Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, Curry on, 'cause nothing really madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
I Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all...
******
(Guitar solo)
*****
I see a little chicken tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicey ME!
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan,
(A vindaloo loo looo...)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand you well back Cause this loo is quarantined.
Here it comes,
There it goes,
technicolor yawn.
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes) I chunder It's coming up again
(There he goes) It's coming up again, (Up again)
Coming up again (up again)
Here it comes again
(No no no no no non o no no No)
On my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees
Oh there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!
*****
(Guitar solo)
*****
So you think you can chunder and still it's alright?
So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
Just had to come out,
Just had to come right out in here....
******
(Guitar solo)
******
Korma, saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan, bhaji.
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference to me
(Anyway, my wind blows.)
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Indian food/Bohemian Rhapsody
Sex God
Oh boy.......... Oh boy........ Oh boy.......
Better than the original - absolute class :!: :!:
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ROCKY FOR A BAFTA :!: :!: :!:
Better than the original - absolute class :!: :!:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: ROCKY FOR A BAFTA :!: :!: :!:
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I think you have a drink in the GFZ Rocky
:D :D brilliant
Sex God
Very Very funny, you should get someone to record it to the tune.
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Sex God
That was Brilliant rocky really enjoyed that 
Look forward to the next one
Vicky
Look forward to the next one
Vicky
Sex God
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Sex God
rocky! nothing to add, but curry on!
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d'ya get it? curry? on? oh FFS i'm off to bed!
neil x x x x
<<< rereads the song a bit later on, and realises he weren't half so clever as he thought after all! which ain't so bloody clever as it is!! bugger! >>>
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:d'ya get it? curry? on? oh FFS i'm off to bed!
neil x x x x
<<< rereads the song a bit later on, and realises he weren't half so clever as he thought after all! which ain't so bloody clever as it is!! bugger! >>>
