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Interesting Text Mail - Have You Had Any?
Quote by tim-jas
Steveg -what have you started here?:lol: :lol: :lol:
I cannot tell a lie.........it was me!
The message read:
"What's wrong with your phone? Tried to phone you a few times but keep getting the same message; THE CUSTOMER YOU ARE CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLEASE WAIT YOUR TURN"
I can't take all the blame though........Debs sent it to me first.
Steve
My favourite one isn't something I received - it was a trick we played on a friend's mobile.
A large group of us were in a pub, and we distracted one of my mates for long enough to grab his phone and change his (ex) girlfriend's number to one of OUR phone numbers.
After that, we spent the rest of the evening doubled over in laughter at the other end of the table as he exchanged increasingly steamy texts with his "ex-girlfriend". He was on the verge of believing they were about to get back together..
The look on his face when we told him was memorable...
C
A large group of us were in a pub, and we distracted one of my mates for long enough to grab his phone and change his (ex) girlfriend's number to one of OUR phone numbers.
After that, we spent the rest of the evening doubled over in laughter at the other end of the table as he exchanged increasingly steamy texts with his "ex-girlfriend". He was on the verge of believing they were about to get back together..
The look on his face when we told him was memorable...
C
I got one to the wrong number once that went "if the swelling persists please consult your GP"
Now that was 4 years ago and theres hardly a day I don't agonise about the following;
What was swelling?
Why if swelling persisted would it be so serious?
Should I have got back to that person and told them I got the important medical advice instead?
What happened to the poor unfortunate that had the swelling are they 4 times their natural size waiting for advice still and have to live with cruel taunts from passers by or even dead because I didn't pass on this medical nugget of info?
I am a tortured soul,think next time you send a text :shock:
Now that was 4 years ago and theres hardly a day I don't agonise about the following;
What was swelling?
Why if swelling persisted would it be so serious?
Should I have got back to that person and told them I got the important medical advice instead?
What happened to the poor unfortunate that had the swelling are they 4 times their natural size waiting for advice still and have to live with cruel taunts from passers by or even dead because I didn't pass on this medical nugget of info?
I am a tortured soul,think next time you send a text :shock:
too true!
I store my txt's and reply to them rather than create a new one and select the person I want to send too as I tend to txt much the same people.... only... with my old fone it didn't store the name, just the number of the person who sent me a txt... I sent a reply to what I thought was a txt from my wife saying "have you got knickers on?" but instead it went to 14yo stable girl who worked for us!! Thank GOD we'd all been laughing about the txt's I send to my wife and the fact I always screw them up a week before hand or I'd have been in hot water! :shock: :shock:
I store my txt's and reply to them rather than create a new one and select the person I want to send too as I tend to txt much the same people.... only... with my old fone it didn't store the name, just the number of the person who sent me a txt... I sent a reply to what I thought was a txt from my wife saying "have you got knickers on?" but instead it went to 14yo stable girl who worked for us!! Thank GOD we'd all been laughing about the txt's I send to my wife and the fact I always screw them up a week before hand or I'd have been in hot water! :shock: :shock:
