impromptu dogging

17 Nov 2006

Not sure whether this is a Cafe thread or a dogging thread, but in hope of some good discussion, I've posted it in here .....
Have you stumbled on a dogging location by accident? If so, what did you do?
Last week I had myself a little dilemma redface

- was working (i do some stuff in/ around the local community) so was out with a male colleague in his car and in due course we drove to a local park type place and parked up to do some paperwork (yes, honestly)
As soon as we pulled in, I noticed the other vehicles, and twigged we were sitting in the middle of a fookin dogging site :shock:
omg thinks me, wtf do I do? I cant say anything otherwise my (rather straight-laced) colleague is gonna wonder how I know this stuff, nor can I sit here waiting for the inevitable to happen :uhoh: (although I admit i was having a good nosey and hoping to quietly catch a glimpse of something :twisted:
then, he does the unthinkable, and puts the interior light on :shock: omg nooooooooooooooo lol

the white van opposite also puts thier interior light on
I dont 'do' dogging, i dont 'know' the etiquette, but the 'lights on' thing was enough for me to crack up laughing and shout in proper bank-robber stylee 'Drive ffs, driveeeee'

'they think we're doggers' :rotflmao:
Not 2 minutes up the road and there's another place to park, so we pulled in, me still pissing myself laughing and him all embarrassed and doesnt know where to look, and fook me, more doggers :shock: :giggle: - luckliy he twigged too and drove straight back out again :giggle:
So, I've managed to discover two 'new' locations I didnt know about, but has anyone else done it? been somewhere quite innocently and realised things are not quite as they seem?
there's another location near me too which during summertime is VERY busy from early evening.....great for doggers, not great for me & the family who also happen to enjoy walking the dog up there and having to leave early to ensure my daughter doesnt see anything she shouldnt :dry:
(and if you were there on wednesday 8pm about 8 miles north of Derby.... wave

:giggle: )

17 Nov 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh Dark, that's pure quality - oh to have been a fly on the windscreen then :rotflmao:
Fly on the inside of the windscreen I mean, not splatted on the outside rolleyes

Absolutely brilliant ...... the interior light bit :rotflmao: gonna go and read it all again now, creased up here :lol2:

17 Nov 2006

OMG Dark you have noooooo idea how much I needed that this morning

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :inlove:
You have stopped me doing something that I know I would have regretted. Thank you :rose:

17 Nov 2006

we havent mentioned it since, but the awkward silence occasionally interrupted by my embarrassed giggling all the way home was kinda funny :giggle:

17 Nov 2006

Quote by Missy
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh Dark, that's pure quality - oh to have been a fly on the windscreen then :rotflmao:
Fly on the inside of the windscreen I mean, not splatted on the outside
Absolutely brilliant ...... the interior light bit :rotflmao: gonna go and read it all again now, creased up here :lol2:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: OMG don't you start I'll have to get me tenna ladies out!!! ffs! lol

17 Nov 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
lilnfil xx

17 Nov 2006

classic, DF fecking classic rotflmao

17 Nov 2006

it's going to be one of those stories I tell at Munches - the whole arm-in-slow-motion-while- reaching -for interior -light and me having that suddenly dawning ' noooooooooooo' feeling of what's about to unfold rotflmao

I bet he's been up there secretly since though :giggle:

17 Nov 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I needed a giggle - thanks Dark

17 Nov 2006

so your trying to tell us " YOU " havent been back 4 a sneeky look then hun? wink

17 Nov 2006

17 Nov 2006

Quote by sercher01

so your trying to tell us " YOU " havent been back 4 a sneeky look then hun?

on my own? :shock:
I've seen enough in the dogging section of this site to think if I ever do go dogging i'll be taking a baseball bat and some steely-boots with 'us' , there's no way I'd go as a lone fem :scared:
but if ya offering to chaperone me........:rascal:

17 Nov 2006

excellent story, some people go ages not finding anything, you have a gift, you must share it

17 Nov 2006

you want the locations, come visit my pm box :thumbup:

17 Nov 2006

Quote by Darkfire

so your trying to tell us " YOU " havent been back 4 a sneeky look then hun?

on my own? :shock:
I've seen enough in the dogging section of this site to think if I ever do go dogging i'll be taking a baseball bat and some steely-boots with 'us' , there's no way I'd go as a lone fem :scared:
but if ya offering to chaperone me........:rascal:
you know i would for you :wink:
and dont you normaly have steel toe cap boots an a baseball bat hun ? :shock: :wink:

17 Nov 2006

Quote by sercher01
you know i would for you
and dont you normaly have steel toe cap boots an a baseball bat hun ? :shock: :wink:

so anyway :lol: - surely there must be other folk who've 'discovered' by accident? dunno

17 Nov 2006

Think i may have mentioned this before in a dogging thread but me and the good lady (before we began the scene, dogging etc) decided to go for a drive to the seaside and have a moonlit walk across the sands watching the refracted light of yonder breaking waves,
anyway, after said walk we decided to go for the old romantic favorite, magherita pizza garlic sauce and chips and pulled up on an unlit carpark overlooking the sea. "Bit busy in here for 11pm" says the lady, "yeah is a bit" i innocemtly replied, turning up late night love songs on the old radio.
"turn the light on i cant see where i put the garlic sauce" was R's rather unfortunate request in hindsight, so i did and with in about 3 seconds and before i had taken my second bite of pizza i said to rach "dont look to your side" like a button that says "do not press" she did to see what can nly be described as a rather portly dogger with "hotdog" in hand strumming away like old slow hands himself :shock: lol

we wheel spun out of there as fast as our little 1.2 engine could muster and laughed hysterically all the way back home, we couldnt sleep that night as just as one of us were about to drop off we would hear the other stiffling giggles!!
our very first endeavour into the world of dogging!

17 Nov 2006

Quote by Srne
... magherita pizza garlic sauce and chips and pulled up on an unlit carpark overlooking the sea. ... "turn the light on i cant see where i put the garlic sauce" ... with in about 3 seconds ... a rather portly dogger with "hotdog" in hand strumming away...

I had no idea pizza was so exciting to doggers :shock:

17 Nov 2006

Quote by 36openminded
... magherita pizza garlic sauce and chips and pulled up on an unlit carpark overlooking the sea. ... "turn the light on i cant see where i put the garlic sauce" ... with in about 3 seconds ... a rather portly dogger with "hotdog" in hand strumming away...

I had no idea pizza was so exciting to doggers :shock:
I'd have custard pie'd him with the tub of garlic sauce!

18 Nov 2006

hmmmn, my first cafe visit for to see the obligatory "does cock size matter"? thread going lol

..we didn't discover dogging by chance. it was more as a result of curiosity, having just read a press expose of our local picnic spot and all the seedy antics that went on there after dark :lol:
since then however, we've happened upon many a carpark full of rascals, often in broad signs must have always been there, but until we were "wised up", we just wasn't seeing them :lol: whereas before, we just saw a carpark full of business executives catching up on the paperwork :laughabove: , or van drivers stopping for a snack, we now know a percentage of those previously assumed "innocents" will have chosen the spot in hope of an leg-over, butt-reaming or just a glimpse of beastliness. :lol:
last year we were out and about with my sister in law..without thinking of any consequences, we stopped in a rather quaint forest carpark for a snack (in broad daylight) .i commented that some of the guys were "doggers", but she was quick to dismiss the remark as the product of an overactive imagination and male sexual obsession redface

i'd noticed the guy in the people carrier ahead of us checking his rear view mirror frequently, and even adjusting it to fascilitate his view..when a young fella in a vectra drove past us, it was the standard dogger's orbit :lol: i decided to call her bluff, and leant over to kiss mrs dirty passionately, something i'm not normally inclined to do :lol: ..there were two thumping sounds..neither of them from mrs D :shock: the first was that of a car door slamming shut. the other, the sound of the people carrier driver attaching himself to the side of my vehicle like a limpet mine :shock: sis-in-law started to scream and insisted we leave right away :lol: "point proven" i thought :twisted:
the only problem being..in hindsight, she's now found it all rather intrequing, and wants to go again surprised

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18 Nov 2006

Quote by dirtydoggers
..there were two thumping sounds..neither of them from mrs D :shock: the first was that of a car door slamming shut. the other, the sound of the people carrier driver attaching himself to the side of my vehicle like a limpet :shock: :

:rotflmao:
as an aside though, this is why I cant 'do' dogging....all that salivating expectation & limpet like action *shudders*
... but i'll take pm's for locations where people have manners & a bit of courtesy for future reference wink

18 Nov 2006

Quote by Darkfire
... but i'll take pm's for locations where people have manners & a bit of courtesy for future reference

My driveway. innocent

18 Nov 2006

It happened to me once years ago and I hadn't even heard of dogging.
I'd been out for a few drinks in the countryside with a "male friend" and we were getting a bit horny.
He pulled into a local picnic area/car park off a country lane.
So there we are. Him now sat in the passenger seat and me sat on top of him. The tension's started to build and all of a sudden I just happen to glance out of the window. "Eeek" :scared:
There's a guy stood next to the window watching us and having a wank. :shock:
My male friend says "What shall we do?" dunno

Me "You can't stop now!!!"
I think that's when I first realised I had an exhibitionist side redface

18 Nov 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
.. all of a sudden I just happen to glance out of the window. "Eeek" :scared:

i'm sorry, i cant help it......

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

18 Nov 2006

OMG Dark!!
That is just too funny!!

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Fee
XX

19 Nov 2006

on my own?
Dark,i'm sure somewhere in your reportoir of facial expressions you have one which tells people to"fook off now or i'm gonna kill you" or "please don't come any closer or else or you'll sufer inverted ball syndrome",you know that sort of is a funny story though and i'm sure you'll get lots of milage out of it,lol,john,x

19 Nov 2006

Dark,i'm sure somewhere in your reportoir of facial expressions you have one which tells people to"fook off now or i'm gonna kill you" or "please don't come any closer or else or you'll sufer inverted ball syndrome",you know that sort of is a funny story though and i'm sure you'll get lots of milage out of it,lol,john,x

19 Nov 2006

no,mine was a verbal one from your good self,xx

19 Nov 2006

Fabulous, Dark!!!!!!