Imagine if retailers started making their own condoms

25 Jun 2005

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-line . .. .
Here are a few suggestions....
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
Have you any better ads?

25 Jun 2005

What if condom manufacturers started making other products:
Durex - the small family car.

25 Jun 2005

Boots - for the larger man ( I put a boot on my foot!!! ) lol wink

25 Jun 2005

Barclaycard condoms - What's in your wallet?
Gillette condoms - The Best A Man Can Get
Pringles condoms - Once You Pop You Just Can't Stop
That toilet paper companies condoms - Soft, Strong And Very, Very Long

25 Jun 2005

Quote by littlemee
Soft, Strong And Very, Very Long

Kleenex = Strong, Soft and burst one too = Kleenex condoms are meant for you.

25 Jun 2005

Heres a few -

25 Jun 2005

sorry but i think jiffys-come in a jiffys going to be pretty hard to beat lol

25 Jun 2005

How bout tupperwares motto of old:
To make people happy! (was more prevalent in Japan)

25 Jun 2005

What's the worst that could happen?
rolleyes

25 Jun 2005

How do you eat yours?

25 Jun 2005

Made to make your mouth water
;)

25 Jun 2005

Mc Donald's - I'm loving it
Mars - A Mars a day, helps you work, rest, and play.
Honda - The power of dreams ( one for the virgins, methinks )

26 Jun 2005

Here's one we had earlier:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27387.html

26 Jun 2005

A few more.....
British Rail Condom - Here to get you there
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - it's dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please).
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal.
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole.
Rolo - would you give her your last one?
Kit-E-Kat condoms - 8 out 10 owners, said their pussy preferred it.
Yellow Pages condoms - let your fingers do the walking
BT condoms - make someone happy
Jaffa - Small ones are more juicy
Buxton Mineral Water condoms - preserving Britain's purity
Microsoft condoms - where do you want to go today?
National Lottery condoms - think lucky!
Cadbury's Dairy Milk condoms - a glass and a half in every one
Avis Car Rental condoms - we try harder
Haribo condoms - Haribo macht Kinder froh, und Erwachsene ebenso
Barr's Irn Bru condoms - made in Scotland, from girders
Ariston - On and on with Ariston
XBox - It's fun to play together
Zannusi - The appliance of Science
Orange - The futures bright, the futures orange
PS2 - Fun anyone
Lotto - Don't live a little, live a lotto
McDonalds - I'm lovin' it
Burger King - Have it your way
Esso - Put a tiger in your tank
Jockey shorts - The best seat in the house
Guinness - Guinness is good for you
Clairol - Does she or doesn't she?
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