What's that all about???
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Is it a woman thing???
You're right Sarge. It is a woman thing. (Can't manage all that clever editing and such)
Btw. You remind me of TWO people I used to know. (Although; one was actually a Sarn't major
Subletern(sp?) to WOII "Sarn't Major. Would you say this river has a sandy bottom?"
WOII (in best Ain't half hot ma'am voice) "Very well sa. This river 'as a sandy bottom"
You really are priceless (That's a good thing)
Btw. You remind me of TWO people I used to know. (Although; one was actually a Sarn't major
Subletern(sp?) to WOII "Sarn't Major. Would you say this river has a sandy bottom?"
WOII (in best Ain't half hot ma'am voice) "Very well sa. This river 'as a sandy bottom"
You really are priceless (That's a good thing)
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Last night when it was pouring with rain, I found Mrs Bilko out in the garden, with her brolly up, watering the plants!!!
What's that all about???
If someone is gonna stand there and yank out their eyebrows, just so they can paint them on again why does this act surprise you .
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Last night when it was pouring with rain, I found Mrs Bilko out in the garden, with her brolly up, watering the plants!!!
What's that all about???
Sarge, it seems possible that the additional blood you've had rushing to your brain, has made you consider women's actions and attempt to analayse them.
This is a bad idea as it will confuse the hell out of you :twisted: :twisted: and drive you to the depths of dementia. :crazy:
But as you're nearly there anyway, give it a go
don't forget to post your results up though!
Jas
XXX
Sex God
Quote by jas
Sarge, it seems possible that the additional blood you've had rushing to your brain, has made you consider women's actions and attempt to analayse them.
This is a bad idea as it will confuse the hell out of you and drive you to the depths of dementia.
ah yes, the intricacies of the female mind. a great mystery to man! end up as mad as they are if you even try going down the understanding route. best not ask questions and just go with the flow in my experience! ;-)
neil x x x x x x
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
How do you think us women feel trying to work you blokes out,complicated creatures you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clare,xxx
HA!! ...... d'ya hear that mrs davej, :thrilled: so now you can stop calling me simple, cos I am now complicated... :smug:
Sex God
ah well clare it's no wonder is it? we've had soooo many roles foisted on us!
do we go the "all women love a bastard" hard as nails route, or take the new-man sensitivity road. subtlely seductive or blatantly sexual. grooming tips from gay men or concede we're never gonna get stylish right? ain't easy bein a bloke ya know! think women are confused FFS! ;-)
neil x x x x x x
do we go the "all women love a bastard" hard as nails route, or take the new-man sensitivity road. subtlely seductive or blatantly sexual. grooming tips from gay men or concede we're never gonna get stylish right? ain't easy bein a bloke ya know! think women are confused FFS! ;-)
neil x x x x x x
Quote by neilinleeds
ah well clare it's no wonder is it? we've had soooo many roles foisted on us!
do we go the "all women love a bastard" hard as nails route, or take the new-man sensitivity road. subtlely seductive or blatantly sexual. grooming tips from gay men or concede we're never gonna get stylish right? ain't easy bein a bloke ya know! think women are confused FFS! ;-)
neil x x x x x x
To be totally honest neil i think were all confused,as for what women want,everything all the time,does that help????????????
Clare,xxx
Sex God
Quote by sexy Clare sort ya website out please
women want,everything all the time,does that help????????????
well i didn't reach me mid thirties without learning at least that much, but nice to hear it confirmed by one of the female persuasion!
i've given up even trying to understand you all. give ya what i've got and like it or lump it! :lol2: actually seems to work rather better than all that "what would the kinda bloke they're after say about now!" can be bloody hard work at times, but at least we're no easier for you lot! ;-)neil x x x x x x
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Last night when it was pouring with rain, I found Mrs Bilko out in the garden, with her brolly up, watering the plants!!!
What's that all about???
*Sigh*....... Sarge dear........
Don't you know that even though it's raining the moisture may not reach the roots as the rain may drain away too quickly for the roots to get their required amount of moisture.....
Wanders off muttering... I don't know... men....
Shireen
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Sex God
Quote by shireen-steve
Last night when it was pouring with rain, I found Mrs Bilko out in the garden, with her brolly up, watering the plants!!!
What's that all about???
*Sigh*....... Sarge dear........
Don't you know that even though it's raining the moisture may not reach the roots as the rain may drain away too quickly for the roots to get their required amount of moisture.....
Wanders off muttering... I don't know... men....
Shireen
xxx
See Sarge? You were right. It is a woman thing!
Will
PS For the record, Sappho would like it to be known that she does not water her plants in the rain
