..a strictly nonsensical thread.
Once upon a time in Forumville, a poster sneaked out under the wire. They did so in a manner designed to promote discussion on prisoners welfare, in the hope that in their absence, conditions might improve.
Fast forward- a while.
On Christmas eve, a rogue booty hunter apprehended the forumite, and locked them in a temporary holding cell- telling them that if they adhered to certain conditions, they would be free in a month.
The forumite duly adhered to the set terms, posting bollox in the chatrooms with alarming regularity.
A month came & went. An administritive error- concerning a mistake in the name on the paperwork- meant release was delayed for another month. The forumite continued to post bollox, in the hope that doing so would encourage lenience from the judge.
The forumite never saw the judge. She was cruelly removed in the dead of night- by a group of underhand freelancers led by the one known as "DoG the Bootyhunter." They placed her in the maximum security wing of the sister prison to "The Rock." Colloquially known as "The Hotel Californication," the prison is a den of hard nosed reprobates, sodomites and general hedonists. To add insult to injury, they taunted her with the word "Extras."
The Prisoner has been detained without trial, and is not scheduled for review until the year 2010. This injustice is a grave one indeed. She is locked in a Padded Dell measuring 15'4 by 10'...and taunted mercilessly by winks, and quickies. PM's of support have been flooding in from far and wide. All have been appreciated, and taken to heart.
She now has two choices. Post, or have the warder known as Rolp stare through the hatch with those terrifying eyes...
there's no room to swing a flounce in here...
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Internment without trial.
Quote by Witchy
..a strictly nonsensical thread.
Once upon a time in Forumville, a poster sneaked out under the wire. They did so in a manner designed to promote discussion on prisoners welfare, in the hope that in their absence, conditions might improve.
Fast forward- a while.
On Christmas eve, a rogue booty hunter apprehended the forumite, and locked them in a temporary holding cell- telling them that if they adhered to certain conditions, they would be free in a month.
The forumite duly adhered to the set terms, posting bollox in the chatrooms with alarming regularity.
A month came & went. An administritive error- concerning a mistake in the name on the paperwork- meant release was delayed for another month. The forumite continued to post bollox, in the hope that doing so would encourage lenience from the judge.
The forumite never saw the judge. She was cruelly removed in the dead of night- by a group of underhand freelancers led by the one known as "DoG the Bootyhunter." They placed her in the maximum security wing of the sister prison to "The Rock." Colloquially known as "The Hotel Californication," the prison is a den of hard nosed reprobates, sodomites and general hedonists. To add insult to injury, they taunted her with the word "Extras."
The Prisoner has been detained without trial, and is not scheduled for review until the year 2010. This injustice is a grave one indeed. She is locked in a Padded Dell measuring 15'4 by 10'...and taunted mercilessly by winks, and quickies. PM's of support have been flooding in from far and wide. All have been appreciated, and taken to heart.
She now has two choices. Post, or have the warder known as Rolp stare through the hatch with those terrifying eyes...
there's no room to swing a flounce in here...
Sex God
welcome! 
Sex God
:giggle: :giggle: I'm still playing hide and seek with your wine though!
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
lp
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh :twisted:
Sex God
Too right.... I say free the "SH 1"...... 
:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Who are you? 
Sex God
You're a man. Right?
Sex God
Okaaay, next guess: you didn't go, you was pushed innit?
Peanut? Sparky?
Peanut? Sparky?
Sex God
Mind you dont catch those laces in the barbed wire !
Quote by Witchy
Nooooo! Not the eyes! Spare me, I'll even eat my gruel!
Lucy&Mike, I have been here before, in a different cell...in another dimension...
The only people I ever profile now are forum folk.....so its now going to be a guessing game!
I love a challenge, but I'm too new on here to rise to it, so over to the older folks(!)
I know I have read that profile before though, recently as well....... !!
Sex God
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Nooooo! Not the eyes! Spare me, I'll even eat my gruel!
Lucy&Mike, I have been here before, in a different cell...in another dimension...
The only people I ever profile now are forum folk.....so its now going to be a guessing game!
I love a challenge, but I'm too new on here to rise to it, so over to the older folks(!)
I know I have read that profile before though, recently as well....... !!
You haven't read that profile, well you may have if you've clicked on Witchy as they lurked up there.
It is however a really rather clever pastiche of another profile... and the original profile belongs to a prominent forumite - and not to Witchy pre name-change.
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Quote by Lucyandmike7
Yea, must of done a click and check!
Is it True scorpios female persona???
He is due back any day now???
:shock: :shock: :shock:
<<<<< clue is over there! :giggle:
Sex God
Hey up there! 
Sex God
Oh well it was peaceful while it lasted 
