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neilinleeds
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Now stop taking the piss guys!! (Sarge sneaks easy's link back in)
Bless
Not only does he have pictures :shock: - but he's 5ft 11 and 9st 10 !!! :eeek: :eeek:
FFS!!! It's Mr Bean !!!

and exactly what's wrong with being 5'10" and under 10 stone??? eh??? now you're taking the piss ain'tcha??? eh?? :fuckinghell: :sparring: duel
neil x x x x ;-)
Unknown User
Quote by neilinleeds
Now stop taking the piss guys!! (Sarge sneaks easy's link back in)
Bless
Not only does he have pictures :shock: - but he's 5ft 11 and 9st 10 !!! :eeek: :eeek:
FFS!!! It's Mr Bean !!!

and exactly what's wrong with being 5'10" and under 10 stone??? eh??? now you're taking the piss ain'tcha??? eh?? :fuckinghell: :sparring: duel
neil x x x x ;-)
Hmmm Sarge that would apply to Steve too,i know he's skinny enough to not exist sometimes,but he did chat to you at the munch,or were you talking to yourself and i went home drunk by myself,thats if you and me really exist,now im confused!! confused
RSAB2
Sex God
Well I'm mortified, It was all a dream and this reoccuring nightmare where I sit at my computer and have a laugh writing posts to others is really beginning to worry me...
Perhaps I need to seek help?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Hmmm Sarge that would apply to Steve too,i know he's skinny enough to not exist sometimes,but he did chat to you at the munch,or were you talking to yourself and i went home drunk by myself,thats if you and me really exist,now im confused!! confused

Ah, but Steve doesn't ask stupid questions (Well, not too often, anyway!) lol :lol: :lol:
So what Munch was this then?? :shock: :? :? :?
Morbius
Orgasminator
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Now stop taking the piss guys!! (Sarge sneaks easy's link back in)
Bless
Not only does he have pictures :shock: - but he's 5ft 11 and 9st 10 !!! :eeek: :eeek:
FFS!!! It's Mr Bean !!!

and exactly what's wrong with being 5'10" and under 10 stone??? eh??? now you're taking the piss ain'tcha??? eh?? :fuckinghell: :sparring: duel
neil x x x x ;-)
Hmmm Sarge that would apply to Steve too,i know he's skinny enough to not exist sometimes,but he did chat to you at the munch,or were you talking to yourself and i went home drunk by myself,thats if you and me really exist,now im confused!! confused
Sorry hun, I went snogging at the munch that I didn't actually go to, and I clearly remember NOT getting a snog from you!! SO only conclusion is you don't exist.
Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ah, but Steve doesn't ask stupid questions (Well, not too often, anyway!) lol :lol: :lol:
:shock: confused :? :?

Huh,show how well you dont know him then :lol: :lol:
Quote by MorbiusUk
Sorry hun, I went snogging at the munch that I didn't actually go to, and I clearly remember NOT getting a snog from you!! SO only conclusion is you don't exist.

Hmmm if you had wanted a snog from me even as i dont exist the best thing to do is ask,or just do it,but as you say im not even really here right now,so you'd have been snogging fresh air!!! :crazy:
Morbius
Orgasminator
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Hmmm if you had wanted a snog from me even as i dont exist the best thing to do is ask,or just do it,but as you say im not even really here right now,so you'd have been snogging fresh air!!! :crazy:

OK next time i don't meet you i wont ask ;)
Unknown User
I only didn't have 4 snogs at the munch I didn't attend with the non existent people.
(isn't it sad that I can remember the number of non snogs - I was too busy not chatting to no-one)
In fact i have just not realised another thing. I only had a non snog with one mod who didn't attend. There were at least 3 other mods who weren't there who I wouldn't have snogged.
Morbius
Orgasminator
Quote by Alexandra
I only didn't have 4 snogs at the munch I didn't attend with the non existent people.
(isn't it sad that I can remember the number of non snogs - I was too busy not chatting to no-one)

Thats more non-snogs than i didn't get....
It was that bad that i've started a black book of people i'm going to not snog at the next munch i don't go to rolleyes
warwick
Sex God
I definately went to the munch that didnt exist and met people that didnt exist
however thats not a problem as I am merely a figment of warwicks imagination and as he doesnt exist then neither can I confused
warwick
Sex God
FFS hes off on one again :shock:
neilinleeds
Sex God
bleedin' 'ell warwicks . . . i spose the other fecking warwicks gonna turn up at some point then eh???
FFS! that's my line!!! gggrrrrrr
neil ;-)
chick0074
Orgasminator
Well this isn't bad for a thread hijack is it?
And we haven't heard back from the original poster.
Guess Skipton manned has "skipped on" to somewhere else?
Rachel
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niceguysdoexist
Sex God
Quote by chick0074
Well this isn't bad for a thread hijack is it?
And we haven't heard back from the original poster.
Guess Skipton manned has "skipped on" to somewhere else?
Rachel
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Rachel you don't think.................................he wasn't genuine do you ? :shock:
Unknown User
I don't think we have hijacked it at all - he asked if there were any genuine people here - IMHO is's managed to keep on topic.
Maybe a completely different interpretation of the topic than intended - but on topic all the same! biggrin
marmalaid
Sex God
I agree Alex, amazing self control of us, don't you think? I also think Skipton man has showed amazing self control by only posting 12 times in the month since he joined...
chick0074
Orgasminator
Perhaps he's busy shagging all the many people who have replied to his posts and from the ads.
Oh hang on, they weren't genuine were they.
never mind
Rachel
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