In my slumber, I lifted an arm and pointed at my trousers hanging up and made a grunting noise along the lines of "Its over there."
About half an hour later, my slumber turned into wide awake. Did I actually give her my card or was I dreaming????? I rushed over to my trousers and my fears were realised.......the card was missing. I went downstairs all calm and collected i.e. sprinting down faster than a cheetah with a redhot poker up its arse and making more noise than a herd of wilderbeest during a stampede.
"What have you bought?????" I enquired
"Ermmmmm only one thing." Replied Alex
"Just the thing we talked about?"
"Ermmmmmm........well kind of" replied Alex
"What do you mean kind of?" I asked
"Well you know how tricky these internet sites are, don't you?" said Alex
Alarm bells are starting to ring now "What have you done?"
"It wasn't me" she said holding up the card.
"Oh shit" went through my head......"What have you done?"
"The order didn't seem to have gone through...........so I think I have ordered it 4 times."
So after contacting the site and trying to cancel the 4 orders........have to wait until this evening to find out if they have been.........a new order for one item has now been ordered.
Why oh why didn't she just call them in the first place
The thing is.......she says that I am rubbish with the internet :shock:
Dave_Notts
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