Innit grand, here!

22 May 2004

This recieved today... :small-print:

hi sexy i love your pics. my name is jamie. i am looking for an older woman to please and please me. i am very adventurous and will try anything once. i have a foot fetish and would love you to let me worship your feet and make any of your other fantasies come true. i can send u a pic if you are interested. id love to hear back from you my e-mail is xxxxxxxxxxx

Now... call me a cynical old cow, but this is the very reason why I devote so much time to this wonderful place! Where the fuck else can a clapped out old trollop like me pull an 18 year old who wants to worship me with this little effort? dunno

22 May 2004

:happy: :happy: :happy:
Swinging Heaven just keeps getting better and better................
I don't think anyone would want to worship my feet, they're always manky cos I bite the skin off............ OK, probably not what you wanted to read at this early hour on a Saturday morning confused

22 May 2004

Quote by Heather
Where the fuck else can a clapped out old trollop like me pull an 18 year old who wants to worship me with this little effort?

Squaddie bar lol

Quote by Blue
I don't think anyone would want to worship my feet,

Oi ! have you forgotten so soon? sad

they're always manky cos I bite the skin off

I will come back and read this bit again when my hangover has worn off!
lhk
Kat

22 May 2004

Bite the skin off?.. ha ha..
Now ive just checked and i am able to if i wanted ..but not really my thing!.. however..i have also just realised how close i can get to sucking my own cock! . so i reckon if i started to bite my feet regular id get even closer! who knows?!!.. i can however touch the tip of it with my lips!. but ive known that for a while now!
yet again..its prob a bit early for this too huh?
Magik

22 May 2004

Quote by Heather
This recieved today... :small-print:
Now... call me a cynical old cow, but this is the very reason why I devote so much time to this wonderful place! Where the fuck else can a clapped out old trollop like me pull an 18 year old who wants to worship me with this little effort?

Cynical cow! wink

Judging from the delicious pics on your website, you're anything but a clapped out old trollop!
I may not be 18 and worship your feet, but there are a lot more fun things flashing through my mind at this very moment and I'm sure I could find other parts of your body to worship! cool

22 May 2004

Aw, bless. It's nice to feel like a goddess innit Heather babe??

22 May 2004

Quote by dazandlou
It's nice to feel like a goddess innit Heather babe??

Ooh, it'd be nice to feel a goddess like Heather. What a babe. Innit.

22 May 2004

ooooh john. ask her if you can have one of her garters too!
wink

22 May 2004

Yes , not surprised you are shocked , and without so much as an" oi! slag !" as well , really .

22 May 2004

Oh... but bless him!
I find with 18 year old I either break them or they break me! redface

And I've just recieved a very tempting offer to be a 'slut' tonight which I am considering as I write. And this after coming home from a shoping trip after being 'ordered' to purchase a new butplug by my newly found swinging partner (who has suddenly turned all Masterful! :twisted: )
I shall never get the kids' tea at this rate! wink