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In the film of your life, who would play you?

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A little abject silliness for a Sunday.
Hollywood producers have banged down your door- and you've agreed the deal to film your life story. There's only one last thing to decide.....who takes the starring role? And who do you want to play the supporting roles?
Sticking point is, I can't quite decide for myself at the moment. My initial choice would be Geena Davis to play me- she has hair almost as nuts as mine for starters.
My supporting cast would have to somehow include Alan Rickman (playing someone I've snogged) But apart from that, I need to muse a while....
Who would be you?
noladreams
Sex God
I take it we can be slightly liberal with our interpretation?
Am thinking there's not that many fat birds in Hollywood so I may have to imagine myself several stone lighter in this scenario.... lol
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Artistic licence, my dear wink
Otherwise I'd be played by Jo Brand lol
noladreams
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Oh well in that case I'd go for Drew Barrymore.
She seems fun, has good comic timing, is pretty hot and has a definite naughty twinkle in the eye... plus she's led an 'interesting' life. Everything I aspire to! wink
Unknown User
Victoria Wood!
Id like Vin Diesel to play Mr Bone (and anyone that knows Mr B will KNOW theres more than a passing resemblance rotflmao :rotflmaosmile
Peanut
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Jack Black or Tyler Labine
Unknown User
Richard Ashcroft apparently!
noladreams
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Quote by Sixfootsix
Richard Ashcroft apparently!

:rascal: Mmmmmm.... wink
Lost
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I think Stewart Granger would be cool. I guess if he was busy though, then Meatloaf would be good :thumbup:
Firelizard
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It would probably be Meg Ryan or the actress who plays Phoebe in friends, they're both as dippy as me!
fabio
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Quote by Bonedigger
Victoria Wood!
Id like Vin Diesel to play Mr Bone (and anyone that knows Mr B will KNOW theres more than a passing resemblance rotflmao :rotflmaosmile

I think Mr bone would have to be played by Al Murray...... lol :lol: :lol:
I think we had a similar convo on here years ago.. and I think I said wesley snipes or laurence fishbourne or the like....
if we are having poetic license.. I am having Samuel L jackson playing the me of now.... and then Morgan Freeman playing the older me....
it would have to directed by spike lee... and we can get in james earl jones in to do the narration......
not that I have thought about this... noooooooooooooooo
noladreams
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lol Bumping this one for a Saturday night silliness session!