Inventions

26 Aug 2004

If you could invent absolutley anything,what would it be and why????
I'd invent a mind reader so that when Steve answers a question that i ask him,and he's not really listening i can have proof!! lol

(well it would save me asking the same thing again later on and him saying that he never even answered in the first place!Men tut!! rolleyes

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If you could erase any invention out of the universe as if it never existed,what would that be???
Mine would have to be Barny the bloody purple fecking american dinosaur mad

(and any merchandise that came with it!Especially dance mats for instance that have no volume control on them!!)

26 Aug 2004

I'd get rid of mobile phones if I could...so intrusive at times!

26 Aug 2004

I know a man who had a dog, an dog who's name is bingo b. i. n .go, b. i .n .go b. i .n .go, a dog who's name was bingo
I kinda like barney because he teaches kids like BIGBIRD and Bear in the Big Blue House.
I would erase all the technology that enables tunes to be used on phones...I mean I wanna phone that rings, not playes the 1812 overture! It is sad when you think we used to by records to listen to em at home, and now they have em to tell you someone is ringing you to go to work on your day off!

26 Aug 2004

I agree with Clare - a Mind Reader (TM) would be top of the list for inventions - just think of a world without lies!!!
As for de-inventing something - I'd de-invent the transistor - a world without technology would be a much calmer, happier place smile

26 Aug 2004

Quote by phil_osopher
I agree with Clare - a Mind Reader would be top of the list for inventions - just think of a world without lies!!!

Then we really would be able to answer the 'Size' debate once and for all... biggrin

:shock:

!!!!
Dx

26 Aug 2004

I would invent a machine to allow hindsight to be very useful.
Cos now it's of no bloody use to anyone mad

26 Aug 2004

Quote by phil_osopher
I agree with Clare - a Mind Reader (TM) would be top of the list for inventions - just think of a world without lies!!!
As for de-inventing something - I'd de-invent the transistor - a world without technology would be a much calmer, happier place

Studying "Detecting deception" at the moment and it's raised a lot of questions, including what would the world be like if nobody lied. Not the best thing at all tbh.
Lies are the grease of the social mechanism.
Oh and I hate Barney, but quite enjoy Bear in the Blue House. confused

As for the question....
I'll get back to you on that.

26 Aug 2004

I think I would invent something, maybe kinda like a wrist watch, that you could just point in peoples direction at a munch, that would beep or something so that you know whether or not they are interested in playing with us. The internal 'will they wont they' debate that goes on inside my head at times like that, screws me up so much that we never actually get around to asking anyone. confused

26 Aug 2004

If I could invent any one thing, It would have to be a machine that lights up in red when a girl is not interested and in green when they are.. (think of the time it would save) blast

AS for de-inventing.. I can't believe none of the guys have come up with this.. I would have to de-invent the bra.. and offer a personal.. "Support" Service to those ladies that require it!..
hump

:grin:
Sean

26 Aug 2004

They say that:.. Curiosity is the mother of invention:!:
My mums very curious(nosey) and she has never invented anything :shock: biggrin

26 Aug 2004

I'd invent a holodeck, like on star trek..... lol

:lol: :lol: Then I could program any sexual experience I want, whenever I want, it could be as kinky as anything and nothing would be illegal and no-one would get hurt :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
There - what an idea for all those bitching about the state of dogging at the mo - HOLOGRAPHIC DOGGING!!!!! There's the answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool

8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
Satin says he would invent two female holograms who would perform lesbian acts for him whenever he wants rolleyes

Have to say, I hate Barney too............. but has anyone see Dora the Explorer......? What a crap show that is! confused

26 Aug 2004

I'd invent the teleport machine....
So I could pop up to see all you kinky sexy people in the north without spending hours on the M6 and Â£Â£Â£Â£Â£Â£Â£Â£Â£s on petrol
Beam me up Scotty !!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted:

26 Aug 2004

I would de-invent the EGG.
Why confused

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Because all the egg timers I have used, I always end up with hard bolied eggs. mad

26 Aug 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
They say that:.. Curiosity is the mother of invention:!:

Nope, necessity is the mother of invention lol. Curiosity killed the cat!
Too tired to think of anything I want to invent or get rid of, I'll get back to you on this one smile

26 Aug 2004

Mother killed the Cat with an Invention of Curiosity??? wink

Dx

26 Aug 2004

Hey I was close
Got the wrong words in the wrong order redface

26 Aug 2004

I think Blue has definately come up with the perfect invention,oh the fun you could have.
One to get rid of,the telephone,coz i hate it,i hate talking on it and it always rings when were just getting down to some fun. :shock:

26 Aug 2004

I would like to invent a detector that can easily locate the 'thin red, easy to open, tear off strip' around packaging on biscuits, C.D's etc.

26 Aug 2004

I would also like to see a Star Trek invention (hey a lot of them now exist) For me it would be the replicator, with that you throw the world hunger problem out the window, one replicator and we can sort out all sorts of problems around the world. From medicines to food and water...
As to de-invent... much harder question. At the end of the day it not what we have discovered, it is how we have used it that has made it bad. Even the nuclear bomb... So de-invent I am not sure. Have to come back to you on that.