Inventive Ideas

10 Nov 2006

Well, it's been fun reading some of the things you would de-invent..................but what would you invent, if it was in any way feasible?
Mine's easy.
I'd invent a gizmo that would be compulsorily fitted to ALL vehicles, that would render mobiles inoperable as long as the vehicle was in motion.
True story. Nipping down to London on the bike a couple of weeks ago we joined the motorway for the last few miles in. Nice posh Merc ahead of us, doing at least 70, and I could see that the drivers head kept dipping. Pulled alongside to overtake, and he was texting on his mobile! He was so engrossed in what he was doing that he didn't realise that we were alongside him for several seconds. If the vehicle in front had braked suddenly he'd never have seen it. He just smirked when I gave him the time-honoured 'wanker' hand gesture.
I wish I could say that it was an isolated incident, but we see dozens of people using their mobiles every time we go out. It makes me furious! mad

:x :x

10 Nov 2006

Teleporter, would make travelling so much easier, specially to meets as most of my favourite ladies are miles away :cry:

10 Nov 2006

Lissa, the technology does exist for disabling Mobiles, but at the moment it's impractical as it's still to bulky to fit to cars and secondly at the moment it would also interfer with other types of technology.....:shock:
I would invent a better way of communicating to others.....perhaps finally getting holographic devices so that we can actually see the person you are talking to (okay, I watch FAR too much sci-fi....:shock: )

10 Nov 2006

Quote by Dlep
Lissa, the technology does exist for disabling Mobiles, but at the moment it's impractical as it's still to bulky to fit to cars and secondly at the moment it would also interfer with other types of technology.....:shock:
I would invent a better way of communicating to others.....perhaps finally getting holographic devices so that we can actually see the person you are talking to (okay, I watch FAR too much sci-fi....:shock: )

Yeh like them little thingy bobs they use in star wars.
louise xx
Maybe i watch them too much to.

10 Nov 2006

I'd like a sonic screwdriver, to sort all my problems out confused

10 Nov 2006

can someone invent a "time-delay" toaster please... smile

gives you time to butter each slice before the blighters go cold on you.......
sean xxxxxxxx

10 Nov 2006

Quote by fabio grooverider
can someone invent a "time-delay" toaster please...
gives you time to butter each slice before the blighters go cold on you.......
sean xxxxxxxx

nah i like to leave my toast to cool down before i butter it!

10 Nov 2006

I like Meaty's teleporter idea though I'd do it in reverse and bring all the lovely ladies ( and guys ) to me instead....all at the same time :rascal:
An electric shock button on my remote so everytime that annoying Nikki comes on tv, I can just zap the little bitch :twisted:
A tv that when you shout 'Shut the fuck up!' to the politicians, they do!
The housework fairy :shock:
I'd like to clone George Clooney wink

10 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I like Meaty's teleporter idea though I'd do it in reverse and bring all the lovely ladies ( and guys ) to me instead....all at the same time :rascal:

Sounds like a good idea.... wink

10 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I like Meaty's teleporter idea though I'd do it in reverse and bring all the lovely ladies ( and guys ) to me instead....all at the same time :rascal:
An electric shock button on my remote so everytime that annoying Nikki comes on tv, I can just zap the little bitch :twisted:
A tv that when you shout 'Shut the fuck up!' to the politicians, they do!
The housework fairy :shock:
I'd like to clone George Clooney

I can be your housework fairy if you like but only if you wear that uniform of yours. :rascal:
louise xx

10 Nov 2006

Ooooooooo......Dlep as my first transporter 'victim' and Louise as my housework fairy ( maid's outfit compulsory ) :bounce:
I've died and gone to heaven :twisted: