Innit grand, here!

22 May 2004

This recieved today... :small-print:

hi sexy i love your pics. my name is jamie. i am looking for an older woman to please and please me. i am very adventurous and will try anything once. i have a foot fetish and would love you to let me worship your feet and make any of your other fantasies come true. i can send u a pic if you are interested. id love to hear back from you my e-mail is xxxxxxxxxxx

Now... call me a cynical old cow, but this is the very reason why I devote so much time to this wonderful place! Where the fuck else can a clapped out old trollop like me pull an 18 year old who wants to worship me with this little effort? dunno

:lol:

22 May 2004

:happy: :happy: :happy:
Swinging Heaven just keeps getting better and better................
I don't think anyone would want to worship my feet, they're always manky cos I bite the skin off............ OK, probably not what you wanted to read at this early hour on a Saturday morning confused

22 May 2004

Quote by Heather
Where the fuck else can a clapped out old trollop like me pull an 18 year old who wants to worship me with this little effort?

Squaddie bar lol

:lol:

Quote by Blue
I don't think anyone would want to worship my feet,

Oi ! have you forgotten so soon? sad

they're always manky cos I bite the skin off

I will come back and read this bit again when my hangover has worn off!
lhk
Kat

22 May 2004

Bite the skin off?.. ha ha..
Now ive just checked and i am able to if i wanted ..but not really my thing!.. however..i have also just realised how close i can get to sucking my own cock! . so i reckon if i started to bite my feet regular id get even closer! who knows?!!.. i can however touch the tip of it with my lips!. but ive known that for a while now!
yet again..its prob a bit early for this too huh?
Magik

22 May 2004

Quote by Heather
This recieved today... :small-print:
Now... call me a cynical old cow, but this is the very reason why I devote so much time to this wonderful place! Where the fuck else can a clapped out old trollop like me pull an 18 year old who wants to worship me with this little effort?
:lol:

Cynical cow! wink

Judging from the delicious pics on your website, you're anything but a clapped out old trollop!
I may not be 18 and worship your feet, but there are a lot more fun things flashing through my mind at this very moment and I'm sure I could find other parts of your body to worship! cool

22 May 2004

Aw, bless. It's nice to feel like a goddess innit Heather babe??

22 May 2004

Quote by dazandlou
It's nice to feel like a goddess innit Heather babe??

Ooh, it'd be nice to feel a goddess like Heather. What a babe. Innit.

22 May 2004

ooooh john. ask her if you can have one of her garters too!
wink

22 May 2004

Yes , not surprised you are shocked , and without so much as an" oi! slag !" as well , really .

22 May 2004

Oh... but bless him!
I find with 18 year old I either break them or they break me! redface

And I've just recieved a very tempting offer to be a 'slut' tonight which I am considering as I write. And this after coming home from a shoping trip after being 'ordered' to purchase a new butplug by my newly found swinging partner (who has suddenly turned all Masterful! :twisted: )
I shall never get the kids' tea at this rate! wink