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Warming the Bed
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Hi everyone!!
I`m new to this site so I thought I`d better introduce myself....
Natural fiery redhead, 5 ft 6, slender but curvy, looking to spice up my life!
Master of Sex
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well, nice to meet you Miss Rabbit biggrin
im still new here too, i hope youll be made as welcome as i have been - this seems like the friendliest slice of the net ive found!!
Sex God
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i was just replying to your other thread as foxylady and you pulled it.... icon_ icon_ icon_ icon_ icon_
hope you are doing well and it is bloody addictive.....
sean xxxxxxxx
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Where you from JR? Redheads are the Brighton Geezer's favourite. When I'm being fussy like!! wink
Warming the Bed
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I`m from sunny South Wales.
Thanks for the warm welcome, I think I`m going to like it here!! wink
Master of Sex
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Quote by *JessicaRabbit*
I`m from sunny South Wales.
Thanks for the warm welcome, I think I`m going to like it here!! wink

they have sun in wales now? wow - never used to get that when i visited in years gone by lol
Warming the Bed
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Who`s going to be first with a sheep shagger joke then? lol !! lol
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I`m from sunny South Wales.

So where were you Wednesday night when I needed a shower stop ?
lol
Welcome to the asylum.
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Who`s going to be first with a sheep shagger joke then? lol !! lol

Cant do that - wife is proud of her welsh blood
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Who`s going to be first with a sheep shagger joke then? lol !! lol

Not me !! I'm from Derbyshire so have probably heard most of them anyway :lol: :lol:
But if anybody does know some good, ORIGINAL sheep shagger jokes, lets hear them :lol: :lol:
Sex God
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Quote by *JessicaRabbit*
Who`s going to be first with a sheep shagger joke then? lol !! lol

not me.... i like wales.... couldn't eat a whole one!!!!! ............. smile :) :)
sorry that joke was so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad..... bolt
sean xxxxxxxx
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Who`s going to be first with a sheep shagger joke then? lol !! lol

I thought that was just the men over there! :shock: still, its very baaaaaahd! :lol:
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Quote by *JessicaRabbit*
Natural fiery redhead

Repeat: I am only a social swinger... I am only a social swinger... redhead :P ... Naughty only a social swinger, only a social swinger, only a social swinger ;)
Hehe, welcome to the site Jessica, sure you will love it here.
Yours
TnH
(Only a social swinger if he wants to keep his balls but mad on redheads ;) Which is why I married one)
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My wife is similar, but gets confused, that why she married a dickhead.
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Who`s going to be first with a sheep shagger joke then? lol !! lol

A few years ago, I was sat in a field, just outside Brycenthyn, under a tree with a young lady. We were talking about our first sexual encounters.
I said "Actually, I lost my cherry in theis very field, against that tree over there. I was a bit nervous as her mother was at the other side of the field"
Young lady " Wow ! ! Didn't here mother say anything?"
Me " Only baaaaaaaahhh"
Ok Ok. Already got me coat on bolt
Warming the Bed
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Who`s going to be first with a sheep shagger joke then? lol !! lol

A few years ago, I was sat in a field, under a tree with a young lady. We were talking about our first sexual encounters.
I said "Actually, I lost my cherry in theis very field, against that tree over there. I was a bit nervous as her mother was at the other side of the field"
Young lady " Wow ! ! Didn't here mother say anything?"
Me " Only baaaaaaaahhh"
Ok Ok. Already got me coat on bolt
Taxi for dambuster!! :lol:
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rolleyes I thought that was just the men over there! :shock: still, its very baaaaaahd! lol
:roll: Only a woollyback could come up with that! :lol:
Woollybackist!!
Sex God
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Quote by dambuster
Who`s going to be first with a sheep shagger joke then? lol !! lol

A few years ago, I was sat in a field, under a tree with a young lady. We were talking about our first sexual encounters.
I said "Actually, I lost my cherry in theis very field, against that tree over there. I was a bit nervous as her mother was at the other side of the field"
Young lady " Wow ! ! Didn't here mother say anything?"
Me " Only baaaaaaaahhh"
Ok Ok. Already got me coat on bolt
dammie....... blackpool have just called.... they say that joke is so old, are you available for summer season..... on the bill between the krankies.... and the chuckle brothers!!!! smile :) :) if you are good you can have the room next to bobby davro!!!!!
sean xxxxx
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Now you know why I don't tell jokes redface
Although, I could always tell you my "Two polar bears . . ." joke
Now stop hijacking Jessica's Hello thread - you bad bad people wink
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Quote by Scandal
rolleyes I thought that was just the men over there! :shock: still, its very baaaaaahd! lol
:roll: Only a woollyback could come up with that! :lol:
Woollyback? Arn't they from Liverpool or Birkenhead (not that there is much difference)?
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I once took a girl to Bangor
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Now you know why I don't tell jokes redface
Although, I could always tell you my "Two polar bears . . ." joke
Now stop hijacking Jessica's Hello thread - you bad bad people wink

I know that I am going to regret this..............but lets hear the 'Two polar bears' joke...
Sorry folks, but I need to know confused :?
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sorri how rude of us
:welcome: and enjoy
lou xxxx
Warming the Bed
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Many thanks for the warm welcome you lovely people biggrin
Now do we get to hear the 2 polar bears joke?
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I hope not, I couldnt bear it
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I know that I am going to regret this..............but lets hear the 'Two polar bears' joke...
Sorry folks, but I need to know confused :?

I couldn't do it to themagain.
The search button is your friend Nomad wink
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20493.html
I do notbelieve I've joined that gang.
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I once took a girl to Bangor

And she said "Prestatyn!"
Laugh you bastards!