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I'm A Nobody WTF Am I Doing Here?

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I watched this last night for the first time, didn't realise it had started again and I'm thinking of writing to Trading Standards to complain about the misleading title of the show.
I mean, who the are they people????? blink
The obvious ones like Myleene Glass ( what was she thinking? :doh: ) Jason Donovan, who probably couldn't afford the plane fare home to see his folks which is why he's there ) Jan Leeming ( anal or WHAT????!!!! :shock: ) and long-forgotten comedienne Faith Brown ( guess who's career needs a boost rolleyes )
Daved Gest I'd never heard of before Liza Minelli married and subsequently ( allegedly ) beat the holy shit out of him
As for the others.........your guess is as good as mine dunno
Can't they change the title of the show to 'I'm a nobody in need of a career boost while making a pigs arse of myself and feasting on rat's intestines' or 'I'm the one they got when the real celebs couldn't make it' ?
easyease
Orgasminator
we all know the creepy crawlies are the real pull of the show.
Unknown User
It just shows how desparate these people are to spend a few moments in the light of publicity and indeed how sad we are to let them do it.
Answer
Don't watch the crap biggrin
Unknown User
Im not really surprised that the real celebs arent going on it. I couldnt do all the things that they have to do. How many of us could eat Sheep dicks and live worms and beetles. Urghhhhhhh.
Louise xx
Unknown User
If some of the failing celebs want to go and slum it in the jungle, eat disgusting things and do wierd challenges in the name of entertainment who are we to stop them?? dunno :giggle:
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Quote by louise_and_joe
Im not really surprised that the real celebs arent going on it. I couldnt do all the things that they have to do. How many of us could eat Sheep dicks and live worms and beetles. Urghhhhhhh.
Louise xx

Thing is 'real' celebrities don't need to go on. The only people who do are Z-listers needing to re-build their careers. It's all the fault of the sad voyeors who tune in.
Unknown User
Quote by keeno
It's all the fault of the sad voyeors who tune in.

:dry:
though yes I do take your point.
Unknown User
Weren’t these people actually (labelled) celebrities at one point? Or are you saying they have to be in the limelight at the time, sorry but there still human and the same people they were when they were on a high, people shouldn’t be judged by there status, we’re all celebrities its just another label after all.
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Quote by keeno
Im not really surprised that the real celebs arent going on it. I couldnt do all the things that they have to do. How many of us could eat Sheep dicks and live worms and beetles. Urghhhhhhh.
Louise xx

Thing is 'real' celebrities don't need to go on. The only people who do are Z-listers needing to re-build their careers. It's all the fault of the sad voyeors who tune in.
You calling me sad. mad blink rolleyes :shock:
Fair enough :giggle:
Louise xx
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Quote by Fun Scottish Couple
Weren’t these people actually (labelled) celebrities at one point? Or are you saying they have to be in the limelight at the time, sorry but there still human and the same people they were when they were on a high, people shouldn’t be judged by there status, we’re all celebrities its just another label after all.

I'm not saying everyone who is on the show has to be in the limelight right this minute and if they are fading celebs that need a boost that's fine too. It's the truly obscure people there who I wonder about. Since when was that fashion designer a celebrity? and who is that Phille ( or whatever her name is )? dunno
Surely the word 'celebrity' means someone who is a household name, someone who would be recognised in Tescos :dunno:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Surely the word 'celebrity' means someone who is a household name, someone who would be recognised in Tescos dunno

You'll recognise them in Tesco's after the programme finishes though biggrin they have to start somewhere to get the label :D
Unknown User
I'll take a closer look at the checkout girls next time
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Unknown User
Nah seriously I was just having a laugh, it is after all just a label, but i’d rather they were classed as celebrities than people like Ian Huntley, Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden just to name a few that do fall into the category of celebrity, now to me it’s them that are the nobody’s biggrin
Unknown User
I have a nephew, who is happy to eat bugs :shock: and not wash for days :shock: . He would love to have a log fire to play with. biggrin Unfortunately he is not a 'celebrity' yet as he is only 3 years old.
What is the pleasure in this programme?
Unknown User
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Fluck off DL flipa :flipa: :lol2: :lol2:
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Quote by DeviousLiasons
And it's allegedly not really "jungle" but the back garden of a hotel... now all those maggots, critters, creepy crawlies, slime beasts and spiders dont just vanish into thin air when the cameras are turned away....
ROOM SERVICE!!! HEEEEELLLLPPP!!!

I still think its center parks lol
Unknown User
Quote by easyease
we all know the creepy crawlies are the real pull of the show.

Yeah... I like Ant and Dec too ;-)
Unknown User
ive a qusetion then for those who dislike
the show
/the contestants/
and/or the format
would you watch it if they were paid more appearance fees.......... but the chances of them being seriously hurt or maimed in the stunts was greater?
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by DeeCee
ive a qusetion then for those who dislike
the show
/the contestants/
and/or the format
would you watch it if they were paid more appearance fees.......... but the chances of them being seriously hurt or maimed in the stunts was greater?

No, in fact that would make me even less likely to watch it......
Unknown User
Quote by Dlep
ive a qusetion then for those who dislike
the show
/the contestants/
and/or the format
would you watch it if they were paid more appearance fees.......... but the chances of them being seriously hurt or maimed in the stunts was greater?

No, in fact that would make me even less likely to watch it......
Same here. I'd be more inclined to watch it if I knew who the feck I was watching - the clue being in the title
Unknown User
Quote by DeeCee
ive a qusetion then for those who dislike
the show
/the contestants/
and/or the format
would you watch it if they were paid more appearance fees.......... but the chances of them being seriously hurt or maimed in the stunts was greater?

No
I avoid any show with the word Celebrity in the title.
I always feel sorry for all the unemployed actors and writers whose careeers have been blighted by these limelight grabbing has beens
Unknown User
Faith Brown ( guess who's career needs a boost rolleyes )
As long as its not her chest! flippin eck makes me feel quite inadequate at 40D! lol
Daved Gest I'd never heard of before Liza Minelli married and subsequently ( allegedly ) beat the holy shit out of him
I had heard of him before, he's a bit of a nutta, BUT I'm actually finding him quite funny I'm shocked to say! :shock:
Sassy... you did make me laugh with your wit! thank you smile
m1970
Sexlightened
The show is rubbish rolleyes