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I'm outta here !!

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Seeing as I have to approve your leave I suppose it is only fair that you approve mine, so here is my Leave Application. confused :? :?
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name: Sgt Bilko
Total Amount of Posts:5272 redface surprisedops:
Posts per Day: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Reason for Leave: On My Jollies, erm, I mean undercover operation!!
Location of Leave:Lanzarotecool 8-)
From (Last Posting Day):Sunday 8th May
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties):Tuesday 17th May
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Sgt E. Bilko
Date ............ 06/05/05
please dont go i like hearing the chinging of your lock and keys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pweety pweezeee
lou xxxx
have a great holiday. we stayed at pap-de-gayo when we went loved it.
:love: xxx
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please dont go i like hearing the chinging of your lock and keys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pweety pweezeee
lou xxxx

And just to add some balance to this thread........ :2fingers: :P lol
Have a good time Sarge..... err..... reccie'ing the beaches and stuff. redface dunno :gagged:
Wont be the same without you
:embarrased2: :bounce: :evil2: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :wave2: :wave2: :wave2: :wave2: :evil2: :happy: :happy:
have a great holiday!!
:cry:
Leave me something to do Sarge eh?? Just a little task...............
Hurry up back and you'll be just in time to approve mine :smug:
And remember...........
No white bits!
Cathy x
sarge
for you ze posting is over
show the girls your white bits on your return
andy
Approved
have a wonderful time
well, just make sure you have an excellent time Sarge smile
I promise you won't get deactivated while you're gone, honestly. :angel:
You know just in case you get tempted by an internet cafe.
Jas
XXX
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I promise you won't get deactivated while you're gone, honestly. :angel:
Jas
XXX

Itchy chin!!!
Have a good hol sarge, don't park the tank under any trees while you gone as the sap leaves all those marks that are so hard to polish out afterwards...