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LOTS of thought provoking advice from all angles.
I suppose that that can only a good thing. I am glad people saw the humour in my post about putting pics of willys up on sites. however, perhaps i jumped the gun a little by thinking I was a fully accepted member of the forum.
Must slow down, must relax. sorry folks.
Still, believe it or not, the replies I have had are certainly food for thought and it crossed my mind that I am invading the world of swinging,albeit online. However, I also get the impression that my honesty has been recognised.
My wife has actually seen me on the forum and says that I am a dirty sod, but she likes that. (youll have to take my word for it).
The sex life is still zero and probably will always be like pleeaase.
She even said that she would rather pay someone to have sex with me rather than do it herself.
I was freaked out. although I do resmble gollum after a night out on the p**s. I think that was out of order.
On a serious note, Its been good to talk with people who arent prudish to talk about sex.
Hope that there is more.
Cheers ears.
Bell................xx
Hello Bell!
I don't think we've met before so... hello! I thought you might like to be reassured that you are a fully accepted, paid up and card carrying member of the forum. Posts like yours not only give you the chance to get something off your chest, but give the rest of us another point of view and the opportunity to discuss issues.
Therefore, Welcome! Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
She even said that she would rather pay someone to have sex with me rather than do it herself.
I was freaked out. although I do resmble gollum after a night out on the p**s. I think that was out of , but did you pause long enough to hear her say "because you are an absolute sex god and I just cannot take any more of this mind blowing pleasure. "
Boys, rolleyes always jumping to conclusions! rolleyes
lhk
Kat
Kitkat, if she ever said that, it would be a miracle. Not because I am a sex god (well I was once, honest) but just to hear her say "how about an early night" and not read a book would be great. Havent had sex since that was the first time for two months. HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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perhaps i jumped the gun a little by thinking I was a fully accepted member of the forum.

Your first post was enough to cover your membership for the next few years. Honesty is probably the most valuable thing you can have here. Every post gets you more and more respect.
It sounds like your wife approves, so I will wish you the best of luck! Not pushy, honest, writes well... what more qualification does a man need?
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Havent had sex since that was the first time for two months

That's actually once more than I've had in the same period. But you're not a single man who goes straight home from work every night.