Like most of the things I notice , and feel the need to mention , I have to preface the question with 'is it just me ?" - but I have noticed a worrying trend ,and for those of you who pride yourselves on your decor it may be of grave concern .
Now and then , for research purposes , I like to scan through the odd swingers photo ad or six , both here and on less impressive sites . The standards of sexual attractiveness and humour as well as photography vary as always immensely , and thats part of the fun . That however is not what concerns me , the matter of concern is when the eye begins to wander away from the ladys nether regions , or when one glances momentarily to the left of the huge black dildo action shot .
Now I am blissfully unaware of the sexual activity of Lawrence Llewellyn or Lynda Barker ( although Ive done much research on Carol Smillie to no avail) but I reckon they all must be virtual monks . I tell you for why .......as far as I can see the vast majority of the swinging fraternity either have the most awful taste in decoration both wallpaper and soft furnishing , or they simply started it and seemed to stop and get their vibrator out half way through ( and Im talkin stripped walls , acro props , brick dust and all) .
I wonder is there some correlation between sexual liberation , and the abilty to choose anything but chintz or flourescent paint ??
I await your expert reports on the matter .
Peace
Sex God
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Like I bank all this mess up right underneath the windows - so the window cleaner can't see it 
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