrrmm lost the plot here, is this about reaching a milestone in posts? is it about nasty smells? or are the two so closely related that there is no discernable difference

It`s about my devastating good looks. Get with the programme! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Venus :shock: ...........where have you been havn't heard from you in ages rotflmao

25 Jan 2005

I know! :shock:
There must have been a four hour gap between posts today! What`s happening to me?! :shock: :shock: :shock: :scared:
Venusxxx