Ironing made easy

27 Aug 2005

Quote by Kitty
and.....it's no good trying to whisper by IM that you haven't really picked up an iron in 3 1/2 years.....nope, I have the proof here!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Errr.........................................
Ah!
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27 Aug 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
if they do have a few creases in them............they soon come out after a good shagging on them!

What a novel way to get rid of creases.. I got loads of washing needs de-creasing if you care to pop round debs :D :D :D

27 Aug 2005

Ironing boards.....I think I need to go on a diet, I have to iron my shirts on a wok!!!
Mr CCR

27 Aug 2005

Quote by wolvie_dude
if they do have a few creases in them............they soon come out after a good shagging on them!

What a novel way to get rid of creases.. I got loads of washing needs de-creasing if you care to pop round debs :D :D :D
I decrease you in a min :D :twisted: :twisted:
And why are you not on me msnm HUH!!! wink

27 Aug 2005

PERFECT REMEDY - GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO THE IRONING FOR YOU biggrin

My sister regularly offers to do mine for me (sucker) She seems to like ironing rolleyes

and who am I to say "no"???
If I do do it myself, yes, I iron t. towels, towels, sheets etc, but not socks or underwear, daughter does those lol

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28 Aug 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Tried ironing my birthday suit, unfortunately the iron just wont get hot enough to get the creases out :lol: :lol:

You have to wet yourself first kaz! rolleyes

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:doh: how could I forget protein is good for creases blink

take it thats the kind of wet you were on about wink

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28 Aug 2005

Quote by debz4u
Iv cracked the ironing lark found a shop that irons 30 items for a tenner.
Way hay more time to play

It's not called your local newspaper printing press is it per chance? biggrin

28 Aug 2005

I have a woman that "does" for me .... my laundry that is lol

Matt

28 Aug 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
after seeing how eagerslut puts on a duvet cover nothing surprizes me about this young man
hey eager ive got a pile you can do
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:huh: I'm NOT doing ironing any more Voddy! wink

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Yes kaz, got it in one! :lol: :lol:
innocent

28 Aug 2005

Quote by icklesausage
PERFECT REMEDY - GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO THE IRONING FOR YOU
My sister regularly offers to do mine for me (sucker) She seems to like ironing and who am I to say "no"???
If I do do it myself, yes, I iron t. towels, towels, sheets etc, but not socks or underwear, daughter does those
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have to agree, although dont have relatives that generous and i hate ironing, if i ever win the lottery i will go bankrupt through paying for ironing services.c :lol: :lol:
If you win the lottery, give me a call, I won't charge much, just board and lodgings with the occasional shag and bj, damn I'll do anyones ironing for a shag or bj, lol
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29 Aug 2005

Quote by clair

Have "friends" in the forces or ex-forces as they tend to be quite good at ironing

Yes but if you ever do thier ironing for them, they moan like hell that the creases in the shirt sleeves are in the wrong places :shock: lol

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And then sit in a local pub and moan to others off this site about it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and when asked what they had just said, repeated it!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

29 Aug 2005

i agree with the "tumble dryer brigade",
i have not ironed anything for about 6 months.. and only then it was because the fuse in my dryer had blown!!!!!!!!!! lol

anyway.. the tousled look is in fashion! lol

29 Aug 2005

Quote by clair

Have "friends" in the forces or ex-forces as they tend to be quite good at ironing

*shudders*

Remembers when ES did the washing.......
I had some raised eyebrows in the station when I started my shift in a pink shirt!!!! rolleyes

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29 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
surely nobody really irons sheets? that as bad as ironing socks, nightwear and undies

Should I not Iron my underwear then NN? Perhaps that's where I've been going wrong. I often wondered what that funny line was!!!!!!!
John
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30 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah

Have "friends" in the forces or ex-forces as they tend to be quite good at ironing

Yes but if you ever do their ironing for them, they moan like hell that the creases in the shirt sleeves are in the wrong places :shock: lol

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But there shouldn't beany creases in shirt sleeves. Or across the back from the armpit seams. Or running in a perfect line from the shirt pocket button to the second belt loop of your trousers. Or two creases running from crease between the armpit seam, vertically down, divided the back of the shirt into equal thirds.
STOP IT ! ! ! ! !
The only thing worse than creases in shirt sleeves is double creasesin shirt sleeves.
Ironing boards ?? Best thing I've ever ironed on has been a 4' sq Formica topped table, covered with a blanket. (remember them - blankets?)
Confession
While I was with MkII - an archetypal Northern "housewife" she would sulk if I tried to do anything for myself. Knock up a bacon sandwich, washing, you know the sort of stuff. Well after about 7 or 8 six years, I'd sort of settled in to being "looked after" One day when she was busy chatting to friends, I had decided to run the iron over a shirt so as not to distract her from the crucial task of discussing the latest hair colouring and tinting techniques for ladies.
Cue the redface

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I had to stick my head round the kitchen door and ask her, much to the amusement anddisgust of her friends
"Where do you keep the iron?"
And don't evenstart me on MkI :shock: Houseproud ??????? :shock: :scared: bolt

In contrast - I'm not sure I ever saw MkIII with an iron in her hand in the 5 or 6 years we were together ! ! She used the "tumble dryer" method.
Now that I'm on my own - I even have a washing line outside :shock: and am back to "doing" for myself. Including my ironing :thumbup: :wink:
*db; waiting for the weekend's dirty clothes to finish washing, it out to dry; then press it just the way I like it.

30 Aug 2005

To those of you who enjoy ironing....... best of luck.....
To those who don't........ lol..... life is too short..... get it done for you if possible....
equi-princess xxx

30 Aug 2005

Quote by BrummyMatt
I have a woman that "does" for me .... my laundry that is
Matt

Same here.... biggrin

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30 Aug 2005

carefully does it with thongs and posing pouches !!!!