Im in so much trouble !

13 Jul 2005

Two days to go. Any prizes for anyone who hears or feels the seismic thump when HR gets home??
What if you go out tomorrow and get a real bad case of sunburn - put on the mini skirt and it'll look white against your red skin - what ? what?? - just a suggestion.

13 Jul 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Please help,,, as most of you are aware Hornyred is away untill Friday, ive just done a pile of washing and the white stuff has gone a pale pink colour . What should i do next, ive got some bleach and ive found summat called "Vanish" but the instruction label has peeled off :( :(
This is fast becoming the worst week of my life :(
And please,, no comments about how shit men are when left alone cos at the moment i cant think of a good answer to counter that comment ops:

Good work fella!!! I think you should wallow in your masculine ineptitude in all matters of feminine domesticity - or in plain English, if you play it right, she'll never let you near the washing machine ever again!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Now THAT tactic I KNOW works! lol

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Except now you've found your niche as the "pegger outter"!!!!!
Dino, he dyed my uniform shirts pink after he decided to slip one of his thongs in with me whites FFS mad

Come down here for the weekend Pet and bring yer washing.....ES can practise his technique and we can.........err................ :censored:

14 Jul 2005

Brummy Matt, thanks but no,, i`ll take my chances and keep my credit card firmly in my pocket wink

Dean, i would go with that if the dye had run more evenly, as it is its sort of patchy sad

tune,, NO ! !
Kitty,, thats the best idea ive been given yet. Im on me way :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :wink:

15 Jul 2005

It's Friday!!
She's back today!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Best we bump this up so she doesn't miss it!! lol

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Sarge sits back, knowing he lives close enough to be able to hear the screams when she gets home!!! confused

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15 Jul 2005

Thanks Sarge confused

,, i was hoping this thread would have been lost it the s/h archives for ever by today :? :? . Pop your head out the window at about , cup your ear and listen for the wails, strangled screams, howls and the pathetic "begging for forgiveness", drifting over from a Sale`ish direction :? :? :?