Whenever I'm feeling unhappy, I just try to think of nice things.
What kind of things?
Well, let me see. Nice things. . . .
Daffodils.
Green meadows.
Skies full of stars.
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Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles And warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages Tied up with strings
Feel free to jump in at any point
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Yay! Well done, Manolishi, couldn't resist eh! :happy:
We'll soon have hardpython feeling right as rain
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Come on now folks, jump in whenever you want!
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As I sat in the gloom, a voice said "cheer up ! things could be worse! " ......So I cheered up, an you know things did indeed get worse !
Mother's Balloons
Little Mikey is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Little Mikey to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Mikey didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, said, "Why? Mikey, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven."
Mikey thinks that's really neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Little Mikey's dad comes home from work a few hours early. Mikey runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!"
His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?"
"Uncle Bob is blowing up Mommy's balloons and she's screaming, 'Oh God, I'm coming'."
hope this cheered you up
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