in here. 
Seriously
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Mines quite empty to keep my inbox under control, what with me being an international super stud.
i'll have to give Celery a demo on saturday while you're watching the footie :rascal:
glad to see the medication is working.... (it makes him think that...)
as for football no sorry no interest in that..... far more interested in the sexy fems on this site.....
Sex God
we could have a kick about on saturday, take on onlyme, celery, tatty, cocoa, minxy and the others. then at full time swap shirts and share a bath with them :twisted: :rascal:
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we could have a kick about on saturday, take on onlyme, celery, tatty, cocoa, minxy and the others. then at full time swap shirts and share a bath with them :twisted: :rascal:
OMG for once I am going to have to agree with Meaty....
shame that bitey isn't going anymore though Meaty.... we will have to find a sub for her......(someone who doesn't know that grabbing thier breats is a fowl and not a permitted way to tackle a female....)
Sex God
bugger, forgot about that. Little gem would have looked great running round the pitch 
hwoar: , and just remembered FA & H'red will be there and well as LesNECouple.
who needs the world cup :happy:
hwoar: , and just remembered FA & H'red will be there and well as LesNECouple. who needs the world cup :happy:
Quote by celestria
we could have a kick about on saturday, take on onlyme, celery, tatty, cocoa, minxy and the others. then at full time swap shirts and share a bath with them :twisted: :rascal:
I soooooo wanna play that game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Me too but can I brought on at the 89th minute then just head off to the baths?
Sex God
you can be in charage of the magic sponge 
Quote by BabyBrenda
you can be in charage of the magic sponge
Thanks very much x
that is a very important job... you have to take care of all injuries that players get... groin strains can be common...
and after the match make sure everyone is clean all over..... and it will involve you getting in the bath as well....
The up side is that we will provide you with your own kit.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
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The up side is that we will provide you with your own kit.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
think this is all she needs to wear
Sex God
How about a ladies volley ball team unifrom??
BrendaWelcome to the forum.
When I read your posts I have to say you reminded me a bit of myself when I joined SH.
I have a busy job and used to travel a lot. Although I have a lot of single and coupled up friends I go out with they're all very very straight.
I'd had a few experiences with another couple and it got me wanting more.
When I first joined SH I didn't even know what an Internet forum was and I didn't have any pics on my profile until a kindly gentleman from here invited me to his house to take some for me
I soon got to know people from chatting on here, having a great SH mentor and going to the SH social events.
I can honestly say I've never regretted a minute.
Have fun sweetie and if you have any questions just go ahead and ask :thumbup:
Above all enjoy it
Feels a bit silly saying 'hello and welcome' when your thread has already settled into football-kit banter with the Meaty one, Dammy and Fektart ..... but hello and welcome anyway!
I can see you're going to fit in well here. If you have questions or need someone to bounce thoughts off, please feel free to PM me - it's not long since I was a brand new single girl trying to find my way around. I'm sure it won't take you long to settle in!
Cocoa x
..... but hello and welcome anyway!I can see you're going to fit in well here.
If you have questions or need someone to bounce thoughts off, please feel free to PM me - it's not long since I was a brand new single girl trying to find my way around. I'm sure it won't take you long to settle in!Cocoa x
Sex God
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Thanks Cocoa, very nice to meet you
trust me, it's always very nice to meet Cocoa :smitten: (hiya gorgeous
hwoar: ) 