IS IT JUST ME OR ...

4 Dec 2006

Do a lot of single men seem to think that if you are into dress up games you spend your whole life dressed up as a maid, nurse, wench, or whatever outfits you have and dont own any normal clothes dunno

.Heres a recent conversation which made me laugh
them "what you up to"
me "cleaning"
them "what are you wearing"
me "erm clothes"
them " well you shud be in your maids outfit"
me"erm why"
them "cos its horny and your into dress up"
me "oh hang on il go put it on cover it in bleach and ruin a £40 play outfit hmmmm yeah makes sense"
them " i was only asking"
me "ask a sensible question then"
This is not meant to be a dig at men it just makes me laugh when they ask daft questions like this. Do you get daft questions to or is it just me confused

: :?: :?: :?: have you had similar conversations be it with men/ women or couples not just with dress up/role play but anything that you are into :?:

4 Dec 2006

The most common thing I get asked - in fact I get asked it so much it's annoying, is: "Have you ever used your strapon on a man?" or "Would you f*ck me up the arse with that?"
rolleyes

4 Dec 2006

Never EVER tell a guy in a chatroom:
you've just had a bath ( which really means you've been soaping yourself all over, watching in the mirror while you masturbate with the loofah )
you're going shopping ( obviously to Ann Summers because all you have to do in life is buy undies. If it is food shopping then only phallic shaped vegetables or squirty cream will be needed )
you've got a friend calling over tonight ( if it's a male friend you must be shagging him. If it's a female, she must be bi and you must be shagging her )
you've been out for a drive ( to the nearest well known dogging site )
you're off out with friends ( on the pull )
you're having a meal with friends ( a mass orgy of finger food and feeding each other strawberries )
you're just off to your child's school for a meeting ( because you fancy the teacher and will be flirting like a tart )
One track mind? God forbid
rolleyes

4 Dec 2006

mind?

4 Dec 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
mind?

lol my thoughts to lol
how do men seem to turn everything around god only knows,
Wonder why men complain when we say "mens brains are in their balls oh and the size of peanuts"

4 Dec 2006

In the interest of fairness - as I don't like to see men getting slated all the time - women can be knob jockies too!!
The amount of women who advertise in the "Women seeking Women" section only to state that although teir bf/husband will be there he'll only be watching so he won't be involved.
Is it me or does him being there watching me have sex kind of mean he's involved!! :doh:

4 Dec 2006

Quote by Kiss
In the interest of fairness - as I don't like to see men getting slated all the time - women can be knob jockies too!!
The amount of women who advertise in the "Women seeking Women" section only to state that although teir bf/husband will be there he'll only be watching so he won't be involved.
Is it me or does him being there watching me have sex kind of mean he's involved!! :doh:

No, No, my sexy little wifelet, you've got totally the wrong idea. He's just there to supervise, just in case one of you gets a finger stuck or puts you back out or something. European health and safety laws apparantly wink

(you know where i am if you need 'supervising' at any time :rascal: bolt

)

4 Dec 2006

I had a guy on MSN the other day, we've been chatting for a while, and he asked me about any borthers or sisters I had.
I said I had 1 sister.
Does she have a boyfriend? he asks
No, She is gay. I reply.
Oh, is that why your bi? he asks
Erm...no, I wasnt aware it was an inherited condidtion!! I reply
Have you shagged her? he asks
No - she's my sister.
Have you thought about it? he asks
No - she's my sister
Have you seen her naked on the bath, and thought I'd love to fuck you? he asks
NO you goddamn fuckwit SHE IS MY SISTER!!!!!!!!
Does this guy get off on lesbian porn involving 'sisters' - I think so!!!!

4 Dec 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
In the interest of fairness - as I don't like to see men getting slated all the time - women can be knob jockies too!!
The amount of women who advertise in the "Women seeking Women" section only to state that although teir bf/husband will be there he'll only be watching so he won't be involved.
Is it me or does him being there watching me have sex kind of mean he's involved!! :doh:

No, No, my sexy little wifelet, you've got totally the wrong idea. He's just there to supervise, just in case one of you gets a finger stuck or puts you back out or something. European health and safety laws apparantly wink

(you know where i am if you need 'supervising' at any time :rascal: bolt

)
No that's what I tell you so I can persuade you to be there! :inlove:
passionkiss

4 Dec 2006

Based on my reputation for being a bit of a tart, do you really think i need persuading? :shock:

4 Dec 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Based on my reputation for being a bit of a tart, do you really think i need persuading? :shock:

No... but I just like role play. wink

4 Dec 2006

every time i go on cam you can guarantee a bloke will ask
"are you cold!" rolleyes

my reply never changes it's always............."no, just very horny" :twisted:
if i had a penny for every bloke that's asked i'd be rich by now lol

lil xx

4 Dec 2006

Quote by Kiss
The most common thing I get asked - in fact I get asked it so much it's annoying, is: "Have you ever used your strapon on a man?" or "Would you f*ck me up the arse with that?"

Bloody hell.... the most common thing I get asked is the time ff's!!

4 Dec 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
It's all caused by a biological fault. God gave all men a brain and a penis.....
.......
.......
...... but only enough blood to operate one of them at a time!

So maybe its time to give your penis a rest dunno

4 Dec 2006

Totally agree with that one, i havnt met one yet that can use both at once!

4 Dec 2006

Quote by charlibunny
Totally agree with that one, i havnt met one yet that can use both at once!

That's why you've chosen to come over to the dark side! :rascal:
wink

4 Dec 2006

Ha ha yes, just a little scared of the dark! do you have a torch i could borrow?? lol

4 Dec 2006

Quote by charlibunny
Ha ha yes, just a little scared of the dark! do you have a torch i could borrow?? lol

A torch?
Well I only have this one with me. It doesn't give out that much light but it's enough.

4 Dec 2006

now thats good!!! does it have a brain??

4 Dec 2006

Quote by Kiss
Is it me or does him being there watching me have sex kind of mean he's involved!! :doh:

Of course he is, can I come? lol

4 Dec 2006

Quote by dekntan in very big type
Do a lot of single men seem to think that if you are into dress up games you spend your whole life dressed up as a maid, nurse, wench, or whatever outfits you have and dont own any normal clothes .Heres a recent conversation which made me laugh
them "what you up to"
me "cleaning"
them "what are you wearing" etc etc etc

The thing is, it's at least worth asking yourself if the guy was a complete dick, or perhaps, just perhaps, since the subject of the conversation was sex, and you have a interest in dressing up, maybe he was just trying to join in a little. I mean did you really want him to ask what you wear to go to Tesco's, it's not a very flirty topic is it?

4 Dec 2006

Quote by musketeer
Do a lot of single men seem to think that if you are into dress up games you spend your whole life dressed up as a maid, nurse, wench, or whatever outfits you have and dont own any normal clothes .Heres a recent conversation which made me laugh
them "what you up to"
me "cleaning"
them "what are you wearing" etc etc etc

The thing is, it's at least worth asking yourself if the guy was a complete dick, or perhaps, just perhaps, since the subject of the conversation was sex, and you have a interest in dressing up, maybe he was just trying to join in a little. I mean did you really want him to ask what you wear to go to Tesco's, it's not a very flirty topic is it?
this particular conversation started with "hi" then went on to the "wat you up to" nothing sexual was being mentioned at the time i think the other conversation going on was something about how people met there partners, that was just one convo i have had lately

4 Dec 2006

Quote by redangel
I had a guy on MSN the other day, we've been chatting for a while, and he asked me about any borthers or sisters I had.
I said I had 1 sister.
Does she have a boyfriend? he asks
No, She is gay. I reply.
Oh, is that why your bi? he asks
Erm...no, I wasnt aware it was an inherited condidtion!! I reply
Have you shagged her? he asks
No - she's my sister.
Have you thought about it? he asks
No - she's my sister
Have you seen her naked on the bath, and thought I'd love to fuck you? he asks
NO you goddamn fuckwit SHE IS MY SISTER!!!!!!!!
Does this guy get off on lesbian porn involving 'sisters' - I think so!!!!

i have similar conversation when i say i have to go because my friend is coming round mad

:x

4 Dec 2006

Quote by Dawnie
It's all caused by a biological fault. God gave all men a brain and a penis.....
...... but only enough blood to operate one of them at a time!

So maybe its time to give your penis a rest dunno

brilliant :hunk:

4 Dec 2006

i used to go into chatrooms a lot ....don't much now infect not been in one since May 2006!
i cycle so i used to always get these lines ..... have i had a ride recently? lol

as if i would tell! wink

..... how many miles do i do? :lol: lots unless you where a speed cyclist or very very fit you would find it hard to keep up with me!
..... what's the most iv done? mmmm @ 350miles in one week! biggrin

plus i worked all week! :lol:
..... i bet your fit! :lol: sure am! :wink:
..... do you wear Lycra? yep! smile

less smell :lol:
..... shorts & small tie shirt? :lol: yep if its weekends :wink:
.... do you need a massage for your bum? :lol: nope bums as hard as rock! :lol:
last but not least :shock: ...... you have a nice butt! geeee thanks hun :wink:
i also got the one about the bath ...but then i did tend to go into a chatroom while i was running my bath :lol: i do have a two person bath :wink: so i asked for that one
i found that as soon as someone finds out what you do they tend to chat about that and nothing else .....there is more to life :wink: i may not be the brain of England but i do have other qualities :wink: ....perhaps just one or two :lol:

4 Dec 2006

Quote by dekntan
It's all caused by a biological fault. God gave all men a brain and a penis.....
...... but only enough blood to operate one of them at a time!

So maybe its time to give your penis a rest dunno

brilliant :hunk:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbup: worship

:worship:

4 Dec 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
In the interest of fairness - as I don't like to see men getting slated all the time - women can be knob jockies too!!
The amount of women who advertise in the "Women seeking Women" section only to state that although teir bf/husband will be there he'll only be watching so he won't be involved.
Is it me or does him being there watching me have sex kind of mean he's involved!! :doh:

No, No, my sexy little wifelet, you've got totally the wrong idea. He's just there to supervise, just in case one of you gets a finger stuck or puts you back out or something. European health and safety laws apparantly wink

(you know where i am if you need 'supervising' at any time :rascal: bolt

)
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
you'v put a smile on my face with this thread! i need a pick me up smile

thanks huns passionkiss

4 Dec 2006

lol Tan... you've got to hand it to them!.. I've had recently..
He: Hi how are you?
Me: Fine thank you and you?
He: Great, horny!
He: Can I get you wet?
????????????? why? dunno

I have a husband who can do that any time of the day and besides I'd catch my death of cold :undecided:

5 Dec 2006

lol jaymar, like likes a tryer (if thats how ya spell if) ones i like are
Il make you come like you have never done before, (how do u know that redface

)
I know your not looking for single males but..... (but what no single males means NO single males so dont make yourself sound desperate)
You dont know what your missing (just aswell i wont find out then)

5 Dec 2006

Quote by jaymar
lol Tan... you've got to hand it to them!.. I've had recently..
He: Hi how are you?
Me: Fine thank you and you?
He: Great, horny!
He: Can I get you wet?
????????????? why? I have a husband who can do that any time of the day and besides I'd catch my death of cold :undecided:

Should have asked him if he was going to throw a bucket of water over you rotflmao