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I''m a celeb ..... get me outta here!

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Watched the "I'm a celebrity thingie" and was amazed at Chris Biggins telling everyone that over 50% of the population are swingers????
Is he a member of SH?
Are his figures correct?
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I wouldn't be at all surprised lol
Quote by Cherrytree
I wouldn't be at all surprised lol


So 50% of the world are swingers? :shock:
Why is it so hard to get a meet then? :giggle:
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Quote by blonde
I wouldn't be at all surprised lol


So 50% of the world are swingers? :shock:
Why is it so hard to get a meet then? :giggle:
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Because 25% are timewasters rolleyes confused :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
He's great, my heart went out to him when he spilt the drink and couldn't receive his letter... :cry:
He seems a genuinely nice person and is an icon from my childhood days.
He is going to come out thinner!
I hope he wins
Quote by Sarah
He is going to come out thinner!
I hope he wins

Yes I'd noticed he's dropped a load of weight already! ... hmmmm wish I was a celebrity I'd be in there like a shot! lol
Quote by jaymar
He is going to come out thinner!
I hope he wins

Yes I'd noticed he's dropped a load of weight already! ... hmmmm wish I was a celebrity I'd be in there like a shot! lol
I like Janice ........... noisey, loud & screwed up American! :giggle:
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Quote by blonde
He is going to come out thinner!
I hope he wins

Yes I'd noticed he's dropped a load of weight already! ... hmmmm wish I was a celebrity I'd be in there like a shot! lol
I like Janice ........... noisey, loud & screwed up American! :giggle:
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She gobby,opinionated and fukin useless....
Quote by Mallock2006

I like Janice ........... noisey, loud & screwed up American! :giggle:
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She gobby,opinionated and fukin useless....

That's why I luv her! :giggle:
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What about the Mark/Cerys thing? Love or lust??
And more to the point, why am I watching this drivvle? lol
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What about the Mark/Cerys thing? Love or lust??

Lets just hope it doesnt spawn another uselss pairing like Peter and Katie rolleyes
Quote by Mallock2006
What about the Mark/Cerys thing? Love or lust??

Lets just hope it doesnt spawn another uselss pairing like Peter and Katie rolleyes
:thumbup:
some people are suggesting that the marc/cerys thing was contrived confused
Quote by Warmer
some people are suggesting that the marc/cerys thing was contrived confused

I heard/read that but the way she was looking in his eyes didnt look contrived. If it was, she deserves an Oscar.
I think I am going to start a campaign - Vote Biggins, The Swingers Friend for King of the Jungle, lol :lol:
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some people are suggesting that the marc/cerys thing was contrived confused

I heard/read that but the way she was looking in his eyes didnt look contrived. If it was, she deserves an Oscar.

ohh, it's contrived alright!
it's just that Cerys wasn't in on the deal... stupid woman!
all cooked up for column inches twixt man and wife...
and whats the deal with the baby-bite on that blokes face anyway?
lp
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
some people are suggesting that the marc/cerys thing was contrived confused

I heard/read that but the way she was looking in his eyes didnt look contrived. If it was, she deserves an Oscar.
I think I am going to start a campaign - Vote Biggins, The Swingers Friend for Queen of the Jungle, lol :lol:
Your spelling is getting worse again.. wink :lol: :lol:
Quote by Warmer
some people are suggesting that the marc/cerys thing was contrived confused

dunno if its true obviously, but according to malcommaclaren, the whole thing is contrived and they already know who is going to win
Only watched it for about 5 minutes the other night and all I heard was the gobby american say "Oh maaaannn" in a whining nasally way about 10 times. If I was there I would help the world population crisis by euthenasing (sp) her. :twisted:
I agree with you, all she ever seems to say is ohhhhhhhhh man.......
lol
Quote by mdr2000
some people are suggesting that the marc/cerys thing was contrived confused

I heard/read that but the way she was looking in his eyes didnt look contrived. If it was, she deserves an Oscar.
I think I am going to start a campaign - Vote Biggins, The Swingers Friend for Queen of the Jungle, lol :lol:
Your spelling is getting worse again.. wink :lol: :lol:
:lol: I was even daft enough to go and check what I had wrote in the first post :lol:
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Only watched it for about 5 minutes the other night and all I heard was the gobby american say "Oh maaaannn" in a whining nasally way about 10 times. If I was there I would help the world population crisis by euthenasing (sp) her. :twisted:

Quote by Sarah
I agree with you, all she ever seems to say is ohhhhhhhhh man.......
lol

in edit:
forgot to put my comment in there... ooh man!
anyways.... I quite like her... think sh'es being a bit ironic... self parodying <sp???> and generally, but in a good way... winding the others up a bit. but in a good way.
I'd like to have a cup of tea with her please.
lp
Oh man!
Biggins for "King & Queen" of the Jungle! :giggle:
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I'd like to have a cup of tea with her please.
lp

Maybe you should invite her to the dangerous food club (extreme) :twisted:
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I'd like to have a cup of tea with her please.
lp

Maybe you should invite her to the dangerous food club (extreme) :twisted:
Ha!
You find it... I'll invite her along... she's sure to come
how dangerous do you think she takes her tea?
lp
Quote by LondonPlaything

I'd like to have a cup of tea with her please.
lp

Maybe you should invite her to the dangerous food club (extreme) :twisted:
Ha!
You find it... I'll invite her along... she's sure to come
how dangerous do you think she takes her tea?
lp
I'm thinking she takes it white, probably with skimmed milk thats been aged for about 3 weeks in a warm place, one lump I'd guess.
Being an ex model, probably no sugar and as she has standards with maybe a refined taste the teabags should be gathered from a bin from a good area and hung for at least a month.
Get all that right and I'd say that there's a fair chance you won't get shouted at, be warned though if the milk isn't aged for exactly 3 weeks you will get Oh Manned!
Will Janice be out tonight?
I hope so .......... she is beginning to get on my nerves! :giggle:
Oh Maaaan!
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blonde
You spelt that wrongly
you missed out an 'a' lol
Oh maaaaannnn :lol:
Quote by Sarah
blonde
You spelt that wrongly
you missed out an 'a' lol
Oh maaaaannnn :lol:

Oh maaaaannnn! :giggle:
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Quote by blonde
Will Janice be out tonight?
I hope so .......... she is beginning to get on my nerves! :giggle:

I hope so.......she does my head in. And yes I know I could just not watch it but I can't help but be drawn to it. lol