Funny story time.
Ok, last night I decided that a bath as in order. Bathed my troubles away, then decided (as I'd seen it advertised, I should apply some form of eye burning, stinky as hell facial cream to make me even more beautiful than I already am.
You can tell by now, i'm not overly impressed.
Anyhow, after one quick application of said cream, I decided it was time to apply my "skunk for men" deoderant.
I picked up the can, tried to shake it.
What I didnt realise that this cream had made my hands the slipperiest substance known to man, and this said aerosol can was now heading floorwards at an immense speed..
The only thing that stopped it from damaging the floor, was the fact it smashed into my bare naked foot.
So I now am the proud owner of a perfect circular bruise on the top of my foot.
Does this make me a new man? I hope so cos I'm not doing it again.
Ian
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I'm Obviously NOT a new man (yet)
Sex God
Sorry Ian, but we have all done something similar, but for some reason it only seems funny when its someone else
Well Ian mate 
You must be a young un cos an "older" man would not use a cream, would never have used "skunk for men" and as Blonde says - knitted a bath mitten, and also had bath slippers on his feet.
How do I know ?? cos I am one of the oldies and we always use "Old Spice" but NEVER, EVER on the tender bits
Phredd (giggles in the small print)
You must be a young un cos an "older" man would not use a cream, would never have used "skunk for men" and as Blonde says - knitted a bath mitten, and also had bath slippers on his feet.
How do I know ?? cos I am one of the oldies and we always use "Old Spice" but NEVER, EVER on the tender bits
Phredd (giggles in the small print)
Orgasminator
and I thought I was the acident prone 1 in here
ian
ian 
Sex God
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
and we always use "Old Spice" but NEVER, EVER on the tender bits
Phredd (giggles in the small print)
Much prefer Brut and Hi Karate to Old Spice.
