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I was running late for a Dr's appoinment this afternoon. Im just out of the bath an readin the forum whilst Im getting ready..giggling at some posts and distracted by Dawnies non-flirting... lol :lol: :lol:
I sprayed some deodorant under each arm and put a top on. Replied to another post.
You know that feeling when somethngs not right dont you? Yeah.. I looked at the can and its hairspray confused :? :?
Least it gave my son a laugh.. then he said, your getting old Mum, If I hadnt have been in such a hurry I would have.. :kick: well hes too old for a smackbottom
So do we do daft things because of our age?
xanaisx
redface
I've done this too ... it's nothing to do with age in my case .... just me being ditzy!
Cx
Quote by mikensusi2020
Must admit..i've never done it. Probably due to not using hairspray. lol

Well, you don't need hairspray do you :lol:
Anais, it's not an age thing at all. wink
lol Anais, in some cultures some women keep their armpit hair natural and long ... so then the hairspray would have served it's purpose! :silly:
brushing teeth with immac! :shock:
though I was a youngster at the time.... & mother-dearest should really have put all her nastiness away in the lockable cupboard!
lp
Hi Bev.
Deleted it. Thought most poeple wouldnt realise the 'kojak' look.
Are you ok xx
Yeah I'm fine thanks - I added that comment because I realised most wouldn't understand! lol
Thx for looking after me...:kiss
I've not done that, but have put the salt and pepper in the fridge and the butter in the cupboard! lol
Quote by anais
I was running late for a Dr's appoinment this afternoon. Im just out of the bath an readin the forum whilst Im getting ready..giggling at some posts and distracted by Dawnies non-flirting... lol :lol: :lol:
I sprayed some deodorant under each arm and put a top on. Replied to another post.
You know that feeling when somethngs not right dont you? Yeah.. I looked at the can and its hair spray confused :? :?
Least it gave my son a laugh.. then he said, your getting old Mum, If I hadnt have been in such a hurry I would have.. :kick: well hes too old for a smackbottom
So do we do daft things because of our age?
xanaisx

Don't worry about the age thing. It has nothing to do with this..........................
...........It's because you are a woman :lol: :lol: :lol: biggrin :D :D :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt
Dave_Notts
Quote by Dave__Notts
I was running late for a Dr's appoinment this afternoon. Im just out of the bath an readin the forum whilst Im getting ready..giggling at some posts and distracted by Dawnies non-flirting... lol :lol: :lol:
I sprayed some deodorant under each arm and put a top on. Replied to another post.
You know that feeling when somethngs not right dont you? Yeah.. I looked at the can and its hair spray confused :? :?
Least it gave my son a laugh.. then he said, your getting old Mum, If I hadnt have been in such a hurry I would have.. :kick: well hes too old for a smackbottom
So do we do daft things because of our age?
xanaisx

Don't worry about the age thing. It has nothing to do with this..........................
...........It's because you are a woman :lol: :lol: :lol: biggrin :D :D :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt
Dave_Notts
Run, run as fast as you can ....... :smackbottom:
Poor LP .. he's not a female!
Cx
Quote by Dave__Notts
Don't worry about the age thing. It has nothing to do with this..........................
...........It's because you are a woman lol :lol: :lol: biggrin :D :D :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt
Dave_Notts

:shock: OMG Dave, Alex must have gone home or you wouldn't dare say that! :lol:
How's your leg, by the way? :lol:
I had a tube of lube and a tube of toothpaste next to each other and almost(i stress ALMOST) used the lube..
to do my teeth smile
used nail varnish remover to take eye make up off cos its in the same shape and style bottle as the eye make up remover
sprayed bleach over a black jacket instead of fabreze
Earthy xx
Ok i had to go to the shop for a bag of sugar and then over the road to the chippy for chips
got the bag of sugar and put it in the car then went to the chippy
there were a few befor me so my mind wandered and when my turn cam i said
"a bag of sugar please"
to which the chippy bloke said
"errr we don't do sugar just chips"
God i was so redface
Quote by anais
I was running late for a Dr's appoinment this afternoon. Im just out of the bath an readin the forum whilst Im getting ready..giggling at some posts and distracted by Dawnies non-flirting... lol :lol: :lol:
I sprayed some deodorant under each arm and put a top on. Replied to another post.
You know that feeling when somethngs not right dont you? Yeah.. I looked at the can and its hair spray confused :? :?
Least it gave my son a laugh.. then he said, your getting old Mum, If I hadnt have been in such a hurry I would have.. :kick: well hes too old for a smackbottom
So do we do daft things because of our age?
xanaisx

I can see by your post that it was nothing to do with your age anais, it was all my fault redface
Sorry........ :rose:
p.s. have you got any idea how fLucking hard it is to reply without flirting rolleyes
Quote by goose35
Ok i had to go to the shop for a bag of sugar and then over the road to the chippy for chips
got the bag of sugar and put it in the car then went to the chippy
there were a few befor me so my mind wandered and when my turn cam i said
"a bag of sugar please"
to which the chippy bloke said
"errr we don't do sugar just chips"
God i was so redface

:giggle: :giggle:
i find that so funny probally cuse its the type of thing i do lol
i have to always re read letters i type at work as my mind wanders or i start typing while still texting and write something rude in the leter by mistake.
ive phone people befor eand been on hold so long i forget who ive called by the time they answer lol
xxx fem xxx
Quote by fem_4_taboo
ive phone people befor eand been on hold so long i forget who ive called by the time they answer lol
xxx fem xxx

I do stuff like this all the time..........I don't even need to be put on hold for it to happen...........quite regularly I'll call a pal from my work phone...it starts ringing but then continues to answerphone...by this point I'm just gazing out of the window so when the answer phone kicks in I chirp up: "Hello it's Kate from xxxx please can yo..oh bollocks sorry I was in work mode, only me call me when you get this"
Urgh, reminds me of a time a while ago in the doctors confused
Was running late (as usual rolleyes ), same thing, mucking about, looking at posts and not the clock. Legged it to the doctors and got there right bang on time, only one minute late cool
Or I would've been, had there not been a person in front of me at reception - silly sod, said his time (v. slowly), receptionist looked at the puter sreen (v. slowly), couldn't find his appointment. Waiting room full of people, so I'm stood there, in my panicked hurry up mode, tapping my foot, rattling my car keys, rolling my eyeballs in every direction :roll: loon
Then I heard the receptionist explain that he had arrived a day early. Whoops he said, and off he went, with my rolling eyeballs and tuts following him all the way out the door :roll: :loon:
By this time of course, I'm now 5 mins late instead of ontime/1 min late :? Apologised profusely, gave my name etc.
The receptionist started scrolling all over the computer screen (v. slowly in my rushed state), cue more finger drumming and eye rolling from me :?
Then I saw her point, and she explained (in a much louder voice than she explained to Mr Dafty in front of me), no worries, I wasn't late at all, I was now 23 hrs and 55 mins early, please take a seat! - my appointment was also the next day :shock:
Walking out of that waiting room in front of a squillion silent patients, felt like I was walking a mile rather than a couple of steps. They'd all seen my eyeball display :uhoh: redface
I think I shrank a foot with every step I took, was about 6 inches tall by the time I stepped outside surprisedops:
Glad to see its not just me then..... I dont feel so alone now lol :lol:
Quote by Dawnie
I was running late for a Dr's appoinment this afternoon. Im just out of the bath an readin the forum whilst Im getting ready..giggling at some posts and distracted by Dawnies non-flirting... :lol: :lol: :lol:
xanaisx

I can see by your post that it was nothing to do with your age anais, it was all my fault redface
Sorry........ :rose:
p.s. have you got any idea how fLucking hard it is to reply without flirting rolleyes
Yes, and each day it makes me giggle watching how hard it is. You've been very good though, well done! Only another errr 33 days to go? :lol: :lol: :lol:
An apoligy accepted hehe kiss:kiss:
Quote by anais
Yes, and each day it makes me giggle watching how hard it is. You've been very good though, well done! Only another errr 33 days to go? lol :lol: :lol:
An apology accepted hehe kiss:kiss:

As long as all my hard work and extra thinking isn't going to be wasted.
Someone will have to make it worth my while eventually innocent
Quote by Dawnie

Yes, and each day it makes me giggle watching how hard it is. You've been very good though, well done! Only another errr 33 days to go? lol :lol: :lol:
An apology accepted hehe kiss:kiss:

As long as all my hard work and extra thinking isn't going to be wasted.
Someone will have to make it worth my while eventually innocent
It better be good then :lol: :lol: :lol:
I quite often go into my garage (at home) and then walk around in a circle, scratching my head, wondering what it was I went to get!
Also when I'm working and trying to multitask (in a mans way), I'll phone someone up then whilst the phone is ringing I forget who it is I've called and then it's only when I hear the company name, as they answer, that I remember why and who I was calling.......I'm only fookin' 40!
it cant be an age thing!
i found a pair of socks in my freezer (i must of put them there but cant think of why or even when!)
and to top it all off i put the baby oil in the food cupboard! mr swin found it yesterday! along with a tub of dry pasta in the fridge!
i think i am loosing it!
sally
Quote by fem_4_taboo
Ok i had to go to the shop for a bag of sugar and then over the road to the chippy for chips
got the bag of sugar and put it in the car then went to the chippy
there were a few befor me so my mind wandered and when my turn cam i said
"a bag of sugar please"
to which the chippy bloke said
"errr we don't do sugar just chips"
God i was so redface

:giggle: :giggle:
i find that so funny probally cuse its the type of thing i do lol
i have to always re read letters i type at work as my mind wanders or i start typing while still texting and write something rude in the leter by mistake.
ive phone people befor eand been on hold so long i forget who ive called by the time they answer lol
xxx fem xxx
I was writing an essay on Romeo and Juliet whilst i was at school, it was a great assignment (A-) but the teacher didnt understand why i kept refering to them as ron and hermoine.....i was watching harry potter.
I went into the police station and completely blanked when i got to the desk....didnt remember while i was there...i couldnt even think of the word form....eventually i said to the girl *can i go out and come back in again please?*
I could tell lots of stories about my stupidity. So no its not an age thing!