Hi to all,
have any of you any funny stories of when you've been "entertaining" at home and had guests knocking on the door or trying to get in, like "an old Auntie Edith".....
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Sex God
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Yes old Aunt Edith dropped by yesterday. She was looking for her whip and pvc outfit.
Orgasminator
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My Brother knocked on the front door when i was entertaining a ladyfriend.
When I did not answer he phoned the mobile and said 'what you do having a shag'
I told him 'yes'
the lady asked 'who is it'
I said it was 'my brother'
she said 'thats ok he can join in as well if he wants'
When I did not answer he phoned the mobile and said 'what you do having a shag'
I told him 'yes'
the lady asked 'who is it'
I said it was 'my brother'
she said 'thats ok he can join in as well if he wants'
Orgasminator
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LOL..
I was playing with two friends (not linked) of mine and had a couple who are social friends of mine knock on the door downstairs...
Hurriedly pulled on some jeans (hers, female cut) and a t-shirt (inscribed.. dont look at my tits, touch them, also hers, lol) and went down stairs... had a coffee and chat, said I better get back up to my guests upstairs....
They left with much winking, and I went back up stairs, lol.
The only time i've been almost lost for words was having phone sex and a wank when my son (15) came down stairs and caught me cock in hand....
After ringing off I went upstairs and said "now that was really embarising wasnt it?" his response was "yes just a bit!" I now turn off the telly as sometimes it covers the sound of decending foot steps, lol.
I was playing with two friends (not linked) of mine and had a couple who are social friends of mine knock on the door downstairs...
Hurriedly pulled on some jeans (hers, female cut) and a t-shirt (inscribed.. dont look at my tits, touch them, also hers, lol) and went down stairs... had a coffee and chat, said I better get back up to my guests upstairs....
They left with much winking, and I went back up stairs, lol.
The only time i've been almost lost for words was having phone sex and a wank when my son (15) came down stairs and caught me cock in hand....
After ringing off I went upstairs and said "now that was really embarising wasnt it?" his response was "yes just a bit!" I now turn off the telly as sometimes it covers the sound of decending foot steps, lol.
Sex God
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The main bugbearfor me is people coming into the couples room in clubs and talking about adverts and the telly while youre in mid flow shag! 
ffs.... go back to the bar!
Neil and I were interupted by the post man! He freaked out more that I'd painted his toe nails pink the night before and was scared his postman would notice! :lol:
ffs.... go back to the bar!
Neil and I were interupted by the post man! He freaked out more that I'd painted his toe nails pink the night before and was scared his postman would notice! :lol:
Sex God
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dont tend to play at home, but have been at other peoples home and had a knock on the bedroom door!
i panicked wondering who the hell had broke into the house. they just casually said "oh, its the kids!" ffs, if i would have knew their kids would have been in the house i would never have gone!
i panicked wondering who the hell had broke into the house. they just casually said "oh, its the kids!" ffs, if i would have knew their kids would have been in the house i would never have gone!
Orgasminator
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i was visiting a very nice couple from the midlands, while we were in an uncompimising position a massive crash could be heard outside - a car crash right outside their flat.
now me and the young lady concerned just carried on, but hubby was giving us a running commentary on the ensuing fight outside.
this was a little off putting so we just got up, had a look then went back to where we were.
now me and the young lady concerned just carried on, but hubby was giving us a running commentary on the ensuing fight outside.
this was a little off putting so we just got up, had a look then went back to where we were.
Sex God
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Our first swing was a house party. We'd been upstairs with a couple for a fair while and the owner of the house, who was keeping an eye on us newbies, decided to come in and check on us.
So there we were kind of just finishing as he walks in and grabs a chair, closely followed by his other half, their friend, friends hubby...........I think there must have been about 6 of them. I almost died with embarrassment but till one kind lady pushed them all back out the room.
It was funny though :lol2:
Dawn
So there we were kind of just finishing as he walks in and grabs a chair, closely followed by his other half, their friend, friends hubby...........I think there must have been about 6 of them. I almost died with embarrassment but till one kind lady pushed them all back out the room.
It was funny though :lol2:
Dawn
Warming the Bed
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One of our earlier swinging escapades with a single male friend happened after a whole group of us had been out clubbing. Everyone piled back to ours to keep the party going, until eventually they all drifted off home just leaving us and this one guy.
I (James) crashed out for a while before finding my second wind and going back into the lounge to find Clare completely naked on the sofa and enjoying this guy using his magic fingers on her clit. We all de-camped to the bedroom for a lovely threesome until tiredness overtook us all.
The next morning, after some more fumbling I finally had to address the fact we'd completely run out of cigarettes, and so pulled on some clothes and headed off to the garage to stock-up.
In my absence, Clare and our guest decided to carry on where we'd all left off, and were mid-shag when the doorbell went. Assuming it was just me having forgotten to take a set of keys Clare answered the door not entirely fully dressed only to find it wasn't me but a couple of other friends who we'd been out with the night before and unsuspecting housemates of our overnight guest!
She managed to herd them into lounge whilst she and our partner in crime rapidly got dressed before joining them and trying hard not to look too flushed. The worst bit was that I'd been looking forward to joining them back in bed on my return...
I (James) crashed out for a while before finding my second wind and going back into the lounge to find Clare completely naked on the sofa and enjoying this guy using his magic fingers on her clit. We all de-camped to the bedroom for a lovely threesome until tiredness overtook us all.
The next morning, after some more fumbling I finally had to address the fact we'd completely run out of cigarettes, and so pulled on some clothes and headed off to the garage to stock-up.
In my absence, Clare and our guest decided to carry on where we'd all left off, and were mid-shag when the doorbell went. Assuming it was just me having forgotten to take a set of keys Clare answered the door not entirely fully dressed only to find it wasn't me but a couple of other friends who we'd been out with the night before and unsuspecting housemates of our overnight guest!
She managed to herd them into lounge whilst she and our partner in crime rapidly got dressed before joining them and trying hard not to look too flushed. The worst bit was that I'd been looking forward to joining them back in bed on my return...
Sexpert
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xxxx
Warming the Bed
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not swinging, when i was younger but i was with a girlfriend at her parents, her on top, pounding furiously,
anyways, just as i get to the point of no return her sister walked in!!!
she pulled her housecoat over her bottom half (she had a top still on), and me with my trousers down a bit trying to keep quiet while im cumming inside her. her sister took ages to get out of the room afterwards!!!
anyways, just as i get to the point of no return her sister walked in!!!
she pulled her housecoat over her bottom half (she had a top still on), and me with my trousers down a bit trying to keep quiet while im cumming inside her. her sister took ages to get out of the room afterwards!!!
Warming the Bed
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An interuption of sorts.
We were quite happy parked up fondling and chatting away when an elderly gent whom we had seen before pulled up beside us in his car.
He opened the window to get a better look and we decided to give him an early Xmas pressie.
Gad, he jumped out of the car closing the door behind to watch us.
Next thing he realised that he had left his window open and his wee dog was trying to get out.
He reached in, switched on the ignition and pressed the up button for the window.
Catching his arm in the process.
he was trapped and we could not stop laughing.
We can still see him dancing aboot in pain and trying to open the door.
It stopped us totally and he went away with such speed......
We were quite happy parked up fondling and chatting away when an elderly gent whom we had seen before pulled up beside us in his car.
He opened the window to get a better look and we decided to give him an early Xmas pressie.
Gad, he jumped out of the car closing the door behind to watch us.
Next thing he realised that he had left his window open and his wee dog was trying to get out.
He reached in, switched on the ignition and pressed the up button for the window.
Catching his arm in the process.
he was trapped and we could not stop laughing.
We can still see him dancing aboot in pain and trying to open the door.
It stopped us totally and he went away with such speed......
