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Ok - so two peeps are VERY close and they are .............
xxdevil69
and ...............
cu3b4ll
A tool set from B&Q to enhance the performance of your Ann Summers products biggrin :D
it isn't a black and decker workmate is it????? biggrin :D :D
sean xxxxxxxxx
Quote by t&t
Ok - so two peeps are VERY close and they are .............
xxdevil69
and ...............
cu3b4ll

A Black & Decker Rabbit??
:shock:
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An electric screwdriver?

And the winner is ............................. Angel Chat :bounce: :bounce: passionkiss
BUT not just any electric screwdriver you know ......... I think I must have been thinking of something else when I bought it, cos I somehow have managed to be the proud owner of a cordless screwdriver that looks EXACTLY like a big black vibrator???!!!!!! rolleyes :roll: :roll: redface surprisedops: :oops:
Bloody well hope I don't get them muddled up :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
With a hammer action?
YAY!!! What do I win???
You could have borrowed mine you know. I'm an independent woman too biggrin
(I just borrowed it from my ex and forgot to give it back redface :lol2smile
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An electric screwdriver?

And the winner is ............................. Angel Chat :bounce: :bounce: passionkiss
BUT not just any electric screwdriver you know ......... I think I must have been thinking of something else when I bought it, cos I somehow have managed to be the proud owner of a cordless screwdriver that looks EXACTLY like a big black vibrator
Any chance you could post a piccy of it for us blokes with power tool fetishes??
worship
Quote by cu3b4ll
An electric screwdriver?

And the winner is ............................. Angel Chat :bounce: :bounce: passionkiss
BUT not just any electric screwdriver you know ......... I think I must have been thinking of something else when I bought it, cos I somehow have managed to be the proud owner of a cordless screwdriver that looks EXACTLY like a big black vibrator
Any chance you could post a piccy of it for us blokes with power tool fetishes??
worship
You know what, I was actually so suprised at what it looked like when I took it out of its BIG BLACK CASE WHICH ALSO CONTAINS ONE HUNDRED SCREWY TYPE THINGS THAT GO ON IT, that I went looking for a pic of it on the B & Q website but I don't know how to get it into my post rolleyes
WOWEE tools with accessories are always good biggrin
1) Right click on the picture
2) Select "copy shortcut"
3) Paste the shortcut into your post
4) Click and drag to highlight the shortcut you just pasted
5) Click the Img button
6) Please!!
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WOWEE tools with accessories are always good biggrin

You should see it - there are loads of them :shock: :shock: :shock:
Just can't imagine why a girl would need so many different sizes :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:P When you make that mistake just pray ya aint going at it hammer 'n tongs huh?
Power tools are FANTASTIC!!!! lol Am I the only one that has had a love affair with an industrial sander?!?!? :shock:
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Power tools are FANTASTIC!!!! lol Am I the only one that has had a love affair with an industrial sander?!?!? :shock:

Hope you take the paper off first? :shock:
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Power tools are FANTASTIC!!!! lol Am I the only one that has had a love affair with an industrial sander?!?!? :shock:

Hope you take the paper off first? :shock:
Ouch :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Power tools are FANTASTIC!!!! lol Am I the only one that has had a love affair with an industrial sander?!?!? :shock:

wink
:shock:
Yes I took the paper off first.. I'm horny.. not sadistic!!! lol :lol:
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Just can't imagine why a girl would need so many different sizes :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Well...... thats so you can chose the size that will fit the screw head best, it stops it slipping off when you hit the other end of the driver with an electric hammer to fully drive it home.....
What?? You don't have an electric hammer ??
Bloody amateurs......... Geeeezzzeeee!

wink
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Just can't imagine why a girl would need so many different sizes :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Well...... thats so you can chose the size that will fit the screw head best, it stops it slipping off when you hit the other end of the driver with an electric hammer to fully drive it home.....
What?? You don't have an electric hammer ??
Bloody amateurs......... Geeeezzzeeee!

wink
But WHY oh WHY do I need five of each size????? Surely one of each will do???? dunno
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Just can't imagine why a girl would need so many different sizes :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Well...... thats so you can chose the size that will fit the screw head best, it stops it slipping off when you hit the other end of the driver with an electric hammer to fully drive it home.....
What?? You don't have an electric hammer ??
Bloody amateurs......... Geeeezzzeeee!

wink
But WHY oh WHY do I need five of each size????? Surely one of each will do???? dunno
Truckers carry tool kits hunni. So you only need one and you've got instant access to as many tools as you could possibly want!
That just begs the question, Er! Who's the lucky Trucker? (Um, F****r?)
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Think I'll make a quick bolt
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Just can't imagine why a girl would need so many different sizes :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Well...... thats so you can chose the size that will fit the screw head best, it stops it slipping off when you hit the other end of the driver with an electric hammer to fully drive it home.....
What?? You don't have an electric hammer ??
Bloody amateurs......... Geeeezzzeeee!

wink
But WHY oh WHY do I need five of each size????? Surely one of each will do???? dunno
OK, I am going to let you in on a few secrets here……..
If you look closely at the 5 bits that look the same….(bits is a technical term for screwdriver ends) you will see 2 are left handed, 2 are right handed, and one is an ambidextrous bit (Top-Tip… if you fit the ambidextrous one in the screwdriver anyone can use it).
Another tip is, get a corn plaster and stick it on the other end of the driver…. It helps you aim when you hit it with the electric hammer.
Don’t thank me…… it’s in my nature.
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Just can't imagine why a girl would need so many different sizes :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Well...... thats so you can chose the size that will fit the screw head best, it stops it slipping off when you hit the other end of the driver with an electric hammer to fully drive it home.....
What?? You don't have an electric hammer ??
Bloody amateurs......... Geeeezzzeeee!

wink
But WHY oh WHY do I need five of each size????? Surely one of each will do???? dunno
OK, I am going to let you in on a few secrets here……..
If you look closely at the 5 bits that look the same….(bits is a technical term for screwdriver ends) you will see 2 are left handed, 2 are right handed, and one is an ambidextrous bit (Top-Tip… if you fit the ambidextrous one in the screwdriver anyone can use it).
Another tip is, get a corn plaster and stick it on the other end of the driver…. It helps you aim when you hit it with the electric hammer.
Don’t thank me…… it’s in my nature.

Now then Mr Patronising ( lol ) - I am sat here with the whole lot on my lap, and I promise you, whilst I may be just a GIRL, I am totally sure that there are FOUR of each type, especially as it says PHO, PHO, PHO, PHO, then PH1, PH1, PH1, PH1 etc etc.
I would suggest it was designed for BLOKES who NEVER put anything back where they found it so need plenty of spares!!!!
And now I can't close the f###ing case ........ I NEED A MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN
Quote by t&t

Just can't imagine why a girl would need so many different sizes :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Well...... thats so you can chose the size that will fit the screw head best, it stops it slipping off when you hit the other end of the driver with an electric hammer to fully drive it home.....
What?? You don't have an electric hammer ??
Bloody amateurs......... Geeeezzzeeee!

wink
But WHY oh WHY do I need five of each size????? Surely one of each will do???? dunno
OK, I am going to let you in on a few secrets here……..
If you look closely at the 5 bits that look the same….(bits is a technical term for screwdriver ends) you will see 2 are left handed, 2 are right handed, and one is an ambidextrous bit (Top-Tip… if you fit the ambidextrous one in the screwdriver anyone can use it).
Another tip is, get a corn plaster and stick it on the other end of the driver…. It helps you aim when you hit it with the electric hammer.
Don’t thank me…… it’s in my nature.

Now then Mr Patronising ( lol ) - I am sat here with the whole lot on my lap, and I promise you, whilst I may be just a GIRL, I am totally sure that there are FOUR of each type, especially as it says PHO, PHO, PHO, PHO, then PH1, PH1, PH1, PH1 etc etc.
I would suggest it was designed for BLOKES who NEVER put anything back where they found it so need plenty of spares!!!!
And now I can't close the f###ing case ........ I NEED A MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN

Oh bugger, it looks like you got the 4 bit standard version…. For a couple of quid more you could have had the 5 bit ambidextrous version……..
Yes there will be four of each size……. PHO, PH1 etc….. (2 for left handed people and 2 for right handed people…. It is really not that hard 2 understand….
Sorry, only trying to help…
:wink:
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ONE HUNDRED SCREWY TYPE THINGS THAT GO ON IT

Screws confused ???
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Whats brown and sticky ??

a stick