Is anyone actually genuine?

24 Aug 2004

Quote by davej
I dont think you do Judy
If its caribbean its bound to invole Pineapples
come to think of it, maybee thats what Davej is looking for :shock:

davej reminds himself never to ask for cream to go with his Pineapple rings in the future.
Is Pineapple - ring - cream - the key to this secret?
Rachel
wink

24 Aug 2004

Quote by JudyTV
I'm sure your a latent lesbian or a trainee Tranny in waiting. Do you feel a need to do another personal reassessment hunni.

well clearly i have always been a lesbian! not sure on the rest? dunno

nice outfit though!: :P
neil x x x ;-)

24 Aug 2004

Back on topic....
Bless
He has pictures
Sorry. Having a Graham Norton moment. :P redface

24 Aug 2004

easy!
that was naughty! smackbottom

i will try not to rotflmao

neil x x x x ;-)

24 Aug 2004

*hangs head in shame*
:giggle:

24 Aug 2004

Quote by easy
Sorry. Having a Graham Norton moment.

So you're volunteering for the carribeaning too then! lol

hehehehe, or maybe a bit of doggy phone? rolleyes

:lol: :twisted:

24 Aug 2004

Quote by fem_manc-cpl
Sorry. Having a Graham Norton moment.

So you're volunteering for the carribeaning too then! lol

hehehehe, or maybe a bit of doggy phone? rolleyes

:lol: :twisted:
Nope. Anything that involves large black men, rings and cream definately isn't "up" my street. :scared: bolt

But if you're offering a bit of hetro doggy "over the phone" hey, I'm.......easy :roll: :lol:

24 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
easy!
that was naughty! i will try not to
neil x x x x ;-)

Neil spanking easy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: now theres a thought :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

24 Aug 2004

Quote by easy
Nope. Anything that involves large black men, rings and cream definately isn't "up" my street. :scared:

Well, I'm sure someone on here could lend me a strap on to simulate this! :twisted: Doesn't necessarily have to be a man easy! :twisted: lol

:grin:

24 Aug 2004

Quote by Easy
Anything that involves large black men, rings and cream definately isn't "up" my street.

wot about ya back alley then????
OMFG i didn't really just say that did i??? :doh: FFS! bolt

easy that is not what i meant. i was just curious. nooooo not that kinda curios either! jesus i'll stop now eh??? :bolt:
neil :P
i am possibly finding myself rather too funny the last few days . . . . you know it's all bollox right . . . not that i care or owt! rotflmao

at the lot of yas lately!!!! ;-)

24 Aug 2004

Neil, shut up rolleyes

Dawn :silly:

24 Aug 2004

thanks dawn!
<<<< crawls into a huge black hole and hides for a bit . . . . .>>>
n x x x ;-)

24 Aug 2004

:giggle: wonna hide in my cleavage? :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

24 Aug 2004

Steve shouts at neil from Dawns cleavage....
"If your joining me in here keep to your own side will ya....Have found a comfy spot and I aint movin'"

24 Aug 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
:giggle: wonna hide in my cleavage? :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

erm . . . . .
<<<< comes outta hiding in black holes ((( i know i know i apologise profusely!!! ))) and hides in a rather more comfy place for a bit instead!!! >>>
n x x x ;-)

24 Aug 2004

Quote by steve-shireen
Steve shouts at neil from Dawns cleavage....
"If your joining me in here keep to your own side will ya....Have found a comfy spot and I aint movin'"

<<<< chokes ........ >>>>
i just spilt summat on my keyboard!!!
nooooooooo i meant lager FFS!
jesus steve! shireen ain't in 'ere too is she???? bear with me while i go for a rummage!
n x x x :P

24 Aug 2004

Quote by fem_manc-cpl

Nope. Anything that involves large black men, rings and cream definately isn't "up" my street. :scared:

Well, I'm sure someone on here could lend me a strap on to simulate this! :twisted: Doesn't necessarily have to be a man easy! :twisted: lol

:grin:

:shock: :bolt:

Quote by neilinleeds
Anything that involves large black men, rings and cream definately isn't "up" my street.

wot about ya back alley then????
OMFG i didn't really just say that did i??? :doh: FFS! :bolt:
easy that is not what i meant. i was just curious. nooooo not that kinda curios either! jesus i'll stop now eh??? :bolt:
neil :P
i am possibly finding myself rather too funny the last few days . . . . you know it's all bollox right . . . not that i care or owt!

at the lot of yas lately!!!! ;-)
I really do think you should have a chat with Judy dear boy and sort this thing out once and for all. :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(don't worry mate it's all taken as it's sent. :rotflmao: Nothing wrong with bollox)

24 Aug 2004

phew easy. so we still respect each other then . . . :lol2: :P
OMG sooooo many posts all in a row! i'm soooooo gonna get me ass slapped, but i just saw this . . . .

Quote by fem_manc_cpl
Well, I'm sure someone on here could lend me a strap on to simulate this! Doesn't necessarily have to be a man easy!

hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!
<<< ponders for a bit . . . . . >>>

i'm thinking the man thing is a good idea? not altogether sure bout the strap on? is it a little one????
<<< so little time . . . so many to tart with . . . >>>
oh . . . and easy . . . you don't mind if i borrow ya badge again for a bit??? eh???? :rotflmao:
n x x x :P

24 Aug 2004

Quote by Skiptonman
Are any of the photo ads in Yorkshire and Lancashire from genuine people?

Yes, but they are very choosy, and suspicious of anybody new, ( better the devil you know etc. ) takes a lot of courage to get involved sexually with a stranger, most women will keep you at arms length until she feels comfortable in your company. As Sinatra Sang..".Lets Take It Nice And Easy".

24 Aug 2004

Quote by O. K.
Are any of the photo ads in Yorkshire and Lancashire from genuine people?

Yes, but they are very choosy, and suspicious of anybody new, ( better the devil you know etc. ) takes a lot of courage to get involved sexually with a stranger, most women will keep you at arms length until she feels comfortable in your company. As Sinatra Sang..".Lets Take It Nice And Easy".
Guess you've never been dogging, or to a swinging club or party then.
A lot of us just strip off, lie back and take what's coming.
Some people never even ask each others names.
Some people never even speak.
Some people never even look behind them to see who the other person is.
Rachel
wink

24 Aug 2004

Quote by Skiptonman
Are any of the photo ads in Yorkshire and Lancashire from genuine people?

Not that we could really give this kind of post a serious reply, but what is the alternative he's thinking of?
That people took pics of themselves and then placed ads who didn't actually want to meet up with other people? That would be taking time wasting to a whole new level wouldn't it?
I mean replying to an ad with no intention is one thing, but placing an ad with no intention is just ridiculous.
But I suppose someone doing replies and getting no offers has to do something to convince himself that them just not fancying and being interested in him isn't the problem.
And that was my attempt to get the thread back on track.
Rachel
wink

24 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
i'm thinking the man thing is a good idea? not altogether sure bout the strap on? is it a little one????
<<< so little time . . . so many to tart with . . . >>>

depends what is on offer for the borrowing neil!
It's like the old thread of man with reasonable sized manhood or a woman with a huge strapon?
If you decide, do let me know!

Quote by chick0074
And that was my attempt to get the thread back on track.

I am genuine and so is my boyfreind. Like Judy though we must have been to the munches and meets alone as it seems everyone else is a fake. wink

24 Aug 2004

Quote by Rachel
That people took pics of themselves and then placed ads who didn't actually want to meet up with other people? That would be taking time wasting to a whole new level wouldn't it?
I mean replying to an ad with no intention is one thing, but placing an ad with no intention is just ridiculous.
But I suppose someone doing replies and getting no offers has to do something to convince himself that them just not fancying and being interested in him isn't the problem.

ah yes that old chestnut . . . you mean the guy who thinks to himself "i really wanna give this a go, but now it comes down to it i need to change me brown trousers" . . . . seems vaguely familiar . . . i can't think where i might have seen it before though . . . . rotflmao

neil x x x x x ;-)

24 Aug 2004

Quote by chick0074
But I suppose someone doing replies and getting no offers has to do something to convince himself that them just not fancying and being interested in him isn't the problem.

Yup.
I blame Hollywood for the whole "you can achieve ANYTHING if you want it bad enough" mentality.

24 Aug 2004

I've decided I'm going to exist so watch out!

24 Aug 2004

Quote by westerross
I've decided I'm going to exist so watch out!

OMG, Nooooooooooo!
........runs for cover........

24 Aug 2004

Quote by Alexandra
I've decided I'm going to exist so watch out! :bounce: ;-)

OMG, Nooooooooooo!
........runs for cover........
<<< joins Alex under the covers for a bit . . . . . >>>
now Alex which bit you want first????
sorry !!! still in tarting mode . . . . .
n x x x :P

24 Aug 2004

I think therefore I am............well, I think I am. Am I?? :shock:
Steve

24 Aug 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
I think therefore I am............well, I think I am. Am I?? :shock:
Steve

Well I thoought you were last Saturday biggrin

Venusxxx

25 Aug 2004

Now stop taking the piss guys!! (Sarge sneaks easy's link back in)
Bless
Not only does he have pictures :shock: - but he's 5ft 11 and 9st 10 !!! :eeek: :eeek:
FFS!!! It's Mr Bean !!!