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Is good grammar dead and buried?

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Quote by Kiss_Me
I am dyslexic (amongst other things!) and I’ve always worked really hard to make up for it. I do make grammatical mistakes – everyone does! But there is a big difference between typing:
Loved you’re profile…… i am looking for personaltiy aswell as looks….. please mesage me back thanks
To:
luved ya prof]ile an lookin 4 gud things txt me 4 cam chat 2nitexx
I hope people appreciate that that’s the angle I’m speaking from.

You and your angle are appreciated.
I have been told that I am dyslexic, but I think I just can not spell and have a weird outlook on life. No this does not mean I think dyslexia is not real, and I feel for those who have it. It is just that I do not think I fit the definition.
My spelling is terrible (although I do spot spelling mistakes in Fektart’s posts and make him edit them frequently), my knowledge of grammar and correct use of punctuation verging on non-existent but I think I can still throw together a coherent sentence from time to time. Whether it makes any sense or not is an entirely different matter. I'm far too fond of lazy typing and the overuse of ... which generally means I'm pausing for a think rather than missing bits of text out.
Basically if it makes sense and isn't written it text speak, which is in my opinion just pure laziness, then I'll read it. I have to say, on the whole, I do think people take a little more care and attention with their profiles and adverts than in their forum posts and chatroom messages. I know if I have something long and important to say (please note the deliberate absence of the word interesting) then I'll type it in Word and throw it through a spelling and grammar check first. Just off to do that with this before I click the submit button.
Quote by celestria
I'm far too fond of lazy typing and the overuse of ... which generally means I'm pausing for a think rather than missing bits of text out.

Celestria ... I'm quite keen on a bit of ... ing myself ...
Well i think one of the most obvious places to see the real and true use of English is in the chatrooms.... a place with no room for spell checkers/grammar checkers etc etc.. in a place where you have to rely on your own intellect and ability to string a sentence together...
and in answer to the question .. B.. i much prefer people who have come up with something new and original to say insteaad of saying something sarcastic to 1) decrease boredom 2) increase post count
Quote by HornyBunny
2) increase post count

Oh, like asking loads of inane questions in lots of separate threads?
Quote by Freckledbird
2) increase post count

Oh, like asking loads of inane questions in lots of separate threads?
What.. like yours on "snowballing"
I was actually responding to Medic 1 from another thread :P
I am usually pretty strict about grammar and spelling but in the chat room it's a choice, spell it right or keep up.
My main problem with my own typing is this small keyboard.
I keep typing ; instead of '. So I get statements like : I;m going now.
I hate that. But I've given up going back to change it and I've tried to change my hand position to compensate but it doesn't help.
(I had to correct 3 of them in this post alone!!!)
In pms though - I don't appreciate lazy writing - either short, copied or txt-speak statements - I'm worth more than that, we all are.
End of rant - resume your positions. :jagsatwork:
Quote by HornyBunny
2) increase post count

Oh, like asking loads of inane questions in lots of separate threads?
What.. like yours on "snowballing"
I was actually responding to Medic 1 from another thread :P
I started one thread - not lots.
Quote by Freckledbird
2) increase post count

Oh, like asking loads of inane questions in lots of separate threads?
What.. like yours on "snowballing"
I was actually responding to Medic 1 from another thread :P
I started one thread - not lots.
I started quite a few when I first joined... but after about the 20th tumbleweed scenario I kinda learnt... redface
Quote by Kiss_Me
2) increase post count

Oh, like asking loads of inane questions in lots of separate threads?
What.. like yours on "snowballing"
I was actually responding to Medic 1 from another thread :P
I started one thread - not lots.
I started quite a few when I first joined... but after about the 20th tumbleweed scenario I kinda learnt... redface
So...............
Watery or icing confused: :?:
What.. the reception new people get
*bum bum*
Quote by Steve_Mids
2) increase post count

Oh, like asking loads of inane questions in lots of separate threads?
What.. like yours on "snowballing"
I was actually responding to Medic 1 from another thread :P
I started one thread - not lots.
I started quite a few when I first joined... but after about the 20th tumbleweed scenario I kinda learnt... redface
So...............
Watery or icing confused: :?:

I don't understand the question.... surprisedops:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/82205.html rolleyes
back to the grammer, do you use ladies hairdresser or ladies' hairdresser and what about doctors or doctors' it is after all the surgery belonging to the doctor but when you go to doctors you are going to place wher ethe doctors are??? this one got me a bit confused...
Quote by osker99
back to the grammer, do you use ladies hairdresser or ladies' hairdresser and what about doctors or doctors' it is after all the surgery belonging to the doctor but when you go to doctors you are going to place wher ethe doctors are??? this one got me a bit confused...

Dead easy... I'm going to get my hair cut and then I'm going to see my GP that way I don't have to worry about the correct use of the apostrophe lol
Quote by lavabubble
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/82205.html rolleyes

Now I understand the question... :shock:
But I still don't understand why it applies to me? :roll:
My grammer is dead and buried, about 8 years ago sad
Quote by Happy Cats
My grammer is dead and buried, about 8 years ago sad

Bad boy! smackbottom
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